THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER

So this was my and my friend having fun and talking about Avengers and Star Wars, namely Mace Windu/Nick Fury and how awesome it would be if in Age of Ultron, this happened. Purely for fun.

Disclaimer: yeah no we don't own any of this except the idea of this story; we don't own Avengers or Star Wars so please don't sue us.

Ultron stood above the injured Fury. His army was dealing with the pitiful Avengers, while he easily took down SHIELD.

"It seems you are out of ideas, Director."

"Not quite." Fury withdrew something from his trench coat, a silver cylinder. Somehow, though he was gushing blood from a wound to his side, Fury stood. And he ignited his lightsaber for the first time in years. Ultron studied the weapon, but deemed it not a threat.

"You cannot defeat me."

"That's what you think!" Fury force-pulled Ultron closer, and used his lightsaber to hack the robot to bits, starting with the head. He cut the head off and in half, severing Ultron's 'brain'. With Ultron destroyed, his massive army with it's hive mind shut down. Fury put his lightsaber away as the SHIELD medics made their way over.

"Sir!"

"I'm fine."

"All due respect sir, your side needs to be tended too." Fury glared at the medic, who stood his ground.

"Very well. But make sure everyone else is tended to."

"Yes sir."

Later, the Avengers showed up, wanting answers. They came onto the bridge, where Fury was waiting for them, bandages wrapped around his side. The injury didn't bother him, he'd had worse wounds.

"What happened?" Stark asked. "One minute, we're fighting an army, the next they all drop to the ground and self-destruct!" Fury smirked slightly.

"I took down Ultron."

Stunned silence met his words.

"What?! How?!" They all stared incredulously. "Ultron was indestructible!"

"Maybe to you."

"How did you defeat Ultron sir?" Steve asked, shifting his shield.

"With this of course." Before they could react, he snapped out his signature purple blade and ignited it, the tip appearing at Stark's throat, who froze. Fury smirked and deactivated his blade while Tony hastily backed up a few steps.

"What. Is. THAT?!"

"My lightsaber, Stark."

"Your…"

"What is this lightsaber?" Thor asked. "What sort of Midgard metal is it made from?"

"It's not made of metal. It's a blade of pure energy."

"I was not aware Midgardians had such weapons."

"This world doesn't."

"What do you mean-"

"I'm not from around here."

"Okay, stop." They all looked at Tony. "This is stupid. Star Wars doesn't exist. Lightsabers aren't real, Jedi aren't real-"

"The Clone Wars weren't real?" Fury's eye flashed, and he took a step towards Tony. "The Force isn't real? I'm not real? Is that it Stark?"

"You're not Mace Windu! He died in-"

"I didn't die. I was thrown out the window. Palpatine's lightning somehow opened up a portal, and I wound up here." At this point, Fury, or Master Windu, was in Tony's face, his voice low and dangerous. "But do you really want to tell me that my universe is not real?" Stark gulped subtly.

Just then, there was a sound like thunder (it wasn't Thor) and the entire world shook. Even the sky shook, causing the new helicarrier to rock back and forth.

"What was that?" Fury snapped.

Dun dun dun! What will happen next? Please review!