A/N: Sup, everybody! Just a short x-over-ish one-shot introductory short for one of the Thea Sisters, Paulina as an Interpol sniper! And this is just to show y'all that I'm not dead. Enjoy!

Disclaimer

I own nothing this time.

Somewhere in New Mouse City...in a car...

[A lone Toyota Prius is driving down the city road. Camera cuts to the dash, where a bobblehead sits. A paw comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]

Paulina: "Boom, headshot."

["Meet Paulina the Sniper" Title Card appears. Cuts to Paulina as music plays in the background.]

Paulina: "I gotta break it to you, sniping's a really good job! (Turns on signal, twists wheel to the right) It's challenging work, out of doors... And I guarantee you won't go hungry-"

[Cuts to a shot of the Paulina at Interpol NMC, in front of 'Most Wanted' wall. Camera shows three photos on wall: left and right photo are crossed off, but the middle is not.]

Paulina "-'cause at the end of the day, as long as there's one more international criminal left on the planet, Interpol's gonna want him apprehended alive, or dead."

[Scene cuts to view inside the Paulina's scope. Sees criminal from previous scene running towards a limo outside a building.]

Geronimo (through earpiece): "He's getting away, Hawkeye! TAKE THE SHOT!"

[Cuts to Paulina looking through the scope.]

Paulina: "Roger that, G."

[Paulina shoots, hits the shoulder of the criminal.]

Geronimo: "SWAT team, move! Move! Move!"

[Cuts to Paulina talking on a her phone at a restaurant table.]

Paulina: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- I'm not a "crazed gunmouse", Dad, I'm an Interpol sharpshooter! ...What's the difference? One's a job and the other's mental sickness!"

[Back to Paulina in her Prius.]

Paulina: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."

[Cuts to Paulina climbing a tower in full combat gear with her Barrett M107 on her back. She now waits at the top of the tower looking through his scope.]

Paulina: "I think this guy saw me."

[A bullet strikes the railing under Paulina.]

Paulina: "Yup, he did!"

[Paulina takes cover as more bullets strike the tower.]

[Cuts to a time-lapse image of Paulina in casual clothing waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to her side, as she drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, she smiles and finally takes her shot.]

[Paulina backstabs an armed enemy personnel through the chest with her knife on an assignment, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]

Paulina: "Feelings? Look, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

[Cut back to the Prius]

Paulina: "Mice that beat their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

[Paulina gives a mocking salute, standing over a dead armed terrorist faction member.]

Paulina: "Be polite."

[Paulina headshots three terrorist militants.]

Paulina: "Be efficient."

[Slow-motion shot of Paulina's Barrett ejecting a spent shell casing.]

Paulina: "Have a plan to kill every dangerous criminal you meet."

[Paulina fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]

[Team Fortress 2-ish ending, flourish music plays.]

[Cut back to the restaurant.]

Paulina: "Dad...Dad put...uh...put mom on the phone!"