A newly made man

she is cursed with

meeting a certain club

Disclaimer: Yep, this is totally mine. That's why there is no second season. THAT'S why I didn't form some kind of crazy contract with myself (Because apparently I made both Ouran Highschool Host Club AND Inuyasha) so that I could put Kagome into Ouran Academy. Yep. Totally. Notice the heavy sarcasm on that! ;P I don't own it! XD

The New Boy

An Ouran Highschool Host Club and Inuyasha Fanfic

Brought to you by i luv niki4444

Chapter 1: New Kid Meets Old Club

Whispers screamed through the hall.

"Cute New boy!"

"He's so sexy!"

"Wonder what his name is!"

Kagome leaned back in her chair, her black dress shirt unbuttoned halfway, exposing a definitely male chest.

Her small hands were stuffed into black slacks and her blue-black hair was gathered into a sloppy high ponytail. Once soft facial features looked much more masculine than before... she was definitely a guy.

Kagome had transferred here this semester along with her twin, Haruhi Fujioka.

Haruhi had a scholarship to be here but Kagome... she had a guilty older brother figure who just happened to be a billionaire. Sesshomaru was even letting her live with him right now!

Kagome sighed, she wished she was good enough at math to get a scholarship like her sister.

Haruhi was kind of disappointed when she figured out that Mrs. Higurashi wasn't actually their biological mom and had even looked embarrassed when she'd been told after getting her hopes up. - As well as very disappointed.

Kagome sighed again as she heard more whispers. It didn't bother her that much that everyone was speaking of her.

It was more like that everyone was talking about how hot the new boy was.

Boy.

Well she was actually technically a dude now, so she couldn't blame them.

She glared down at the little student ID she'd been given.

Name: Kagome Higurashi, Fujioka.

Living arrangements: Sesshomaru Taisho, older brother.

Status: Student.

Age: 16

Gender: Male

She hoped the damned thing would just shrivel up and die already!

How dare that chairman call her a man!

Then again as said earlier... she was a guy. And that's what made her so angry.

'Damn Naraku!' He'd cursed her with this form until she could find the cure... and she had to do it alone!

Huffing she set her feet on the desk in front of her.

She'd already taken this course last year, in fact all her classes were repeats from last year and since she'd gotten good grades - even with her Feudal era escapades - she didn't feel the need to do them again.

Kagome heaved a relieved sigh, feeling a bit embarrassed, she had no idea how to act like a boy.

But why should she even care what these people thought of her, it wasn't like she was actually a boy! At least she knew Haruhi right?

Although they hadn't seen each other for a few years... - had it already been 10?- Kagome had written her a letter in advance stating her current... predicament.

Crossing her arms, and leaning back she closed her eyes as the bell rang. "Mr. Higurashi." The teacher's voice called out disapprovingly. "Sit up."

Kagome didn't even open his eyes. "No." He stated firmly.

The teacher was obviously enraged by this, as she started stuttering in his surprise. "Mr. Higurashi! I will send you to the hall if you -" He stopped abruptly when Kagome's eyes opened and stared into his own angrily.

"I said no, don't push your luck." He hissed.

The history professor started quivering, the look in that boy's eyes was simply... terrifying.

Like he was planning out every possible way to kill him, and the smirk that went with the look, as if he was going to enjoy it as well...

He suddenly felt queasy. "Nothing Mr. Higurashi, go back to what you were doing before." Do anything, just don't look at me anymore.

He inevitably gave a sigh of relieve when Kagome closed his eyes once more the smirk getting wider as she crossed her ankles.

The teacher cleared his throat and started with the lecture.

He'd remember to leave Mr. Higurashi to his own devices.

Kagome's mind started to wonder as she felt fogginess taking over her mind.

Someone poked her shoulder timidly, clearing her mind slightly.

An eye peeked over her shoulder as she tried to glare at the perpetrator only to fall silent.

