Toad Town (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
It was just a lovely day in the Mushroom Kingdom, the sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, Toads were moving around and chatting things up in Toad Town, it was a perfect day.
A small Toad walked around the streets, walking by Terra and Ven's house as he just waved at Ven who was reading a book on a chair, and then Ven looked up to see him. "Hey, aren't you supposed to be in school?" He asked.
"The teacher was busy talking so I just escaped." He smiled and just walked away to his own house.
Terra walked out with some lemonade and noticed the Toad. "That's the third time this week." He said.
"I know...sometimes I wonder if the teacher actually notices." Ven said.
The small Toad walked to his house and walked in the door. "I'm home!" He smiled.
"Oh! You're back!" The mother smiled, and then she frowned, suspicion in her eyes. "You're early...what happened?"
"Oh, the teacher just kept teaching and talking...in his own world so I just bailed." He explained.
The mother sighed. "That's the third time this week and the seventh time this month. What are we gonna do with you?" She asked, as the Toad shrugged. "Well, as long as you're here, would you go get your father and tell that lunch is ready?"
'You got it." The Toad smiled as he walked over to his dad. "Dad! Lunch is rea-...OH GOD!"
"Huh?" The mother turned as the Toad ran out. "What's the matter?"
"It's dad! He's...HE'S..." He tried to explain, but the wall broke and the father rolled right in.
"OH MY GOD! HONEY!" She screamed.
Villains of a Sort (Kingdom Hearts)
"We have another one." Toad said, in the meeting room of Peach's Castle. "This is the twentieth one this MONTH!" He exclaimed. "And not just our kind that's been in the freaking hospital, Polari, Happy, Erza, Lady Palutena, some kid named Tidus who is Sora's friend, Link's cartoony version, Cirno...it's not just Toads who are suffering!"
"Well, what are we going to do?" Toadette asked. "What's been causing this?"
"According to these victims...they've been eating some sort of mushroom that's been causing...well...THIS!" Toad yelled. "Professor E. Gadd, Nitori and Dr. Toadley came up with this kind of thing...the Blorbs."
"Preposterous!" Toadsworth exclaimed. "This can't be right. Erza never eats mushrooms, Happy loves fish, Palutena hates mushrooms, Polari prefers Star Bits...this doesn't make any sense!"
"According to the victims, there's been a mushroom in Erza's cake, Happy's fish, there was a hidden mushroom in Lady Palutena's pizza, and as for Polari...I don't know HOW someone managed to stuff a mushroom in a Star Bit." Toad said.
"Don't look at me; I didn't put a mushroom in Palutena's pizza. I just whipped up some cheese and pepperoni. That's what I always put in pizza." Viridi said, as she was also in the meeting along with Pit, Rosalina, Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Wendy, Carla, Markarov, Sora, Kairi, Xion, Link, Zelda, Marisa, Reimu, and Youmu.
"By boogity, this is worse than those nasty Shroobs! What the heck are we gonna do?" Toadbert asked.
"Relax, I contacted one of the Star Sprites. They should be here to give us what we need to destroy these blorbs." Peach said.
"Sorry I'm late!" A voice said, as they looked to see a small star sprite flying up to them. "HELLOW YELLO!" She smiled.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Hello...what...?" Natsu raised an eyebrow.
"Uh...not to be rude, but...who are you?" Toadsworth asked.
"I'm Starlow." She replied.
"Uh-huh...so are you here to help about the blorb problem?" Toadsworth asked.
"Um...about that...i'm about as clueless as you guys are. Sorry." Starlow sighed.
"OH COME ON!" Natsu yelled, slamming his fist on the table. "My best friend is SUFFERING and you don't know what to do?!" He exclaimed in anger.
"Natsu, calm down. We'll find a way." Markarov said. "Do we have any leads about who is responsible for this?"
"Well, witnesses say they saw a shady guy with a cape giving these Toads a mushroom before this happened." Toad said.
"A shady guy with a cape." Link said, rubbing his chin in thought. "It's either Ganondorf or Ghirahim..."
"Well, everyone knows Ganondorf...but...Ghirahim...nah, he just really loves to annoy us, he wouldn't do anything that crazy." Zelda said.
