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The Maurderers: A Spell Gone Wrong

Chapter 1: Bloody Hell! I'm A Girl!

James, Remus, and Sirius were alone in their dormitory in Gryffindor tower. It was Christmas vacation and their friend Peter was forced to spend the holidays at home. There would be a ball on Christmas Eve, and all the boys were looking for dates, and the girls were hoping their crushes would get the nerve to ask. Today was the 23rd. All was normal in their dormitory until the next morning. Who knew the Maurderers could understand girls so very truly?

Last night:

Padfoot, Prongs, and Moony made their way upstairs. They were in their sixth year at Hogwarts, and it was late at night.

"Moony, when's the next full moon?" asked Sirius. Lupin cringed but answered all the same.

"Next year." He answered. That meant it was after the holidays.

"Oh. James, have you gotten the nerve to ask Lily yet?" Sirius asked smirking.

"No, she seems to be avoiding me. 'Bout you?" James responded.

"Blimey, there doesn't seem to be a single pretty girl left to ask!" Moony and Prongs laughed.

"I wanted to ask Bones, but she seems to be going with Diggle." Stated Lupin.

"I wanted to ask the Gryffindor with pretty dark hair, but she's going with Longbottom. Now I'm considering asking Lovegood's sister, the one who's in Ravenclaw, or maybe one of the Patil's" Sirius whined all the way up the stairs.

When they were all ready for bed, Sirius had an idea.

"Moony, Prongs, I have an idea. What if we cast a spell so that we can understand girls better. There must be at least one!"

"Bloody Hell no! Do you remember the last time we cast a spell to resolve our problems?!" replied Lupin. But Padfoot was no longer listening. He took James's cloak and disappeared under it.

"I'll be back in a jiffy!" then the boys heard the dormitory door swoosh closed.

"He's gonna get us in trouble again, isn't he?" Lupin asked a still shocked James.

"He took my cloak!" he said apparently not hearing Lupin.

"James! Do you listen to anything I say!" Lupin yelled at his friend.

"Uhh, most the time." James replied to his annoyed friend. They sat there in silence for a while, waiting for their crazy friend to return.

"What do you think he's doing?" James asked curiously.

"I dunno. Probably raiding the library for a spell about understanding girls." Right after Lupin said that the door opened by itself and closed. Sirius took off the cloak and exclaimed.

"I found the spell! Here, let's take a better look at it!" he sat on the edge of Remus's bed and James sat next to him.

"It says here that the spell will help you understand girls better and that it lasts for 24 hours. It also says that you must sleep on it to get the full effect. Perfect! We were just about to go to sleep." Read Sirius.

"I still think this is a bad idea." Lupin said only to be ignored by his interested friends.

"Oh, come on! What's the harm? It only lasts 24 hours. Just enough to get a date!" argued James.

"Fine! But if anything goes wrong, you two will wish you'd never been born!" agreed Lupin.

"Anything else, officer? We don't have all day." Said Sirius. Lupin glared at him.

"I am warning you…" Lupin muttered.

"Okay so the only thing we have to do is say the incantation with our wands out. Got it?" Sirius said. They muttered yes and did as told. Afterwards, nothing happened.

"You sure you read that right, Padfoot?" James said.

"Yes, absolutely. Maybe we just need to sleep on it. Good night." They all said good night and lied down. They shut the curtains around their bed and fell asleep. The spell started to work.

o.O.o

The next morning, James woke up at the break of dawn. He put his glasses on and sat up. There was a weight on his chest. He looked down.

"Bloody Hell!" he yelled jumping back. He looked down to see breasts. He jumped back because he thought they might just come off that way. James reached for his hair. It was long. He looked at his shoulder to see silky black hair. "Bloody Hell, Bloody Hell, Bloody Hell!" he muttered under his breath.

He got up and looked in the mirror. The sight of himself made him want to scream.

He was a girl.

James or Jamie, had a long slender tanned body. Her curves probably looked awesome from a dude's point of view. She had soft features and waist length light black hair. Her lashes were long and beautiful, and her eyebrows were done. James gasped.

His clothes looked giant on his body. James heard someone yell.

"Bloody mother of God!" Sirius's head popped out of the curtain. He or should I say she had long dark black hair and high cheek bones.

"James!" he gasped. Their voices sounded very feminine. He quickly got up and headed to the mirror.

His reaction was the same as James's.

"We have to tell Moony." James said and Sirius gulped.

"Fine." They headed over to his bed. They looked in the curtain and noticed the girl that was now Lupin.

He had soft but still Lupinish features. Her shoulder length hair was honey brown with tints of blonde. She still looked like the werewolf had made Lupin look. All tired looking and with a couple scars.

Sirius shook her shoulder.

"Wake up, darling." He said and James looked at him confused.

"I don't want to wake up, mommy." Lupin murmured in a feminine voice. Then he sat up, almost knocking into Sirius. He looked up at James and his expression turned horrified.

"Why are you two in the boys dormitory?" he asked sleepily and then noticed his voice. He looked down. His eyes widened.

"James? Sirius? Why the Hell am I a bloody GIRL?!" he yelled really loudly in his friends ears. His friends fell back and he got up.

"Most importantly, why are we bloody girls?" he asked when he saw us more clearly.

"Uh, I think the spell went wrong?" Sirius said nervously.

"No, really? Of course the bloody spell went wrong!" he yelled.

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