For Jovana

Making me feel in home.

"Death is a part of life"

Chapter1

As you probably know In Very long series the beginning phrase is very close to the last's book end, for example; if it's a fantasy book and the end is "And at last the Lycanthropes- as you probably know "Lycanthropes" means "were-wolf"-fell a sleep." The beginning of the next book would be;"The Lycanthropes was waken up by the full moon with plenty of blood thirst and anger."

If it is an adventure book and it ends in "When, at last the valuable Jewell from Arabia was returned to Meca were it belongs." It will probably start "When I was taking breakfast a menace note arrived to me about the Caliph of Arabia; we give the Jewel or he dies."

But I'm sorry to tell you that this is a tragedy book. The last book ended in "The Baudelaire would rather want to go swimming to the shore but they paddled as fast as they could at the wooden ship asking their selves if they were noble or not (A/N: I don't remember the real end)." And so the beginning phrase is "The Baudelaire paddled as painfully as they could so they would not think about Olaf."

The Baudelaire paddled as painfully as they could so they would not think about Olaf.

"This is wrong, noble people wouldn't do this, were going straight in the path of villainy," Violet said.

"Pecase," Sunny said which probably meant something along the lines of "Yes, but we have to escape from here and go swimming."

"You are right Sunny, but how, Violet," Klaus said.

"Well…"Violet Baudelaire said suddenly interrupted by the raspy voice of Olaf's.

"What are you saying Baudelaire." He said"You are not trying to escape are you because you are extremely needed… Well actually you are not but I want to see your faces watching all your friends dying with the medusoide mycelium."

"You won't Olaf because few noble people will listen to you," Klaus said.

"Really because just you know how to recognize my disguises, besides the Quagmire triplets should be death by now," Olaf said.

"No," Violet said.

"No," Klaus said.

"No," Sunny said.

"Yes, I would tell you the story but I have no time," Count Olaf said "Besides I would be telling you my scheme, but I will entertain you with this."

"Hector!" The Baudelaires said.

"Hello Baudelaires," Hector said.

"Are the Quagmires all right?" Klaus said.

"Is Quigley all right?" Violet asked.

"Yes & Yes," Hector Said.

"Can you answer me something Hector," The middle Baudelaire said "Do you know what is in the sugar bowl?"

"I do not know exactly but they say there is some sort of medal and I do not what is for." Hector said. "I do not know how it is but I have found this really old picture."

The three Baudelaires and Hector sneered to what seemed a really old paper, about from the classic age; with a picture that some what looked like this: a half moon with a small star, a cross and at the end a six pointed start.

"May I have it?" The middle Baudelaire said.

"Of course," Hector said "But can you tell me what those symbols mean."

"I think," Klaus said "The six pointed star means the Jewish religion, the cross means the Christianity and the half moon means the Islam."

Klaus then opened his commonplace book that Quigley Quagmire, a talented cartographer gave him and pasted the old picture there.

As you probably know the expression "saved by a ringing bell" means that you are saved by something that is only in God's hand (A/N: Or Goodness adapt it to your own religion)For example; If you were in a school and the bully was about to fought you but the ringing bell announcing break is off then you could say saved by the ringing bell, if you were with someone who loves you but you do not like him or her and he was about to kiss you but your bus suddenly arrived, then you could say saved by the ringing bell. If like me you were about to be uncovered of your disguise by an angry realtor but an interested client of a really expensive house, then you could say saved by the ringing bell. The Baudelaires were about to say, saved by the ringing bell.

"What are you saying, Baudelaires; paddle fast we have to get to get to the sugar bowl as soon as possible." Count Olaf said with his raspy voice. He thought for a moment. "Wait I only need one of you," he said taking the harpoon gun.

"But the real question is who will I kill first and who will I keep" he said pointing at Violet, then at Klaus and at last pointing at little Sunny.

But suddenly a rushing wave made the Baudelaires and hector fall over board, and then they swam as quickly as they could until they got ashore. When the Baudelaires thought they might be safe of Olaf's clutches they found out there was another problem through the city and it started when a tall man shouted at the people around.

"Look, the Baudelaires murders." the tall man exclaimed.

"Well what are you waiting for, capture them." A fair woman said.

Then it seemed that the angry mob multiplied about 10 men each second. The Baudelaires orphans ran as fast as they could with an angry mob behind them until they reach a taxi, the taxi man came out.

"Come in, quickly." The taxi man said.

The Baudelaires orphans followed captain Widdershin's; a man that was the Captain of the Queegeg, persona philosophy which means not hesitating and getting into the taxi.

"Thanks," Violet said.

There was a huge silence on the cab until Klaus broke it.

"I really miss the Quagmires, especially Isadora," Klaus said.

"I do too, I miss Duncan thought." Violet said.

"You know when the Quagmires were kidnapped I felt that my heart was pressed until it was crash and all the blood that spilled out was acid that burned the rest of my body." Klaus said.

"Well when Quigley was taken away by the stricken stream I felt as if the water was fire burning me, and the snow flakes were tiny dagger penetrating my body and killing it slowly." Violet said.

"If you said you miss more Duncan then why are you mentioning Quigley." Klaus said.

"Well…" Violet said, blushing.

"Fosscen," Sunny said which probably meant, "Confess, what did you two did."

"Klaus, Sunny do you remember when I went to rescue you, Sunny well this was 'The scene':

'Its like we never knew our parents,' Quigley said.

'We knew them they just kept few secrets; everyone should keep secrets' I said.

'I suppose so, but the might have mentioned that they were in a secret organization in the middle of the Mortmain Mountains.' He said.

'Maybe they didn't wanted us know about such a dangerous place.' I said. 'Although if you had to hide in the head quarters is a beautiful place to do it, asides from the ashes is a very lovely view.'

'Very lovely indeed.' He said but he was looking at me! And then we kissed" Violet said.

"A bit fast," Klaus said.

"Yes, but I wouldn't have done it if I didn't liked Duncan," Violet said," But what about you Klaus Have you got your…"She stopped her self with a sigh," What a pity your first kiss was so sour; I should be really sweet like mine."

"What do you me…"Klaus said blushing." Oh you mean Fiona's, that was not my first kiss; it was with Isadora, Violet do you remember when you an Duncan were arranging 'the run' Well I do not know if It counts as a kiss, but it was with Isadora saying her a soon goodbye, I tried to kiss her cheek but my head went away and I kissed her mouth. I tried to separate but I just could not, until Duncan knocked and I finally reacted and said to her an almost eternal goodbye."

"How sweet" Violet said.

"Siks," Sunny said which probably meant something along the lines of "What is a kiss?"

"Umm…"Violet said.

"A kiss is the smell of a pine at night,

A kiss is watching the most beautiful sight,

A kiss is the sound of birds singing to light.

A kiss is the feeling when you hug me,

A kiss is the sensation when I see thee,

A kiss is the is the inspiration that makes me be.

A kiss is the way you talk too,

I hope you love me because

I love you; you are thing I mostly seek.

A kiss is a kiss. "Klaus resituated.

"Beautiful, who is it from" Violet said.

"Isadora's, I found it in a page that survived of her notebook." Klaus said with a sigh.

Then the taxis suddenly stop in a rather odd place; it was a flat landscape with a house behind them with a person the Baudelaire recognized suddenly.

"Were here," the taxi man said and helped the Baudelaire getting out of the taxi, and then the Baudelaire met the character.

"Oh, Baudelaire my dears is it you, is it really you."

Did you like it? Who would you like to be the mysterious character; I Jalready decide who it will be but review any way