Galadriel's DiaryDay One
We just got word that some fellowship thingie sent by my lame-brain son-in-law, Elrond has entered
Lorien. And get this, they brought a whole troop of orcs with them. Oh boy! I mean come on how am I
supposed to feed that many on lembas and water! Well I better go help Celeboring, er I mean Celeborn.
chuckles nervously Yeah that was it!Day Two
Oh my gosh! That fellowship thing I told you about has a dwarf with them! The horror! Oh and they also
brought an elf named Legolas with them who is, if this is possible, more beautiful than ME! I
know hard to believe right? I hope you said yes. They also managed to drag in . . . . .GOLLUM!
Honestly he freaks me out. Oh and some stupid elf could have shot it but he didn't because he thought
it might have been one of those little short hobbit things. WHO CARES! I certainly don't.
Day Three
Can you believe it? I had to actually welcome that fellowship thingie into my giant mallorn tree!
But at least I got something out of it, they told us that Gandalf got killed by some balrog fire-
breathing-giant-with-wings physco. Oh and I finally layed eyes on those little hobbit things. They're
so cute! And Frodo has totally stolen my heart with those beautiful blue eyes of his! Ok, did I just
say that? Oh well. I also met that stupid pretty boy elf, Legolas. He's not too bad looking either.
Oh and I saw the creep who thinks he's good enough for my granddaughter, Aragorn. I don't know what Arwen
sees in him except those bulging muscles and lovely dark hair. Ok I can't believe I just wrote that.
Well it could be worse. Celeborn might've seen this!Day Four
I just got back from a freaky little outting with Frodo. Ok here's what happened. I was minding my own
business (walking eerily by the fellowship thingie's camp) when the little bugger woke up and started
stalking me from behind. I went down to my little mirror/pool thang when I turn around and there
he is staring at me like I'm an orc or something! And get this he trys to pawn his little ringy-poo
off on me. As if I want the entire fate of Middle-Earth resting on my shoulders! I got drawn in for
a moment but snapped out of it. (yay for me!) Well I've got gifts to give so. . . bye.Day Five
Ok inventory time! I gave Aragorn. . .uhm what did I did give him? Oh yeah! NOTHING! mwahahahaha!
I gave two hobbits some knives which I personally don't think was a good idea. Legolas got a cool
new bow with some arrows which I would like to have in my armory still. Boromir got a golden belt
which didn't exactly match his whole ensamble thing but hey I'm no fashion expert. I gave Sam some
ropey stuff and Frodo got my precious phial. I don't care how cute he is he better take care of
in gollum voice my precious! And then I didn't know what the dwarf wanted so I just asked him and
guess what he wanted! Hair! My hair! As if he doesn't have enough of his own! So I gave the little
jealous-of-my-pretty-hair-pipsqueak three strands off my head.
Later. . .
I don't believe this just happened! The dwarf asked me out on a date! Right in front of Celeborn!
Even I didn't think dwarves were that stupid! I need to go punch something! See yah.Day Six
We're seeing the fellowship thingie off today. HALLELUJAH! I won't have to look at that ugly dwarf
anymore! But I will miss Legolas and Frodo. Oh the pains of visitors! Well I gotta go put my pretty
white cape on now. Will write more later.
Later. . .
Oh my gosh! Guess what, guess what, guess what! I got to kiss the top of Frodo's head! It's was
kinda curly but that's ok! spits a hair out of her mouth EWWWWW! Frodo uses Hobbiton Hair products
on his little mop-top! How un-natural! I'm gonna go wash my hair NOW! Bye!
I will keep adding more to this story when I have more ideas! -Inwe Elanesse