The girl behind her kinda looked like a boy... but she could recognize him even with shaggy, poorly cut hair. "Haruhi?"

"Kagome! It is you!" The other girl was gleeful to have found her sister this soon.

Kagome smiled slightly at her. "We'll talk later, night now. I'm gonna go back to sleep."

Haruhi snorted, but nodded and Kagome went back to napping.

Walking down the hall Kagome found herself fingering the papers in her hand dejectedly. The chairman had singled her out to get her to give the papers to his son, who "Should be" in Music Room 3.

Unfortunately Kagome had no idea where that was, and there weren't any maps like their were in malls, telling shoppers where to find stuff!

She let out a grumpy sound as she passed some people who seemed to be painting the building white, walking carelessly under the latter without hesitation dread began to fill her.

The latter fell over and the man cried out.

Reacting quickly Kagome shot out and caught him as the white paint fell in slow motion... right on his head.

From inside the bucket Kagome made a gurgling sound and promptly dropped the man on his arse, who looked up at her with awe. Blinking.

Kagome's hand twitched in an also spasm like way as she reached up to clutch the top of the bucket before ripping it off with so much force it disappeared into the sky.

The man looked up, dazed, searching for it.

Finally it came back down and made contact with his skull.

Crack!

Kagome then began to wipe the paint from her closed eyes with already paint covered fingertips.

Spitting out more gobs of paint as the man groaned clutching his head.

She made a humming sound as her other hand clutched around the papers - conveniently there was not a speck of paint anywhere on the file -.

"Where is the nearest bathroom." She didn't open her eyes, not wanting to get any left over blobs of the white substance in them.

The man cleared his throat and jutted his finger to the side, using his other hand to rub his sore forehead. "Um... that way?"

"I can't see you." Kagome growled, losing patience.

The guy - not wanting to be killed - laughed nervously. "How about I just take you there?"

Kagome was washing the goop off her face with an irritated expression, the man standing awkwardly next to her.

"Do you want something." She suddenly snapped as she started trying to salvage any piece of hair she could.

He cleared his throat nervously, gulping. "Well... I... um.. ugh. I just wanted to thank you for saving me back there, it probably would have hurt." He muttered as his face turned red.

Kagome snorted, why hadn't he simply said that from the beginning? "Then get out of here."

He backed up eager to do so, but paused deciding he had to be polite. "Um... is there anything you need help with before I go?"

Kagome pursed her lips as she finally gave up on her hair. Should she... hell yeah. "Bring me to Music Room 3 and all will be forgotten.

"..." Kagome started at the magnificent door in front of her. "You have to be kidding me." Was this really a music room?

"Kagome!" A voice called and Kagome turned, only to be bombarded by a hug. "Kagome! I've looked everywhere for you!"

Kagome looked at her sister with a small smile on her face. "Ahhh. Hold on a second Haruhi, I just have to drop this thing off to the chairman's son and we'll be good to go."

Haruhi nodded happy with the conclusion. "Good, I was hoping to finish my homework and get some reading done but..." An irritated expression appeared on her face. "All 4of the libraries are crowded with noisy... rich bastards."

Haruhi had lowered her tone and Kagome was quite amused to say the least. "Haruhi... what a fitting name for them! There's no better way to describe..." She started chuckling and Haruhi blushed.

"You know Kagome..." Haruhi started. "When you said you had been transformed into a guy by an evil spell... I didn't really believe you. But even your voice is..." She trailed off again.

Kagome shrugged, "I told Souta you probably didn't, he owes me ten bucks now!" She snickered.

Haruhi raised an eyebrow, "I didn't think you gambled Kagome."

Her sister shrugged, "Eh. If I know I'm gonna win, why not."

Haruhi rolled her eyes, "Let's just get this over with."

Kagome silently agreed, but if the son was anything like the father... this would probably take a while. Opening the doors together they were blinded by white light as rose pettles fluttered past their faces.

