That's right you deluded people I'm back. I know what you're thinking, how
many sequels can one person make? It's about time I did another comedy huh?
I thought so, I won't hold you up, read!
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Hermione plopped down at her typical seat at the polished Gryffindor table two hours early, as usual, and allowed the heavy book she was reading to fall open before her.
A plate of food, accompanied by a glass of water, appeared of their own accord a moment later, as usual, and she ignored it, as usual.
She had barely scanned three lines of the page when she felt two arms slink around her waist and a mouth place a soft kiss against her left temple. "Hello Draco." She stated without lifting her eyes from her book.
He sat down on the table beside her untouched food and placed his feet on the seat next to her as he snatched the book from her hands.
Her head snapped up "Hey!" She exclaimed heatedly as he sat the book behind him. He ignored her outburst and leaned close to her "You know what's sad?" He whispered.
Hermione pondered this for a moment "The fact that I can't read a book around you." She guessed mockingly.
He chuckled softly "No, the fact that our life is so predictable you automatically know that the man who comes from behind you is me."
She nodded "Things have been rather boring lately."
A grin spread across Draco's face that immediately frightened Hermione. Her eyes must have reflected her fear because Draco's smile widened "I've been waiting for someone to say that all month."
"Why?" She questioned reluctantly.
"Gives me an excuse to shake things up" He explained as he jumped from the table and handed her book back to her before gliding away.
"Draco." Hermione called after him.
He turned gracefully, one elegant eyebrow raised in inquiry.
"Don't kill any one." She ordered rather seriously.
He let loose an ejaculation of pure mirth before continuing his course.
Hermione sighed moving her book to the side; she couldn't read anymore even if she wanted to. Water might sooth her tired body.
She raised her gold goblet to her lips but froze when she saw what obviously inhabited her drinking water as the cool liquid spilled into her mouth. She immediately ejected the transparent substance as the gold fish in her water blinked in surprise.
"Draco Malfoy!!!!"
Draco smiled as he paused in his descent to the dungeons. Pansy met him on her way up "What are you so happy about" She questioned.
"Nothing" he replied "Out for your morning jog?" he asked taking in her attire.
"Yeah" She returned rather begrudgingly.
"Have a safe morning Pansy" He stated before continuing his journey. Pansy's brow furrowed and she shook her head as she reached the summit of the steps.
She swerved to exit the castle when she saw Hermione stomp out of the Great Hall wearing a mask of absolute fury and heading for the dungeons.
Pansy blocked Hermione's progress "Hermione?"
"Where is he? I'm gonna rip out each of his blonde hairs one by one!" Flames flickered in her chocolate eyes.
"What happened?" Pansy asked placing a consoling hand on Hermione's shoulder.
He put a goldfish in my water! A goldfish!" She exclaimed.
"Why would Draco put a goldfish in your water?" This simply wasn't making sense.
Draco appeared in the doorway of the stair. He placed his forearm above his head on the wall adjacent to his body lazily as he crossed one foot over the other. "You bellowed?"
Hermione's eyes narrowed "You put a fish in my drink!"
Pansy's eyes scurried from Draco to Hermione "Obviously this is a lover's quarrel, I'll leave you two to it" With that she scampered from the building for her jog.
"Would a fish in your drink not shake things up?" He inquired, an evil smile creeping across his face.
"When you said shake things up, I didn't think you meant me! I'm your girl friend!" She cried. He laughed, abandoning his support that was the wall, and took slow easy strides towards her until his body touched hers.
She stared up into the warm mercury of his eyes as he leaned his forehead down to touch hers "But don't you remember?" He whispered, sliding his palms up her arms to rest on her shoulders.
"Remember what?" She breathed back.
"All's fair in love and war" He pressed his lips to hers lightly before straightening "See you in Potions dear." He strode back down the stairs to the dungeon.
