I love the sound of laughter. If I can make you laugh, at least once, then I did my job. I just want everyone to be happy! :D

Also because I'm random, this is what you get. Yes, I'm high off of sugar. Yes, it's Saturday. Yes, I'm bored. Yes, I own two Guinea Pigs. They're fluffy.

Rated T for minor alcoholic beverages, rude humor, mild language and just plain randomness.

Anyway, this is random to the max, pretty much. Eventually I get tired of all the action and suspense and peril and just want to write humor stuff. So here's the humorous break from scary. Usually I put the randomness stories under Legend of Zelda, but lately I've come up with a shortage of funny for that category : (. BUT…I've got a few ideas for this one! Also this is mainly based on a quiz thing where you number 1-10 and put a name by each number. Then it asks questions like: 'If One and Two got in a fight, what would happen?' and stuff like that. I think the last chapter of this will consist of the original answers I put and how the story got to be the way it is. Anyway, here we go.

Because things blew up 'randomly', some people are homeless and have to move in with someone very annoying.

"If you stay here, you have to pay rent." Sonic clearly stated, not moving aside from the door. "Also you have to not make a lot of noise. And you have to cook, clean, go shopping, and mow my lawn."

"This isn't worth it." Wave left, leaving ten others.

Those ten others were Blaze, Tails, Storm, Knuckles,Shadow,Silver, Maria,Dr. Eggman,Mephiles and Jet. And they were, at the moment, homeless, like it stated above.

"How many lawn mowers do you have?" Blaze asked.

"Two." Sonic said.

"Ok, then. I'll mow."

"But you're a girl! You're suppost to cook food!" Sonic protested.

"Do you even remember last time?" Blaze demanded.

Sonic thought about last time. Last time she had tried to cook some brownies and ended up catching the whole city on fire. Luckily, everyone escaped.

"And no one look at me because I can't cook either." Maria said.

"Now we're going to starve!" Silver wailed.

"There's something to be said for take-out." Knuckles suggested. "We'll live off of Chinese food and pizza."

"Yey!"

Everyone went into the huge-ish house. Well, at least everyone could have their own room.

"Nice house." Tails said happily. "So how much is rent?"

"One hundred dollars a week." Sonic said.

"This isn't worth it." Storm left.

"Ok, fifty dollars a week!"

"Still not worth it!" Storm yelled into the door before leaving for good.

"Why am I here?" Shadow hissed.

"You're here because some moron…ahem…SONIC…cough…decided to go on a sugar rush while Supersonic." Jet growled. "And he destroyed all our houses."

"And I had just gotten a X-box and some highly violent games to go with it." Mephiles hissed.

"Ha, ha, sucks to be you."

45 minuets later everyone claimed a room and did random things that did not involve talking to each other face to face.

So that was why FaceBook was invented.

So a bit later everyone got bored and most of them decided to explore the neighborhood. Well, it was more like a mini city.

"Oh, hey, look!" Silver pointed. "An arcade!"

"Knock yourself out." Blaze said. Silver got really happy and ran off.

"Yessss…a bar…." Shadow went off.

Blaze was left there looking a bit concerned.

The afternoon passed uneventfully, mainly because all the creepy people were out of the house. Oh, and Sonic.

"I own this place!" Jet said loudly once he noticed he was the only one in the house. "Now he'll have to pay ME rent!"

Meanwhile, after checking out the bar and finding it was crap, Shadow continued looking around town. It was really big, sort of like a city, only….not a city. Whatever.

"I still can't believe that I have to stay with you people while I find a new house." Mephiles said, coming up next to Shadow.

"Truce. We'll kill Sonic and each other as soon as we both have houses again." Shadow said.

"Deal."

About 12 minuets later it began to pour down rain. The closest place that offered shelter was a small brownish house.

Shadow knocked on the door and it opened.

"Um…hi?" The opener of the door asked. She was a human girl and dressed in all black. She was very tall too. She wore huge black glasses and her dark brown hair back in a black ponytail. Her eyes were a bright piercing blue.

"Hi. It's raining." Mephiles stated.

"No, really." The girl sighed. "Why is it every time I write a story or something the characters always show up? Being an author is weird…"

"What do you mean?" Shadow asked.

"I mean every time I write a story something bizarre happens, like you show up."

"What's your name?"

"I've got a lot." The girl said. "But here I'm Lordoftheghostking28. Just call me GhostKing."

Mephiles got tired of standing out in the rain and went into GhostKing's house. "Can we move in here? We're currently sharing a house with ten other people."

"I know. I wrote the story." GhostKing said.

"So…you're the cause of everything so far?"

"Um…"

"FIX EVERYTHING BEFORE I KILL YOU!"

