Silly Team Magma oneshot.

Homura was in the kitchen cooking bacon and eggs with his trusty frying pan when he heard the door open. His heart skipped a beat as he noticed who entered the room. Brodie and Blaise. The thief flashed a grin and leant against the surface as he looked at what Homura was cooking. Homura was on kitchen duty for the admins that day. Brodie would eat ANYTHING Homura served. But Blaise was a little annoyed by all the fried eggs and omelettes.

"Ah~ This looks good Rara, could you cook me some after you're finished? Your cooking is awesome!" Homura blushed at the compliment but smiled and nodded.

Blaise rolled his eyes, glancing at Homura's cooking breakfast in disgust. It wasn't that Homura was bad at cooking, it was that Homura only seemed to cook foods with frying pans. So for breakfast with Homura on kitchen duty they would have bacon and egg, sometimes pancakes on special occasions. For lunch, fried toast or fried egg. For dinner, omelette or a ridiculously late traditional breakfast.

And his frenemy Brodie didn't care, he'd just eat whatever Homura gave him. And Brodie was rather picky. Blaise had the feeling even if Homura magically burnt something, Brodie would still eat it. He was just a fool, so lovesick he'd make himself sick with food poisoning if Homura messed up.

But only Arceus would know if Homura actually felt anything for the thief or anyone. The older male may be flustered easily but that was just his personality, unable to handle compliments. He had attractive girls like Kagari and Izumi explicitly expressing their interest but he didn't reciprocate, or at least act on their interests. Maybe he was just gay.

And didn't act on attraction as he didn't want anyone to know he was. It was next to impossible to read him now, with his panic disorder sorted and the only reminiscent of his once shy personality was that he got flustered still. His personality had changed remarkably, Blaise had to say. For the worse. Torturing pirates. Setting them on fire. Brodie must be mentally unstable himself to like that. Or he just never saw Homura interrogate an Aqua grunt. As this sadistic behaviour only erupted when Homura was ordered to interrogate infiltrators.

It was now Blaise decided to ask the million dollar question. "Homura, are you homosexual?" Homura accidentally turned the dial and almost burnt his breakfast. He turned it back and gave Blaise a surprised look. Instead of denying anything he says...

"Did you seriously have to ask me that when I'm cooking?"

Brodie chuckled and decided to contribute to the conversation. He was curious... "So, are you?" Homura sighed and went back to his cooking, getting another frying pan and starting to fry more bacon and eggs. Did he know how to make anything that didn't include pans?

"No, I am not. I...I'll admit I'm attracted to males but I'm not homosexual." Blaise rolled his eyes at Homura's response. He didn't show attraction to the girls so he must be. Then again he did not have a clear as day attraction to guys either. Maybe...

"Are you bisexual then?" He asked. Homura shook his head.

"Nope. I did date Kat when we were younger though." Homura finished making his breakfast and concentrated on the other pan. Probably Brodie's breakfast. Blaise was feeling a little jealous. His friend used to date Kat? He hadn't even got close to her yet. Though the mystery of Homura's sexuality was starting to irritate him though. He wasn't straight, he wasn't gay, he wasn't bi... What was he?

Brodie chuckled as he noticed Blaise's frustration. Although he tried not to show it, Brodie could sense the irritation and jealousy irradiating off him. Though he was still curious about Homura. Maybe Homura had some sexuality he never heard of? Or maybe he was demisexual...

"So what are you then Rara?"

Homura's response was quick and blunt. "Pansexual."

Brodie and Blaise went quiet as they exchanged glances. Pansexual? Neither of them had heard of that. But both of them had drastically different ideas.

"Uh... Pansexual? Does that mean you are turned on by cooking?" Homura gave Brodie a blank 'what the hell do you mean' look.

"Turned on by cooking, Brodie? Please elaborate." Inwardly Homura was dying of laughter at Brodie's interpretation. He actually knew what Brodie meant but part of him wanted to embarrass the taller man.

Needless to say he was embarrassed. What a stupid thing to say. With a burning face, Brodie elaborated. "I-I meant do you find people who can cook attractive?" He did date Kat... Then again how the hell did he not know that? He and Homura were best friends when they were younger!

Homura chuckled. "Not exclusively but it helps if my partners can cook."

Brodie made a mental note to himself. Learn to cook stuff other than basic food and microwave stuff.

Blaise's response to the unfamiliar sexuality was more of disgust.

"You mean you are attracted to frying pan pokemon, Homura?" Homura rolled his eyes at his question.

"Stupid, of course not." He stated bluntly. "One, I am not sexually attracted to any pokemon. Two, we've had ice cream pokemon, sword pokemon and even key pokemon but no one's made a frying pan pokemon yet. Maybe it'll be made in Gen VII. And I'll be the first to catch it." Blaise was about to ask another question when Homura cut him off. "And no, I am not attracted to my frying pans either."

'Geez, with how obsessed he is with them, he seems like he is.' Blaise thought. What did pansexual mean then?