A Song for the Twitards
(Tune of "Working 9 'til 5" song)
Please don't do this to yourself
Twilight could be bad for your health
It's the thing that we girls fear above all the rest
You're in a Cullen-worshipping gang
They started off slow, but they'll end with a bang
There'll be tears before bedtime – can't you see?
Edward Cullen?
He's just like all those other retards!
Edward Cullen?
Don't know why you'd wanna win his heart!
Please just tell me why!
Tell me if you can explain it!
Comment on this song, and then we'll see!
I feel so sick when I watch you go by
Flaunting your gear with your head held high
Do you have to have Edward's face right there?
I saw you at the movie premiere
Screaming and waving your arms in the air
It's people like you Robert Pattinson hates the most!
Edward Cullen?
He's just like all those other retards!
Edward Cullen?
Don't know why you'd wanna win his heart!
Please just tell me why!
Tell me if you can explain it!
Comment on this song, and then we'll see!
I hope this song has cleared up everything to do with Twilight.
Thank you for listening.