A Nap in the Host Club
By: DanielleElricx
"K-Kaoru!? Hikaru?!" Tamaki shrieked while shielding his 'daughter' from the sight that stood before him.
Moments before the King has taken it upon himself to scream like a little girl, the twins had decided to take a nap in the Host Club on one of the man couches that sat in the abandoned music room. And now, after about twenty minutes into their nap, they were in one of the most awkward positions they had been seen in.
The twins' leg's were intertwined, one of each of their hands held on another, Hikaru's arm was wrapped around Kaoru's back as if he were supporting him up, and Kaoru's free hand was on Hikaru's crotch.
Tamaki took a swift double take. Wait.. Kaoru's hand… on Hikaru's… CROTCH?!
To which leads us back to where Tamaki Suoh; the so called 'King', had began yelling at the twins in horror. "Hikaru! Kaoru!"
Kaoru twitched slightly in his attempt to remain asleep. "Na-nii. Let us sleep, Tono. We had a big project to work on last night and didn't finish until the morning-!"
Hikaru managed to open one of his eyes and stared at Kaoru. He placed the hand that was on Kaoru's back, tenderly onto Kaoru's pale cheek. "Kaoru.. Don't waste your time talking to Tono."
Kaoru managed to pull off a small blush that had gracefully slid its way across his ivory skin. "H-Hikaru."
"Oh you two quit it!" Tamaki shrieked. "We have no guests present, but you two do need to fix something!"
"Nani, Baka Tono?" Both of the twins chuckled to themselves, as Tamaki pointed at Hikaru's… area.
"You act as if you're surprised, Tono."
"W-Well, you're brothers, for crying out loud!" The blonde price threw his hand over Haruhi's eyes before she could attempt to turn to the side and see what the fuss was about.
"So? We act 'gay' when our guests are present. What makes you think it wouldn't affect our everyday lives?"
Tamaki stood in utmost horror. Although, the twins did have a point.. They often used incest to their advantage to entertain the guests, and especially the regulars. But, it was their duty as members of the Ouran High School Host Club to do so anyways! …Right?
The blonde man blushed nervously and placed his free hand over his eyes. "S-So, what you mean is-"
Just as the King removed his hand from both his eyes and the delicate brunette's eyes, they saw something almost horrid. Tamaki had froze due to his shock, yet Haruhi seemed as if she saw it on a daily basis. She practically did though, sense she sat beside them in regular classes and they'd always run off in the middle of class with each other.. so she had expected nothing more and nothing less.
The twins were now standing before the blonde and brunette, legs intertwined again. Kaoru's arms had been swung over Hikaru's shoulders and Hikaru held his hands at the base of Kaoru's back and neck as they whispered sweet nothings to each other, loud enough for Tamaki to catch a glimpse of it.
"H-Hikaru.. We may be brothers.. but that doesn't have any effect on my love for you~."
"Kaoru.. You don't need to make up exclamations for our love. We're always together, and that's good enough for me.."
Hikaru leaned into Kaoru's lips gracefully, and tenderly. This caused Kaoru to blush wildly.
"Haruhi.. Let's go get Daddy some instant coffee," Tamaki managed to stutter.