"Welcome!"

Kagome blinked as the door slammed behind them.

Haruhi seemed to be in shock. 'A- A host club?'

The door slammed shut behind them and Kagome tugged at the handle, finding it was locked.

Huh.

Well if nothing else she could break it down.

"Huh... Huh... This is a host club!" Haruhi flatted himself against the door after he too had realized it was locked.

"Oh Wow it's a boy!"

Two of them members said simultaneously, both looked identical with spiky red-orange hair, with different parting to tell them apart.

"Hikaru, Kaoru. I believe these young men are in the same class as you aren't they?" Another man with a pale complection, dark hair and glasses asked.

"Yeah but he's shy! He doesn't act very sociably so we don't know much about him." They shrugged before pointing at Kagome. "And he's always glaring like he wants to kill something."

The man hmphed.

Six lightbulbs sat side by side. Suddenly the fifth lit up.

"Well that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honors student. And Mr. Higurashi." The twins were shrugging behind the man, looking at each other cluelessly.

"What!" A blond boy with blue eyes suddenly popped out of no where. "You must be Haruhi Fujiyoka!"

During this Haruhi had begun to pull on the door, trying her hardest to get away.

"The exceptional honors student we've heard about!" The blond finished.

Warning signs went off by Haruhi's head as she stopped pulling on the door and slowly creeped behind Kagome. "How do you know my name?"

The dark-haired guy stayed blank faced. "Why you're infamous, it's not everyday that a commoner gains entrance into our academy."

Haruhi's brow twitched as a bead of sweat dripped down his face, unknowing of the flashing orange sign over his head reading 'Commoner'.

"You must have audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school-"

Another sign, this one flashing blue appeared over Haruhi's head as Kagome watched in amusement. It read 'Audacious'.

"- as an honors student Mr. Fujiyoka."

Haruhi shifted uncomfortably, "Well, uhhh Thank you I guess."

Kagome stepped out of the way, why ruin her fun. It was the first day after all, Haruhi should get to have some quality time with these guys.

Almost as soon as the words were out of Haruhi's mouth the blond had his arm around her shoulder. "You're welcome! You're a hero to other poor people Fujiyoka! You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an élite private academy! Eh?"

His face showed surprise as Haruhi edged away from him quickly, hiding once more, this time behind a blue vase.

He then continued as if nothing happened, following her. "It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."

There was a brief silence before Haruhi replied back, sounding irritated. "I think you're taking this poor thing to far." He edged back toward the door, the blond continuing to follow, this time sliding across the floor to her side.

"Spired, neglected! But that doesn't matter now!" He got up and slapped and arm around her again as bells went off. "Long live the poor!" He started glowing radiantly as he bowed slightly. "We welcome you poor man to our world of BEAUTY!"

Haruhi went back toward the door, as music started playing. "I'm out of here."

"HEYYY!" She was suddenly grabbed and pulled back by the most adorable little blond boy you ever did see!

Little pink hearts went off around his cute widdle head. Kagome's hands clasped together at the sight. He was almost as cute as her Shippo! "Come back here Haru-chan! You must be like a super hero or something! That's so cool!"

The happy expression on his face was changed to confusion as she looked at him with a tick mark on the side of her head.

"I'm not a hero, I'm an honors student." He was burst back by her rage as she leaned forward and yelled, "AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN!"

He fell to the ground as she started trying to catch her breath.

The other blond was back now shaking his head. "I never would have imagined the famous scholar... would be so openly gay."

Haruhi blanched, "Openly what?"

The blond just continued to think before snapping his fingers. "So tell me what kind of guys you're into! Do you like the strong silent type?" A tall dark haired guy looked at Haruhi expectantly. "The boy Lolita?" The little blond boy grinned holding his bunny as he gave a cute wave. "How about the mischievous type?" The twins linked arms and winked at her. "Or the cool type?" The black-haired boy smirked, pushing up his glasses with a finger.

