for the amazingly super readers of 'annabel lee' i WILL eventually finish. trust me. i'm basing this off my own blog, which i based off another iCarly story by AwkwardSquirrel or something like that. i recommend you check out her story. but this is my take on it. k thanks. also like she did in her story i didn't mean for this to coincide with a specific year and as luck would have it i uploaded it on the date first mentioned in the story. :] gotta love coincidences.

Tuesday, December 22
You know what I hate? That it seems NO ONE in Seattle owns a dictionary. Or anyone on the website FictionPress anyway.

I have an account on there (penname: AwkwardPieee., the period HAS to be included by the way), and I wrote this amazing story called To Kill A Rocking Horse, based off a book we read in English called To Kill A Mockingbird. I got so many reviews on To Kill A Rocking Horse that I wrote a sequel based off another book we read, called 5 People You Meet in Heaven, but mine was called 5 People You Meet with Devin, one of my characters in To Kill A Rocking Horse. And apparently it's so popular that people are demanding a sequel to that,and I haven't even finished it (next book on my hitlist: Oliver Twist. I'm calling it Dawn Twist, my female character in To Kill A Rocking Horse).

But to get back on topic, I really think these people should, A, get a spell check going on, or 2, find a beta. I've offered to beta several times, but they all decline. Why? They think their stories are perfect. Read To Kill A Rocking Horse and get back to me.

But I have so many secrets I want to tell you. Not that you're a person. But I've never been able to truly confide in anyone before, without fear of being judged. I've tried diaries, yes, but they always seem to be read by someone.

Not this time. I've saved this onto my computer under the file 'The Secret Chronicles of Samantha R Puckett'. I would have added a period after 'R', but Microsoft Word just won't allow it. You also need a password to open 'The Secret Chronicles of Samantha R Puckett'. And, since no one'll read this anyway, I'll come right out and say that the password is:

annefrank.

You need the period at the end of that, too.

You may be wondering why my password has to do with a Jewish girl from the forties, but if I get to my secrets I'm sure you'll get the gist of things.

Well, secret one. I'm a bookworm. I'm not kidding. I slack off in school, wise off to people, and be the opposite of the real me, because Freddie, too, is a bookworm, and I know what can happen to people like us. That's why I'm also kind of aggressive, in case my secret doesget out. So my password is annefrank. because she is one of my favorite authors, along with Anne Rice, Edgar Allan Poe, Harper Lee, Mitch Albom, and others. Stephen King is pretty good, too. I have a secret room in my house that you can't get to other than through a 'closet' in my bathroom. My private bathroom. Which is why Carly and Freddie have never seen it. They're afraid to go in there.

Secret two. I love writing. Just like books. Which is why I have an account on FictionPress. I've already written To Kill A Rocking Horse, a kind of failure of a story called The Dragon Hide (not nearly as many hits and reviews as To Kill A Rocking Horse), Mysteries Unleashed, and, of course, 5 People You Meet with Devin. I really love writing. On FictionPress I, of course, use my account's penname of AwkwardPieee., but just to be sure, I also use the pseudonym Reyana Faye. I just don't want people to find out.

Secret three. I actually don't like ham as much as I say I do. I think you can figure this one out.

Secret four. The 'R' in my name stands for the first name in my pseudonym—Reyana. My mom with her 'originality' named my twin Melanie Reyna. It's like Reyana but without the first 'ah' sound. I really like my middle name, but I can't let anyone know that. In fact, I wish my name was Reyana Samantha instead of Samantha Reyana sometimes.

Secret six. Because of my writing dream, passion, hobby, whatever you want to call it, I have four laptops and two computers. I know it seems like a lot, but I slaved getting that money. It was so great when I got my first computer—the laptop I'm typing on right now. I immediately went on it and joined Neopets. I was like nine, can you blame me? But I totally loved that computer. The password on this computer is kind of similar to the password to this document, except the password is 'annerice.'. I have a thing for Annes. Just authors. Not actually girls named Anne.

And, finally, the mother of all secrets, here's number six—

Secret six. I have really cool but also really dorky glasses. You know the ones that everyone seems to be obsessed with—the nerd glasses, as they're called? Bingo. I have a pair. I usually wear contacts, but I still have glasses. I know that I shouldn't be ashamed of who I really am, and I'm not. I just have so much to hide.

And sometimes secrets are the worst thing.

not the best first chapter in the world, but i've been writing this out since i first published annabel lee. it's just been sitting on my harddrive since, and it's gotten to be annoying staring at 'the secret chronicles of samantha r puckett' everyday, so i decided to finally publish it. AwkwardPieee. is actually an account i made on fictionpress and in a couple days, if you're interested, i'll put up to kill a rocking horse. just tell me. k thanks. it's going to get really good, trust me, this is just kind of an introduction.