Lord Cutler Beckett's Christmas Wish List
I do not in any way, shape, and any means own His Lordship, what is familiar, and not so familiar.
Mister Claus,
address moi as Lord Beckett. Never 'Cutty' or as 'Beckett', please.
For the rest of those presents.
Here's the list.
As I may insist.
The Ring, you can find It,
In Middle Earth.
Own by a backwoods hobbit.
The Ultimate Insult, to use against
the buccaneers, and see Miss. Swann cower ere me, Ah.
The Book, own by immature boys trio.
The fairies writ it during dawn.
A time/ space continuum device, Oh.
Needs to be edited, though not by them.
A small trifle, this item.
The Death Star.
As its' target is Tortuga.
KA-BOOM.
I implore to thee, I have been good.
You see, no mar.
Also for an immortal peach,
from Narnia.
These toys are
part of my glob -
What I mean to say, I'll use
Them to take care,
Of homeless orphan boys
And girls.
Enjoy your routes,
Mr. Claus.
Until I conqu-
Er, visit the Pole.
Without a doubt.
AN: The Ultimate Insult, from a point and click game by the name of Monkey Island, is a powerful voodoo device that can turn a pirate into a sniveling wimp by destroying his or her inner ego. The Book, from Time Warp Trio series, contains all of history's past, present, and future, if one causes a major change with it, say writes in it, history can be altered.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year.