"So, Sakura," Ino said innocently, stirring her cup of tea. Sakura's Shit-O-Meter went off. Ino was about to say something rude, crude, or annoying as hell.
"Yeah?"
"I just noticed. What's with your guys?" Sakura blinked in surprise.
"My guys?" Ino nodded.
"Yeah." She looked up, a smirk on her face. "Gaara, Lee. I think you're attracted to guys with eyebrow issues." Sakura felt her eye twitch.
"Now all ya gotta do is date Gai and-" Sakura tossed her so called friend through the tea house window.