NL: Hey, welcome to our story! A story co-written by me, No Limit 5, and Papa T 41!

Papa T: This is gonna be a little spin-off of Law and Disorder based around Mystery Science Theater 3000, but with a few unexpected twists! Things are gonna get pretty wild, but first, we have to ask you…

Do You Know What a Dramatis Personae is?

The Heart of Gold Detectives

The Janitor (Scrubs) – the company's janitor that has taken the role of leadership as Rika is away.

Bender (Futurama) – the company's chef.

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) – Bender's assistant and seeking ways of finding Rika, Daffy and Porky.

John "J.D." Dorian (Scrubs) – Eager, young doctor with great hair…and Janitor's favorite prank target.

Arthur Dent (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – A very confused man who wonders why he's there.

Ford Prefect (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – Map-man for the company. Some thinks he's actually an alien.

Trisha "Trillian" McMillan (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – Arthur Dent's would-be girlfriend.

Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs) – JD's begrudging and sarcastic mentor. Has a rivalry with House.

Gregory House (House) – A misanthrope doctor. Sounds weird, huh? Has a rivalry with Dr. Cox.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – A homeless dude who lives in the company's building and is running to become mayor of the city.

Yakko, Wakko & Dot Warner (Animaniacs) – Why ARE they here?

Marvin the Paranoid Android (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – Paranoid robot with the need to point out the obvious at the last second of a case.

Eddie (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) – The company's supercomputer. Acts like a happy-go-lucky game show host.

The Satellite of Love

Rika Itonami – M.I.A. leader of the Heart of Gold Detectives and one of the three viewers aboard the Satellite of Love.

Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes) – M.I.A. member of the Heart of Gold Detectives and one of the three viewers aboard the Satellite of Love.

Porky Pig (Looney Tunes) – M.I.A. member of the Heart of Gold Detectives and one of the three viewers aboard the Satellite of Love.

Professor Norton Nimnul (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers) – A mad scientist that sent the trio to the Satellite of Love for his insane film experiments to rule the world.

The Magic Voice (Mystery Science Theater 3000) – the voice of the Satellite of Love's computer and general news announcer.

Max (The Flight of the Navigator) – the Satellite of Love's brain analyzer. Has a crush on Magic Voice.

C-3PO (Star Wars) – Supposed to be a foreign language translator, but has become a slave to everyone.

R2-D2 (Star Wars) – 3P0's former partner that currently lives on Earth.

WALL-E (WALL-E) – the Satellite of Love's trash disposer and 3PO's new unwilling partner.

Clank (Ratchet & Clank) – the Satellite of Love's co-functionality maintainer.

Alpha 5 (Power Rangers) – the Satellite of Love's co-functionality maintainer.

Fender (Robots) – the Satellite of Love's malfunctioning film projector.

XR (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command) – the Professor's robot guard to make sure that the trio is viewing the crappy movies and stays on the Satellite, but generally goofs to allow them to figure out ways to escape.

The Fembot That Looks Like Melissa Joan Hart (Austin Powers movies, I guess?) – TBA

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NL: Well, that's our cast!

Papa T: Stay tuned for the first episode!