Drabbles: Ouran High School Host Club

By: Jocelyn D. Hoover

Joce: Okay, this is going to be the disclaimer and warnings and crap chapter for the entire fic.

Mixen: I like monkies and yachts.

Joce: So do I… I want a black monkey with red eyes named Salamander that is male and is trained to use a dagger and a gun and likes flying at people. I want a yacht.

Mixen: Jocey

Joce: Yadda! I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, it is the genius of Bisco Hatori. Expect these pairings at least; Tamaki x Hikaru, Tamaki x Kaoru, Mori x Kaoru, Kyoya x Honey, Renge x Haruhi, Tetsuya x Ritsu, OC x OC… ATLEAST!

Mixen: Next is a list of definite characters.

Tamaki Suou
Yuzuru Suou
Kyoya Ootori
Yoshio Ootori
Fuyumi Ootori
Takashi Morinozuka (Mori)
Satoshi Morinozuka
Mitsukini Haninozuka (Honey)
Yasuchika Haninozuka
Hikaru Hitachiin
Kaoru Hitachiin
Yuzuha Hitachiin
Haruhi Fujioka
Ryuuji Fujioka (Ranka)
Renge Houshakuji
Tetsuya Sendou
Ritsu Kasanoda
Umehito Nekozawa
Kirimi Nekozawa
Benio Amakusa
Chizuru Maihara
Hinako Tsuwabuki
Éclair Tonnerre
Arai

Chris Suou
Ryo Suou
Shakunetsu Hayabusa
Hayate Hayabusa

Joce: I swear I'll find out Arai's last name… Some of these characters might not even appear… the last four are OCs. Don't worry, they aren't bad OCs.

Mixen: Er… prepare for any genre… mostly humor or angst.

Joce: Ok, time to start typing!