AN: If you will notice, Reborn won't be in this story since I can't find him a role. So please just pretend that he would be invisible, just for a while.

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR

~Enjoy

Green Minded

Everything was going well at the Sawada residence as Haru, Hana, Kyoko, Chrome, Ryohei, Hayato, Takeshi and Tsuna had their preparations for an upcoming event. It was going perfectly normal, until Tsuna left the room to drink a glass of water downstairs, making him unaware of his friends' conversation.

~Tsuna's room~
"Wow, Haru! Did you really do that? You suddenly caught my interest!" Hana declared
"Yeah. Would you teach us how to do it too?" Kyoko added
"Of course, that is, if everyone would participate." Haru stated.
"Sounds like fun" Takeshi answered
"Extreme affirmation!" Ryohei shouted
"As long as it would please Jyuudaime." Hayato muttered
"Yes, for Mukuro-sama." Chrome replied in her soft voice.
"We'd join too, right, Kyoko?" Hana interrogated her friend
"Of course." Kyoko gave an approving nod
"Then let the fun begin" Haru announced

~Tsuna's Part~

The young brunette walked back to his room, gladly refreshed. Poor Tsuna didn't know this feeling wouldnt last long, particularly when he hears his friends GREEN conversation.

"Haru it's hard, really hard." He heard Takeshi's voice from the not so soundproof door.
"Yeah Haru. It's hard really hard." Kyoko's voice came next.
"Yamamoto-kun, please be patient. It'll be easier when you get used to it. And Kyoko-chan, had you tried licking it to make it wet?" He heard Haru explain.

Tsuna choked and his mind repeated the words over and over again "Hard...hard...lick it... to make it wet... Could it be... no it can't be!" Tsuna tried to hold the knob, but was yet paused when he heard his right hand man ask the next question.

"Tch, Stupid woman, I hate to ask it, but where did you learn this interesting activity anyway?" Tsuna jaw-dropped...'interesting' his mind shouted.
"Oh this? My parents taught me how to do it." Haru replied a little too willingly.

Tsuna froze. What kind of parents would teach their child how to do such a "thing"? Tsuna hadn't heard all of it yet. He kept on listening, just to make sure his hunch was right

"Haru-san I've tried licking it a number of times but it keeps on becoming soft again. What do I do?" Chrome's INNOCENT voice asked.
"That really happens, Chrome-chan. All you have to do is to suck it to erect it." Haru advised.

This time, Tsuna's legs began to tremble. What were they really doing in HIS room? Tsuna's mind was at it's exploding point. It couldn't get any worse, right? Or could it?

"Wow! Sasagawa-san, Kurokawa-san you're great on progress!" Haru commented. "Now, push it into the hole_"

That was it. Tsuna had reached his limit and he just can't stand it any longer. Muttering to himself "this is now or never...",

Tsuna twisted the knob,

Opened the door...

Screamed "STOP!"

And earned seven confused stares from his friends.

"Oh, Tsuna-kun, it's you. Do you want to join us knitting?" Haru asked

Tsuna collapsed at the floor, panting. Seriously, his mind was turning green and it had to be healed, FAST.

~Owari~

AN: Sorry for the sort of lameness and how it turned out like this unexpected. Anyway, review if you at least think it's worth it.