Rotted Arse and Dead Babies, by Dickfart
Snape jerked off and came into his hand.
Then he took that cum and lathered his hair.
It gave him that fresh grease ball look that all the fangirls curl their toes to.
And when Dumbledore and Harry get a sniff of that jizzy gel, they gets to freakin'.
Freakin' yeah.
Draco Malfoy can't cum, though. Kassandra Klaire is renting him for the week so he can model a line of leather pants for her.
Meanwhile, every man of legal fuckage age at Hogwarts was attached dick to ass in protest of Umbridge, Kassandra Klaire, and also of bathing. Snape wanted to outlaw bathing, so that people stopped telling him that he smelt of rotted arse and dead babies.
The End