it was a darek and stomy night and palpatine was all alone... so sad
and he loooked and said" Oh, i wish i had a man tonite"
"fear not" said obi wan bursting in
he had just killed anakin and everything was yay. now all he had to do was make sweet love to his man
"ooooh, obi waaaan. i loooove you and ur ways"
"come to me'
"uuum"
"ummm"
"ummmmmmm"
the night was long and they boath mooooooooooanned it was pleasurable. they then kissed goodnight as obi wan cried
"why are you crying"
"anakin is darth vader!11!
"oh, how sad. can i kill you?"
"whut"
"I am an evil lordddd. I must kill you for making looooove"
"oooh!"
blloood splattered. obi wan was dead.