GhostKing took a couple of steps back. "Dude, relax. If you don't know yet, I have more power than both of you combined."

"So fix things!" Shadow said.

"Yeah, believe me, I would. But I can't just like that, because I need to develop a good storyline and things like that. Don't you read?"

"We're too busy trying to not kill people that screw up our lives." Mephiles hissed.

GhostKing rolled her eyes. "Ok, if you're really that desperate to get away from the others and all, you can stay here for a while. Just be gone by sunset because that's when my parents will be here."

She turned and went off and returned a few seconds later with a crummy old laptop that she put on the table. "Here's the story." She said, bringing the computer out of Hibernation and opening a WORD document. "See? It says everything that's happened so far."

"That is amazing…"

"What's amazing is that you're actually real." GhostKing said.

There was a loud knock at the door and a shout of, "GHOSTKING! LET ME IN! I'M HOOOOME!"

GhostKing facepalmed for a few seconds before shouting back, "Sarah! I'm…sort of busy right now!"

"Whatever happened to 'your house is my house'?" Sarah said.

"Ok, fine, open the door."

The door opened to let in a soaking wet girl with short flaming red hair and bright brown eyes. She wore glasses too, but they weren't as big as GhostKing's. She was wearing a shirt that declared 'I Love Nerds' and jeans that had a hole in the left knee.

"Um…let me guess…you've been writing Fan Fiction again." Sarah said as if it was perfectly regular that weird people showed up in GhostKing's house.

"Yeah, and this time they're on to me." GhostKing said.

"Ah. It was bound to happen sooner or later." Sarah said, taking a seat at the table and read the story so far. "Ooooh, you won't escape alive, King."

GhostKing sighed. "I know."

Mephiles got bored and wondered into the kitchen to look at some crystal wind chimes hanging over the sink near the window. Shadow started reading the story again starting from the beginning.

"Hi, Shadow." Sarah said. "No offence, but I'm more of a Mario fan."

"Who's Mario?"

GhostKing made the throat-cutting gestured at Sarah and mouthed, "They don't know what Nintendo or Mario or anyone is."

"Oh. Um…anyone care to explain who the other guy is?"

"That's Mephiles." GhostKing said. "If there's anyone to watch out for, it's him. But for the moment he struck a truce with Shadow and they'll kill Sonic and each other later. So we're safe."

"He doesn't have a mouth! How can he talk?"

"No idea."

Sarah glanced at Mephiles like he would attack her suddenly. "Oh. Ok. Isn't it a little dangerous to have a creepy guy like that in your house?"

"I know where the knives are." GhostKing whispered.

Sarah nodded slowly. "So is this going to be like the time Danny Phantom showed up and wanted to take us all off to a different world?"

"No."

"Aw, man, that was fun."

There was a crash from the kitchen and Mephiles held up a bottle of wine that GhostKing's parents kept hidden. "Hey, Shadow, guess what?"

GhostKing faceplamed again.

Sarah got a worried look on her face. "What would wine do to them…?"

"I really don't want to find out." GhostKing grabbed the wine away from him and cleaned everything up. "Ok, stay out of the cupboards that are really high. They're high for a reason!"

MEANWHILE AT SONIC'S HOUSE…

"Come on, Jet, let me in!" Sonic wailed. "It's raining!"

"Not until you pay your rent!" Jet said happily. "Just put it through the mail slot!"

"But I don't have money with me! It's inside! Let me in and I'll get it for you!"

"That's ok. I'll find it." Jet said.

"NOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIDGE!"

…MEANWHILE…

Silver set five high scores on Guitar Hero and got money. "I love today!"

Blaze came in the arcade and wondered around a bit until she found him. "Oh, there you are. Sonic wants you to break the door down because Jet barricaded it and stole everything."

"Awww, but Blaze! I won stuff, and I want to win more!" Silver handed Blaze about 20 dollars.

"Thanks, now I can pay my rent."

"That's mine!"

"Come get it."

THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING…MEANWHILE…AGAIN…

Jet was eating Oreos when Maria walked into the room.

"WHAA! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" Jet yelled, throwing Oreos everywhere.

"The back door was unlocked." Maria said, picking cookies out of her hair. "Why? And why is Sonic yelling and pounding on the front door?"

BANG BANG BANG THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Sonic entered the kitchen dripping wet and looking extremely mad.

"Oh…hi, Sonic…Oreo?" Jet squeaked.

"Your rent just doubled." Sonic growled.

"NOOOOO!"

Wow. So that's that. First chapter's done! Sarah is my friend and I hadn't really put her in any Fics yet, so I thought, 'what the heck'. So here she is! So now on to the next chapter, where more things happen and it gets weirder than it already is.

Here's the main question for all: Will they survive this? Who knows. And heck, if they don't it's still funny.