Mario Farted at the Wedding, by Dickfart
It was the most important day of Luigi's life. This was the day that he and Link would finally be getting married. Gay Toad the Priest conducted the service in Hyrule. Zelda was off fighting? Fucking? Fighting? Fighting. She was off fighting Gannonderf. I guess.
Daisy was sitting their on Luigi's side of the family eating chips and waving at the happy couple.
"Do you, Link, take this man, to have and to hold, to something or the other, til death do us part?"
"HeeeeYAH!" said Link, the only word he was capable of saying. Gay Toad the Priest took that to mean yes and moved on.
"Do you, Luigi, take this man, to have and to hold, to something or the other, til death do us part?"
Luigi was going to say "I do" and fling himself into his lover's arms, but he was stunned silent by the loudest fart he'd ever heard in his life. The fart broke Mario's table, and everyone turned to him and laughed.
"Mama mia!" said Mario, and he ushered away the entire crowd, urging them to Smash.
Meanwhile, Link took one look at Luigi, smacked him, and ran away crying.
The End