"Then I got nothing." Link muttered.
"Wait a second; has anyone seen the Mario Bros?" Pit asked.
"I haven't seen them since yesterday..." Reimu shrugged.
"Sorry we're late." A voice said, as they turned to see Mario and Luigi walking in. "We were just checking on the patients."
"Ah." Toadsworth nodded in understanding.
"So, we have no idea how to stop this?" Toadette asked.
"If we stop the guy who's responsible for this, we should. But he disappears after giving a Toad a mushroom. We have NO idea who this is." Toadbert said.
"Do you think this is one of Bowser's minions?" Sora asked.
"Doubt it. Bowser usually likes to scare the Toads and kidnap me. He wouldn't do anything that would harm them." Peach said.
"Ha! He's going soft." Natsu smirked.
"Did someone just mention the King of Awesomeness?" A voice asked.
"Oh great..." Viridi muttered.
Bowser (Super Mario 64)
"Just who we needed right now..." Toad said sarcastically. "Can't you see the Mushroom Kingdom is in a situation at the moment?"
"Hey...it's my kingdom too you know. I want to rule it alongside Peach but noooo, Mario, Reimu and Marisa think it's a terrible idea." Bowser muttered.
"Have you even THOUGHT about it?" Reimu asked. "You and Peach together? No. NO! It's disgusting and yet you STILL continue to flirt with her."
"So? I don't see anything wrong with it." Bowser said.
"Bowser, just leave. We're in the middle of something." Peach said.
"Sorry, but when I make an entrance, the King of Awesomeness stays." Bowser smirked.
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Starlow yelled, flying up and getting into Bowser's face. "SHE ASKED YOU TO LEAVE SO YOU BETTER LEAVE!" She yelled.
"You know, you remind me of a certain annoying fairy that used to accompany Link." Bowser said.
"Oh come on, Navi wasn't that annoying." Link said. "...Oh who am I kidding? She gave me headaches."
"And you know what I do when I'm annoyed?" Bowser asked, smirking. "I fry people." He said as he opened his mouth.
"Uh oh." Mario said as he jumped forward to grab Starlow while Reimu flew over to grab Peach...and then Natsu jumped in and ate the fire breath.
"Thanks for the fire." Natsu smirked. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, but Bowser jumped out of the way as it hit a wall.
"How did I freaking MISS that?" Bowser asked, then noticed Mario and Reimu putting down Starlow and Peach. "YOU!" he yelled, mainly at Mario.
"Oh, now you see me?" Mario asked. "Wow...you are SO observant." He said sarcastically.
"Shut up, plumber." Bowser said, cracking his knuckles. "I think it's time we settled this."
"Here we go again..." Marisa muttered as she joined Mario, along with Reimu, Youmu and Natsu.
"I think we should clear the room..." Peach said.
"Are you kidding? This is going to be amazing!" Viridi smiled.
"Okay, what fighting game did you get her into this time?" Rosalina asked Pit.
"Mortal Kombat." Pit replied.
"Oh dear." Zelda said, sweatdropping.
Never Let Up! (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)
Mario ran to Bowser and punched him, and then jumped away to avoid Bowser's claws.
Bowser ducked into his shell and rolled towards Mario, but Mario jumped and threw fireballs right at him, but Bowser turned around and slammed into Mario.
Youmu flew straight to Bowser and slashed him, but Bowser countered with his claws, and then they kept slashing each other until Bowser used an uppercut on her, sending her away. "Well if you want to play dirty..." Youmu said, taking out a spell card. "HUMAN SOUL: SLASH OF FUTURE EONS!"
"Argh...alright..." Bowser said, breathing fire balls at Youmu, but Natsu jumped up and ate the fire balls.
"Now I got another fire in my belly." He smirked. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled.
"ARGH!" Bowser yelled, as he was blasted to a wall.
"MAGIC SPACE: ASTEROID BELT!" Marisa yelled.
"TREASURE SIGN: YIN-YANG ORB!" Reimu yelled.
Bowser fell on one knee. "Argh...how am I so weak all of a sudden...this is NOT my A game..." He muttered.
