Sasuke…..Log???

Me: You know Sasuke, right? He practically has no personality. I mean he's all about avenging his clan and training…and

he's so quiet- Sasuke…log? Sasuke…log? Sasuke…log? I

mean there's really no difference…except that Sasuke

moves every now and then. Let's watch.

Sasuke is sitting still when I walk up to him and lean in close to his face. "chick" He suddenly moves his head towards me

Me: See?!?!? See?!?! Look at that!!!...Hey look here comes

Sakura…

Sakura walks up to a log next to Sasuke and hugs it

Sakura: Hiya Sasuke-kun!!!

gives the log a funny look

Sakura: Wait a minute…something's weird…YOU CHANGED

YOUR HAIR DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!?!

continues hugging log Sasuke lifts one finger

Sasuke: I'm over here Sakura.

Sakura: What the-?!?! The log's talking?!?!?!?!?!?!?!