She watched him descend to his lair and a small smile quirked her full lips "I'll make you eat those words." She vowed before pivoting and springing up the steps to her own dormitory.
Hermione plopped down at her typical seat at the polished Gryffindor table two hours early, as usual, and allowed the heavy book she was reading to fall open before her.
A plate of food, accompanied by a glass of water, appeared of their own accord a moment later, as usual, and she ignored it, as usual.
She had barely scanned three lines of the page when she felt two arms slink around her waist and a mouth place a soft kiss against her left temple. "Hello Draco." She stated without lifting her eyes from her book.
He sat down on the table beside her untouched food and placed his feet on the seat next to her as he snatched the book from her hands.
Her head snapped up "Hey!" She exclaimed heatedly as he sat the book behind him. He ignored her outburst and leaned close to her "You know what's sad?" He whispered.
Hermione pondered this for a moment "The fact that I can't read a book around you." She guessed mockingly.
He chuckled softly "No, the fact that our life is so predictable you automatically know that the man who comes from behind you is me."
She nodded "Things have been rather boring lately."
A grin spread across Draco's face that immediately frightened Hermione. Her eyes must have reflected her fear because Draco's smile widened "I've been waiting for someone to say that all month."
"Why?" She questioned reluctantly.
"Gives me an excuse to shake things up" He explained as he jumped from the table and handed her book back to her before gliding away.
"Draco." Hermione called after him.
He turned gracefully, one elegant eyebrow raised in inquiry.
"Don't kill any one." She ordered rather seriously.
He let loose an ejaculation of pure mirth before continuing his course.
Hermione sighed moving her book to the side; she couldn't read anymore even if she wanted to. Water might sooth her tired body.
She raised her gold goblet to her lips but froze when she saw what obviously inhabited her drinking water as the cool liquid spilled into her mouth. She immediately ejected the transparent substance as the gold fish in her water blinked in surprise.
"Draco Malfoy!!!!"
Draco smiled as he paused in his descent to the dungeons. Pansy met him on her way up "What are you so happy about" She questioned.
"Nothing" he replied "Out for your morning jog?" he asked taking in her attire.
"Yeah" She returned rather begrudgingly.
"Have a safe morning Pansy" He stated before continuing his journey. Pansy's brow furrowed and she shook her head as she reached the summit of the steps.
She swerved to exit the castle when she saw Hermione stomp out of the Great Hall wearing a mask of absolute fury and heading for the dungeons.
Pansy blocked Hermione's progress "Hermione?"
"Where is he? I'm gonna rip out each of his blonde hairs one by one!" Flames flickered in her chocolate eyes.
"What happened?" Pansy asked placing a consoling hand on Hermione's shoulder.
He put a goldfish in my water! A goldfish!" She exclaimed.
"Why would Draco put a goldfish in your water?" This simply wasn't making sense.
Draco appeared in the doorway of the stair. He placed his forearm above his head on the wall adjacent to his body lazily as he crossed one foot over the other. "You bellowed?"
Hermione's eyes narrowed "You put a fish in my drink!"
Pansy's eyes scurried from Draco to Hermione "Obviously this is a lover's quarrel, I'll leave you two to it" With that she scampered from the building for her jog.
"Would a fish in your drink not shake things up?" He inquired, an evil smile creeping across his face.
"When you said shake things up, I didn't think you meant me! I'm your girl friend!" She cried. He laughed, abandoning his support that was the wall, and took slow easy strides towards her until his body touched hers.
She stared up into the warm mercury of his eyes as he leaned his forehead down to touch hers "But don't you remember?" He whispered, sliding his palms up her arms to rest on her shoulders.
"Remember what?" She breathed back.
"All's fair in love and war" He pressed his lips to hers lightly before straightening "See you in Potions dear." He strode back down the stairs to the dungeon.
She watched him descend to his lair and a small smile quirked her full lips "I'll make you eat those words." She vowed before pivoting and springing up the steps to her own dormitory.