Um this is my first genderbending fic, so please put up with my many screw ups its mostly to take my mind off my main khr fanfic so I hope you enjoy this one a lot!
I lived a normal life. Well, for a teenage boy that works in the mafia, it was pretty normal. That is, until my dick disappeared one day.
The warm sun cascades in my window, leaking a soft yellow glimmer through the curtains. As my eyes flutter open, I yawn loudly and stretch my arms out, scratching my head. I rub my belly half heartedly, until I feel my hand run into something round on my chest. Thinking im still half asleep, I place my fingers around the foreign ball-shaped object and squish it, chuckling to myself. I find a similar one right next to it, just as jiggly and everything.
'He, for a second here, it feels like I have a nice rack on me or something' I mutter to myself as I fling my sheets off. Dragging my feet to the bathroom, I stifle a yawn as I stare into the mirror and
I let out a high pitched shriek.
"WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?!"
my immediate reaction is to pull down my even looser boxers to expose a woman's forbidden valley. My face turns beet red as I scramble to cover my ovary storage.
I shakedly peek in my shirt and see two milk makers.
Hyperventilating, I grab onto the edge of my sink and try with no success to rationalize how this happened. I suddenly feel the bathroom window behind slam open as a familiar small baby with a fedora stands in the middle. "Ciaossu" he says coolly , shaking a small bottle with small blue pills rattling in it.
As I spin around, realization hit me like tsunami of stupid.
"Why the hell would you do this to me Reborn-san?" I squeal, quickly clasping my hands over my mouth as I hear how damn girly I sound.
Reborn jumps from the window onto the sink near me, a small smirk playing at his lips.
"Do what Gokudera-kun – I mean- Go-chan?" he says sweetly, sitting near my hand.
If I move fast enough, maybe I can choke him in one grab.
"My manhood has di-sa-ppeared! You put that… in my medicine yesterday after I passed out!"
~flashback 3rd persons POV~
A happy Gokudera strolls down the busy streets, buygin some treats to take to Tsuna's study session.
"Juudaime must really trust me to call me over as his tutor!" he exclaims to himself. A soft jingle sounds in the air as a bakery door closes and an all-too-familiar voice rings in his ear.
"Hello Hayato, it's been a while since you've come to pay your dear sister a visit"
A cold shiver runs all around his body and he decides to pretend he doesn't hear her, continuing his walk.
He suddenly feels a cold hand wrap around his wrist and pull him into a hug, bringing him a few inches away from his dreadful sister. He could feel his stomach acids eat at each other as the sensation of vomit travels in his entrails, driving him to unconsciousness.
He wakes up a few hours later on Tsuna's bedroom floor, where he opens his eyelids to see his boss get beat with a hammer by the notorious small hitman.
~end of flashback~ Gokudera's POV
"What's the damn point of doing this fucking mutation to me Reborn-san! Now I can't show my face to Juudaime and baseball brain's gonna take my place as-" I feel a miniature leg impact my cheek and send me flying into the wall. Hitting it with a thump, I slowly slide on the floor, rubbing my head.
"Listen, Goku-idiot" Reborn starts. "You're looking at it the wrong way. Now that you've grown a rack, you can get close to Tuna-fish in a different way, if you know what I mean" he drawls, wiggling his eyebrows. "Someone that is capable of protecting their boss , no matter the obstacle, is a true right hand man. So think of this as a challenge" he finishes, jumping off the sink.
A challenge? If I beat this, then I can really show my dedication to the 10th! Hell yeah!
"If it's for Juudaime, I'm ready for anything" I respond calmy, lifting myself up.
"Hm. Well I told everyone the male Gokudera was on a training trip to Italy, so you'll have to start from scratch. I got you some girls clothing and today you'll be a new student at Namimori high" reborn chuckles, heading to the window. "Have fun on your first dat of school, Kera Mishima" with that, he disappears, leaving me to get ready now that- I'm an hour late. Great.
~Reborns POV~
"you have a twisted way of entertaining yourself" a deep voice says behind me. Tipping my fedora, I recognize the girly red hair and the weird ass black flame tattoo covering the 1st generation guardian's face.
"Hm, you seem to be amused too,since you didn't try to stop me" I answer coolly.
"You even came up with an elaborate lie just to cover up the fact you're just screwing with him" G grunts, closing his eyes.
"Don't make me look like the bad guy. It is your job to look after him. All you've done is watch"
"I'm not the brat's sitter. I just come out when he needs me" G mutters, turning his face away from me.
"Whatever. You won't be saying that when you see his own friends try to flirt and flip his skirt up" I comment slyly before leaving. Handsome mafia men like myself always have the last word.