Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Marvel universe, or any and all characters said universe contains. 'Cable and Deadpool' is copyrighted to Marvel Studios, and the respective owners. No infringement intended.
Warnings: vague smut
Author's Note: So, I am alive. Hi! Also, apologies to Mr. Frost.
Two Nates cloned in a creepy lab,
And sorry I could not keep both
But be one mouthy merc, plot understood
I went down on one as far as I could
To press cock to the back of my throat;
Then topped the next, as just as fair
And having perhaps the best damn lay
Because it was Prissy (sans underwear);
Though his voyeurism kink there
Had gotten him off about the same,
And both those putzes equally boned,
On tables we had kinky-clone-sex bareback;
Oh, I kept the extra for a birthday!
Yet knowing how Nate is a bitch,
I doubted if I should ever get it back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Probably on Providence
Two sexy Nate-clones in a lab, and I—
I got double-teamed
And that was awesome.