Haruhi started backing away, freaked out. "K-Kagome..."

The blond reached out and cupped her face. "Or maybe... you're into a guy like me. What do you say?" He seemed stupefied when she backed away, looking sick.

Seriously freaked out she didn't notice the vase until it was too late.

She'd already backed into it and it fell to the ground with a harsh clatter.

Shattering.

Kagome winced, that had hurt her ears, but she continued to watch the situation entertained.

This was getting good.

The twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, popped up by her again. "Ahhh!"

The one of the left sighed, "We were going to feature that renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction!"

"Oh now you've done it commoner! The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at 8 million yen!" The other cried.

She hit her head on the stand it had been on. "WHAT 8 MILLION YEN!" She was truly freaking out now, as she tried to count it on her fingers in a daze. "How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million?"

Turning around to face them shamefully he waited for them to yell at him. "Umm... I'm gonna have to pay you back."

"With what money? You can't even afford a school uniform!" The twins stated.

"What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?" The one on the right asked.

The black-haired guy from earlier picked up a piece of the broken vase. "Well... what do you think we should do Tamaki?"

Harhui's eyes popped wide open behind her glasses.

Tamaki, the blond-haired blue-eyed guy from before sat down in what looked like a throne, crossing his legs dramatically. "There's a famous saying you may have heard Fujiyoka." He pointed at her. "When in Rome you should do as the Romans do. Since you have no money, you can pay with your body." A sign appeared over his head saying 'sudden change in attitude'. "Meaning starting today..."

He looked at her almost smugly. "You're the host clubs dog."

Haruhi stared at him a few seconds before running to Kagome, gripping her in a hug. 'I don't know if I can handle this mom. I've been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a host club!'

The hosts were gathered around her white sheet body inspecting her for damage, for she appeared to be unable to move.

The cute little blond boy looked at her innocently and poked her twice, saying his actions aloud. "Poke, Poke?"

Kagome fought off a smile at his antics, before becoming serious. 'I'm not going to beg Sesshomaru for the money but... I think there is something I can do.'

"I'll help Haruhi pay off the bill." Kagome volunteered gruffly, earning many surprised looks. "I don't mind as long as I'm with her and helping her pay of this so-called 'debt'. Speaking of which." She looked around. "Is the chairman's son in here?"

Tamaki stepped forward. "Already been informed of my char-"

"Shut up. You're dad told me to give this to you, it's the only reason Haruhi and I even came in here."

With that Kagome picked up her sister - who had fallen to the floor like a deflated balloon - and headed for the door. "If you need us the twins will tell you were to find us."

Said boys grinned, grabbing her arms. "We need you now. The host club hours are starting."

Kagome looked at their hands for a moment before setting her sister down with a soft sigh, cracking her knuckles as a glare appeared on her face. "I think we need to teach you some boundaries."

She folded her hand into a fist. "Don't touch me ever again."

Screams rang through the air that day at the host club, though none knew exactly what happened.

The day ended like the day began. Rumors spreading quickly through the air.

"Have you heard about the new boy? He's so strong!"

"Haruhi Fujioka is the Host Clubs dog now!"

"Kagome Higurashi is sooooo smexy!"

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HEEEEYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLOOOOOOOO O! XD

Back again, with ANOTHER fanfic. It took me a while to figure out if I was going to write this... and now I ask you... SHOULD I continue it or leave it as a one shot. If I get 10 or more reviews I'll make it a chapter fic... if I don't it'll be a one shot. XD 'shrugs' simple as that. XD

Anyway, thank you guys SOOOOOOOOO much for reading and I hope you enjoyed it! 'GLOMPS!'

And one more thing...

Word Count: 51,280 words out of... 50,000! XD HOLY COW I FINALLY MADE IT! XD

This is the final chapter of my Nano Wrimo experience so I hope you guys liked it! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Love Always!

~ Niki