it was the nite before the invasion and zuko didn't know what to do.
"what should I doooo?" he asked went up to his window and looked. there was a city, it had lights.
"oh, I am so sad!" zuko wailed. It was really sad. He walkes up to the door and hands his face. A shadow figure appeared.
"uncle!"
"hi zuko, I noticed you were sad' said uncle
"yes, it is true. I am sad because korra left me."*wailes*
"oh," he said. "you do not need to be sad. I is here!"
"yay!" says zuko. He takes of his shirt and rushes to uncle. Uncle gets naked and they lie together. They lie in bed for many hours. It is dark and hot. They both sweat.
After a night of hard work:
"woah, uncle"
Yes, zuko, I am the man!"
HAHAHAHAH