A/N: Idk, I Got Inspired. xD.
Disclaimer: No Ownage Of Naruto, Sadly. ):
Random Sheit Before I Continue?: One Shot. ;)
Shikamaru really hated chairs that made a lot of noise. He especially despised the chair in his bedroom.
He sat upright in the gray worn out computer chair, stalking his boyfriend's Facebook page. Neji Hyuuga was damn straight the sexiest boy he had ever seen in his life, beautiful brown hair that caressed his body, making him look like an angel, pale eyes, and that sexy smirk that was always on his face.
Carefully he clicked on the profile picture link and he stared at all the pictures. He clicked on his favorite, which was currently the Hyuuga's default, a picture of himself not wearing a shirt, showing off those sexy abs of his, he was grinning real big and making a thumbs up, the other hand showed that "Shikamaru-heart-' was written on it.
He stared in awe at his lower regions, his black tight jeans that hung low on his hips. Absolute sex god. A bulge was starting to form in his pants just thinking about the boy.
Slowly he stood up and locked his bedroom door, before walking back to the chair and stripping off his jeans and boxers. The Nara sat down and leaned back, producing a loud squeak from his old swivel chair. He ran his fingers down his stomach and along his length, fingering the tip. He arched his back in ecstasy, the chair once more squeaking in complaint.
To say it bluntly, he started whacking his meat, masturbating.
And he hated it, because his stupid chair made louder sounds then he did. It was obvious that he was touching himself, because his damned chair wouldn't keep quiet.
He scooted forward so as to not make anymore noises leaning against the back of the chair and stared at the picture of his beloved.
God, how it would feel to be under him right that second.
Shikamaru started panting as sweat rolled down his face. A low moan escaped his mouth and he felt like he was about to explode. His release was approaching and he thrusted into his hands harder, stroking faster.
With a loud grunt, his seeds came spilling everywhere, all over his stomach and hand. The Nara sighed and took a towel from the floor to clean himself off.
Then he clicked on his home page and typed slowly into the 'What's on your mind?' box.
'For my birthday, I want a new computer chair. '
A/N: Okitay, Well Wasn't This Short ? Idk . It Was To The Point . Lmfao . But Yeah, I Haven't Updated In a While And I Was Bothered By The Fact That Every Time I go to Lean Back In My Chair I Hear 'SQUEAKKKK'