KNOW YOUR DEATH EATERS.
See what happens when three of our favorite Death Eaters stumble into a strange room inside Malfoy Manor. (All That's Know Your Stars. Death Eater Edition)
ONE: BELLATRIX
*Bellatrix stumbles into the room
BELLATRIX: Where the hell am I? I don't remember this part of the manor.
*a spotlight shines from somewhere, startling Bellatrix. A crowd from somewhere applauses. Bellatrix, though clueless as to what is about to happen just shrugs and smiles, clearly enjoying the attention. She spots a frog nearby
BELLATRIX: IMPERIO!
*the frog suddenly starts tap dancing. The cheers become louder. Bellatrix cackles.
VO:Know your wizards. Know your lizards. Know your gizzards. Know your Death Eaters
BELLATRIX: What the-
VO:Bellatrix Lestrange. She stole that dress.
BELLATRIX: I certainly did not! I had it tailored for me. And I paid for it!
VO: Bellatrix Lestrange. She sleeps with her eyes wide open.
BELLATRIX: I DO NOT!
VO: Yes you do.
BELLATRIX: No I don't! Who are you anyway?
VO: I am your conscience.
BELLATRIX: Ha! I don't even have a conscience. I am a Death Eater!
VO: Well you do now and you have to do everything I say.
BELLATRIX: No I don't
VO: Bellatrix Lestrange. Voldemort doesn't love her.
BELLATRIX: *eyes widening. How dare you speak his name you foolish idiot! And for your information, the Dark Lord loves me - his most loyal servant - very much
VO: He does not. He never said so.
BELLATRIX: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
VO: No way.
BELLATRIX: That's it! This is war! Where the hell are you?
VO: Over here, Belly.
BELLATRIX: Show yourself you coward!
VO: Neener neener neener
BELLATRIX: AVADA KEDAVRA! *starts blasting everywhere and everything.
…silence…
BELLATRIX: *cackles
VO: Bellatrix Lestrange. She thought she could kill me. But she can't! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
BELLATRIX: RRAAAAAAAAAGH!
VO: Now you know Bellatrix Lestrange.
*the audience cheers.
BELLATRIX: No they don't!