"We used our power to weaken you." Starlow smiled as Peach just giggled.
"You did...what...?" Bowser asked.
"I'll escort him out of here." Natsu smirked as his hand ignited.
"FINISH HIM!" Viridi exclaimed excitedly.
"I think you turned her into a Mortal Kombat fangirl..." Kairi said.
"Hey, I think it's cute." Pit smiled.
Natsu used a powerful fiery uppercut, which knocked Bowser up in the air, through the ceiling and out of Peach's castle. "NATSU WINS! FATALITY!" Viridi fist pumped.
"I have never been so attracted to her in my life." Pit smiled.
"I have this feeling she's going to be referencing Mortal Kombat a lot." Xion said.
Meanwhile...
Dimble Woods (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Bowser yelled, and then slammed into the ground. "Ow..." He muttered.
"Oh there you are, You're Nastiness." Kamek said as he flew towards him. "So, how'd it go?"
"Terrible..." Bowser muttered, getting up and rubbing his head.
"Let me guess, Mario and Marisa?" Kamek asked.
"DON'T EVEN MENTION THOSE NAMES!" He yelled. "Just the thought about them pisses me off...it makes me...WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING!" He yelled, and then he punched a rock in frustration, shattering it, causing Kamek to sweatdrop.
"Dude...take it easy. You can destroy them next time." He said.
"Yeah true..." Bowser muttered, and then he looked at Kamek. "By the way, how are you alive? Last time I checked, you were killed in the past...which ended up killing you."
"I'm thinking your younger self revived me in the past." Kamek thought.
"Heh, even when I was younger, I was awesome." Bowser smirked as they walked around, punching any rock in the way until they came to a dead-end. "Argh, dead end."
"A WINNER IS YOU!" A voice yelled.
"What?" Bowser turned to see whoever said it.
Laughter and Merriment
"I said a winner is you! You won!" The figure said.
"What did I win and WHY does your voice sound familiar?" He asked suspiciously.
"What do you mean?"
"Like I've probably seen you somewhere before...probably at a graveyard full of Key swords...or whatever they're called."
"Nah, I wasn't there at all." He said. "But anyways, I have this mushroom for you that'll help you defeat Mario and his friends."
"I'm listening..." Bowser smiled.
"Eat this, and you'll be able to crush them once and for all." He said, giving him a mushroom that looked...oddly weird.
"I'm not sure about this, Lord Bowser...something seems...off." Kamek said.
"Hey, if it helps me beat Mario, Marisa and those other assholes, I got nothing to worry about, right?" He smiled and then ate it. "Ugh...I feel...weird."
"Hey!" Kamek pointed his staff at the figure. "Alright, what did you do to him?"
The figure took off his cloak while laughing, and turning out to be Fawful. "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Wait...are you...what's-his-face?" Bowser asked, and then he started sucking everything in...and accidentally Kamek.
"WAIT NO! DON'T EAT ME!" Kamek yelled, as he tried to fly away...but Bowser accidentally sucked him in.
Meanwhile...again...
Peach's Castle (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)
"So...this place is a mess now...shall we continue the meeting elsewhere?" Toadsworth suggested.
"That's a good idea." Peach said. "Find another room that hasn't been destroyed by Bowser."
"Well let's go." Reimu said as they started walking, and then suddenly, she was sucked in. "WHOA!"
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Reimu?!" Marisa exclaimed, and then noticed Bowser standing right there and then he sucked them all in.
"WAIT, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING OOOOON?!" Natsu yelled as he was sucked in, then Xion, Sora, Zelda, Markarov...and then finally Starlow.
Bowser chuckled as he noticed Luigi sleeping, and then started sucking him in. "WHAT THE?!" Luigi exclaimed as he tried to run away...then try to swim away in the air. "No...NO!" He yelled as he was sucked right in. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! I DID IT!" Bowser fist pumped...and then started sucking everything in the castle and then smirked. "HAHAHA...hahaha...ha..." He said and then fell on the ground.
"That was too easy..." Fawful said, walking towards him. "Midbus! I need some help here!"
Bowser...never eat strange Mushrooms...