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This story is super old and really stupid (with a surprise appearance by myself and my best friend B) ) but OH MY GOSH SOME COSPLAYERS READ IT. AND THEY POSTED A VIDEO TO YOUTUBE! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT IM SCREMAIGN
It was a grand old day and the four members of Gorillaz were in their living room. The singer 2D was sitting on the floor tapping at his keyboard. The guitarist, ten year old Noodle, was sitting in a green beanbag by the wall. The drummer Russel was sprawled on a a stained old couch. The bassist and ringleader Murdoc was sitting in a very old, very broken chair which he had found at a garage sale.
"But Murdoc, you can't possibly want that chair! It's all old and falling apart!" 2D had said when he first saw it.
"Listen Faceache, there's a special place in hell for Uncle Murdy, and it's called the fucking throne."
So the chair had become Murdoc's official place when the band had meetings. He never allowed anyone to sit in it unless they were Noodle or an attractive woman.
The band was gathered to discuss a fan's request that they participate in a charity car wash. Actually, the only one against it was Murdoc. "Why would we waste our time washing some moron's car when I could be scoring some sweet vagoo at the Bell Inn an-"
"MURDOC SAID VAGOO!"
Murdoc grabbed 2D's keyboard and hit him with it.
"And here they are now, Gorillaz!"
The crowd cheered as the band pulled up in Murdoc's beat up old black car. The band climbed out and waved to their fans. Several reporters had gathered around the car, shoving microphones and cameras into the faces of the band members.
Murdoc had told 2D it would be a sexy car wash, so he showed up wearing booty shorts and a tight shirt. "Wait a tick...this ain't no sexy car wash..." he said when he realized he was the only one wearing skimpy clothes.
He noticed a short girl with black hair and teal streaks. She was wearing a black shirt over a baggy teal turtleneck. There was a boy standing next to her with black hair and a blonde fringe who was wearing a grey sweater. The girl lifted her hands and made a very suggestive gesture. 2D blushed and turned away. "GODDAMNIT BECKY" the boy yelled.
Noodle was wearing a cute pink swimsuit with a pink snorkel and those foot flipper thingies. They were a little big for her, so she walked with a bit of difficulty. She floundered over to the crowd and yelled, "We thank you and greetings!" before waddling over to turn on the hose. The water ripped out of the hose and sent Noodle flying back a good twenty feet. She landed on her butt and started cursing at the hose in Japanese.
Russel hurried over and helped her up before turning the hose down. He handed it to 2D. "You take care of the water."
2D sprayed the fuck out of that car! Noodle soaped up the car and Russel cleared out the inside. Murdoc was sitting on a lawn chair drinking a smoothie and looking at some celebrity magazine. A reporter shoved a microphone in his face. "Mister Niccals, why aren't you washing the car with your bandmates?"
"They look like they're doing pretty good on their own."
"2D!" a reporter called. 2D turned around, hose still in hand. "What?" he asked as the soaked reporters glared at him.
"It's so hot outside here." Noodle said, fanning herself. "It sure is!" 2D replied as he peeled off his Asylum Party shirt like a porn star. Russel glared at Murdoc. "You know, this would go a lot faster if you would get off your ass and help us."
"Yeah!" 2D said. "It's real fun!"
"Go suck a fuck, you fuckass." Murdoc growled.
"What is fuckass?" Noodle asked.
Finally, the car wash ended. "We earn how much money?" Noodle wondered as they sat in the living room. Murdoc waved a shoebox in the air. "We got about four hundred dollars!" he announced. "Enough to buy me that new bass I've been wanting..."
"No!" Russel said. "That was a charity car wash. It means you don't spend the money on yourself. You give it to organizations that need it."
"I say we give it to the music store!" 2D said.
"I say give it to local school." Noodle suggested.
"I say we give it to Murdoc." Murdoc said out of the corner of his mouth.
A sitcom laugh track played.