A/N: So, I wrote this randomly today! I kind of envisioned it as a monologue of sorts from Whatsername's POV about Jimmy and Johnny's romantic relationship and what she personally sees in it. It's not meant to be completely serious. It's sort of light-hearted, especially the beginning.

So please enjoy!

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Do you have a friend who's always finding themselves in a disastrous relationship? They get their heart broken but they always crawl back to them? Yeah. That's my ex.

Me and Johnny have a good enough relationship for two exes. He's trying to clean up, I know he's generally trying…but there's always something holding him back. And that's Jimmy.

Ok, don't get me wrong, when he told me he was going out with Jimmy, I'll admit I was a little freaked out. I mean, I dated both of them. Look what that says about me… But I knew from the start that this wouldn't work. Johnny is…he's like a puppy. He'll follow around whoever takes pity on him. And Jimmy holds him on a leash of sex and drugs and sweet talk.

He's a total fraud and Johnny knows it. I know he does. And what does he say when I tell him this?

"God, Becca, you're just jealous…."

Ok, Johnny…I'm jealous that you're getting attention from my manipulative, jackass ex-boyfriend who is slowly destroying your being….Yeah. I'm so jealous….

It's not like he doesn't know that Jimmy's hurting him. Jimmy cheats on him. He runs to me and cries. He says he's done with love and he's done with boys and he wishes that we were still together because I would never hurt him like this. That always makes me feel better. Sometimes I want to accept him and tell him we can get back together. But then I realize that it just can't be…

But he cries and cries until he's all cried out. He'll sleep on my couch for about a week until one day Jimmy decides he's sorry. He comes over and begs Johnny to come back. He'll kiss him and hold him and tell him that everything would work out. And then Johnny accepts him. He says goodbye and leaves without a thank you even. He just goes back like a little lost puppy. They have make-up sex. Johnny tells me about it. (Yeah…I'll spare you the detail. Awkward…..) He goes into a phase where all that matters is Jimmy. Jimmy this, Jimmy that… Jimmy does this for him. Did I? No. So now that makes me the bad person. He starts to become an asshole again. He'll take advantage of my hospitality, he'll call me, drunk off his ass, and insult me. Then there's the days that I don't even hear from him. Those are the days you know are filled with nothing but Jimmy. Then I start hearing from him more and more. And eventually he'll tell me what Jimmy's been cheating on him. Then the cycle begins again….

I remember this cycle… It was the same with me. But it's different with Johnny… He's in this nonstop cycle of rage and love. And it seems like I'm the only one who can get him out…

Too bad he won't even listen anymore…

A/N: So? What do you think?

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