Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at the grave that had the dead Princess Peach buried within it, with the destroyed ruins of the princess' castle being in the background of the icy Sherbet Land course, with it being nighttime. Looking at each other, Dry Bowser and Toadette shared a few words as it was snowing. And as to how and why was one of Princess Toadstool's many castles was located in such a freezing cold area? Because it was apparent that this was just one of many parallel universes. And such questions should not be asked for the fact that fanfiction can have anything with anyone occur anywhere, even if it starts off in a rather grim manner while starring a disgruntled reptilian skeleton and a very flatulent fungi girl.
"Dry Bowser, did you ever like Peach?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together while tilting her mushroom capped head sideways. "Cause I happened to notice that you don't go after her like Bowser on a regular basis."
"That's specific." Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his skeletal arms together. "If I have to be honest? No. Not in the slightest. I can't stand her or her knock offs... which is why I don't kidnap them like my fleshy relative does."
"Oh, but why?" Toadette asked as she kept on bobbing her head back and forth. "I mean, she wasn't that bad."
"Not that bad?" Dry Bowser retorted as he shook his left skeletal hand, facing Toadette. "Princess Peach Toadstool is probably one of the most bland girls out there! She was an unneeded clone who contributed nothing to most of the platforming games she appeared in, and she was basically a more boring version of Pauline in different clothing." He growled as he closed his eyes. "In fact, maybe I should provide a flashback, considering I explain fully well why Peach was such a bad influence."
"I'm right here you know," Said what appeared to be an alternate version of Peach who looked as realistic as she would in the Super Smash Bros. series, who was then knocked out cold by Dry Bowser chucking one of his bones at her, making her disappear from the story entirely.
"Did you really have to do that?" Toadette asked while shaking her head in disapproval, placing her hands in her hips.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes while brushing back his red hair, moving one of his bony hands about. "So anyway, about the flashback, let's get right into that."
Nearby in the frosty area named after sherbet despite not having it anywhere within the pure icicle glacier with blue penguins was Wendy O' Koopa snooping as usual you see, eating some Wendy's as she was prepared to
"So those morons are attending a tiny funeral for that tightwad of a bratty princess I see." Wendy said amidst several burps while still eating her food, "Well luckily for them a real princess is here to show them the way!"
Several minutes later, Toadette was in shock as she placed her hands on her face, as she was strangely absent from that night as Dry Bowser sighed, opening his eyes.
"I guess it's a suspicious coincidence that she died several weeks after that rant I gave her." Dry Bowser commented as he once more folded his skeletal arms. "Well, if there's one good thing to come out of this, at least now the universe is less boring."
"DB that is so..." Toadette was about to call out on Dry Bowser, but she shrugged as she shook her head, not willing to bother as they continued looking at Peach's grave, with the weather getting colder as it snowed harder...
...but that was getting boring so the two onlookers decided to just leave this royal grave and do something much more fun that was also productive. Which is when Wendy decided to intervene and sabotage the two adventurers before they even got to their adventure!
"You're not going anywhere, you motherfuckers!" Wendy exclaimed as she dropped a half eaten burger she had in her hand.
Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other as they both sighed in unison.
"Does Wendy come across as a Peach knock off?" Toadette pointed out while brushing back her pink mushroom shaped pigtails.
"What!? How dare you compare me to that hissy!" Wendy snapped as she then pulled out her wand and began smacking Toadette on the head with it.
Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he took a glance himself his charcoal shell for something to stop Wendy, with Toadette deciding to fight back as she farted out some spores. Wendy was disgusted by this, with it being a distraction as Toadette spun around and slammed right into her, knocking the lone female Koopaling down. Dry Bowser had his skull emerge from within his shell to see Toadette farting on Wendy's face.
"...Well this is happening." Dry Bowser sighed as he had a look of contempt on his face, simply not having it in him to make this stop.
"Get off of me, you smelly bitch!" Wendy snapped as she had her voice muffled from being underneath Toadette's farting butt, with the rotten stink being potent enough to knock her out.
"That'll teach her a good lesson." Toadette huffed as she dusted off her pink dress, fanning the air as she walked up to Dry Bowser. "Shall we?"
"After that? I think I'm going to need a good cabin to take a vacation." Dry Bowser said as he stopped himself, obviously not wanting Toadette to pick up wind of what he was saying.
"I think I'm responsible for some of the ice melting..." Toadette admitted in embarrassment as she let out one more loud bassy tuba fart, her pooping poot echoing through the Sherbet Land as she could hear it go throughout the entire cavern. "I'm so gonna need new diapers."
"Thanks for the riveting information." Dry Bowser sarcastically commented as he pulled out a map from within his shell. "Anyway, let's pick a good location to start out trip anew. What are you thinking at the moment, besides your disgusting fungus fumes?"
"Well that do you think, DB? How about a desert?" Toadette suggested as she twirled around. "Instead of snow, it's got sand that's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere... which is kind of like snow I think."
"That's just as cold as this glacier, but is even worse because it gets hot during the day." Dry Bowser responded as he took a glance up at the night sky, seeing some comets soaring in the fabric of space. "In fact we're just standing still doing nothing-"
And then Dry Bowser got knocked high into the sky by a different version of him racing in his Piranha Prowler vehicle. Toadette wasn't able to react as she also got knocked high into the sky by a copy of her riding the Quacker bike, with the two racing variants of them looking at each other as they glanced up to the sky, slowing their vehicles down as they were wondering what the fuck was going on.
"Did we just bump into ourselves?" Toadette questioned while doing wheelies at a standstill.
Dry Bowser placed both of his bone hands on his steering wheel as he murmured. "I'm sure we just tore apart the fabric of reality by doing what we did."
"...help." Wendy weakly said as she woke up, barely lifting her head. "...someone get me a goddamn air freshener."
"Did you hear something?" Toadette commented as she looked around.
Dry Bowser had a look of concentration on his face as he shook his head. "Eh, who cares. Let's keep racing."
And race did those two did, entering the cavern as Wendy was left to freeze to death, being by the grave of the infamous princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.