Story 1: "What's Legit?"
This story was inspired by a little kid coming up to me and asking, "What does legit mean?" I facepalmed. It's a Bleach short story.
SUMMARY: Shiro asks Ichigo what 'legit' means, and this is Ichigo's reaction.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, as much as I wish I did.
"What's Legit?"
"Yo, Ichi!" Shiro yelled. Ichigo looked up from his sleep to see his pale double staring back at him.
"Whaddya want, Shiro?" Ichigo asked wearily.
"What does 'legit' mean? I was talking to Pantera and he kept saying 'legit'." Shiro asked, sitting in front of Ichigo's face.
"Legit means-"
"Woooo!" Right at that moment, Tensa flew by in a pink tutu with a ballad playing. He had makeup on, and the tutu clashed horribly with his outfit.
"… Let me give you an example of what 'legit' means. 'Tensa just legit flew by in a pink tutu.'" Ichigo said to Shiro, who was still frozen by the odd scene.
"Yeah… Okay…"Shiro mumbled, falling on top of Ichigo and drifting off.
"Guess the shock was too much for the poor boy." Ichigo shrugged, lay back down, and drifted off.
Okay, so that wasn't very good. I know. So, this is obviously a book of short stories that pertain to funny moments or experiences of mine. They all have to do with anime, and not just Bleach. There'll be Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Ao No Exorcist, Jyu-Oh-Sei, and others. If you have no idea what any of the animes are, then look them up. I might also take each story for a category, and put them each in specific anime categories. (I.e- Bleach stories to a Bleach short story book, FMA to a FMA book, and so on.)
So… yeah!