Misery comes to life
After Annie had thrown her fit about Misery « dying », paul decided he would perform an ancient ritual to make Misery come to life, so that annie would stop whining. After drawing an altar with his own blood, he recited an ancient incantation, and lo and behold, misery appeared. She fit the description he gave in his books, and she didn't look at all confused as of why or how she had suddenly come to life, as if she had always been alive in the books. She looked around, and with a vey fake-sounding expression, said « Oh golly, looks like there's lots of chores to do here, better get going ! » and started hoppin around the place, cleaning everything and putting everything in order. She's alive, ALIVE!, but God, did i make her that much of a cliché ? Thought Paul, watching her from his room. Once she was finished, she made herself some tea and sat next to Paul.
« So who are you, old man ?, she asked
-why i'm Paul Sheldon, i brought you here to help me out.
-oh, well what do you need help with ?
-You see, i'm badly injured, and i need you to call my agent, and tell him to come pick me up. IF you could also bring me my painkillers, i'd really apreciate it, they should be on the kitchen counter. Once that's done, you could stay here, a lovely lady lives there and i'm sure she'd be very pleased to meet you.
-can do ! »said Misery, as she ran to the kitchen , gave Paul his medicine and called the agent. In the end, Paul got back to his normal life, and Annie was Ravished to see the actual Misery alive and well, in her house.