It was a nice good ol' spring day in Mistral. Everyone was doing whatever they needed to do, children were playing, grimm were killing etc.
Suddenly, a fucking wormhole opened. The state anthem of the Soviet Union started blaring so hard that the area around the wormhole disintegrated and it could be heard from Vale.
Thousands of T-Tripledigitnumbers with laser guns started rolling out from the ashes, shooting everything in sight and killing hundreds immediately. And then millions (literally) of men exited the wormhole and ran around, killing everything while screaming "WORKERS, UNITE!"
And then thousands of Sturmoviks dropped shit tons of tactical nuclear bombs on the city, rendering it uninhabitable.
The Red Army proceeded to do this for all the other cities as well. In the end, all of Remnant was defeated and the proletariat in Vale, Mistral, Atlas and Vacuo was happy, for they were now happy workers under the guiding light of Supreme Soviet Stalin.
Too bad some people are more equal than others. Every single blond-haired blue-eyed person was publicly executed because they were thought to be nazi sympathisers.
Now, a million years after the Red Army liberated Remnant, the Proletariat is struggling under the boot of Atlesian fascism, for the Multiversal Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is now a husk of what it once was. Workers, I promise you this: We will never end the struggle. We will never end the struggle until the fascist has stopped resisting against our blood and steel. We will never end the struggle until every single enemy has been vanquished and the proletariat can rest easy in our man-made Paradise.
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Mikhail, transmit the orders. The worker's utopia may never be realized, but this union will take everyone else down with them. Say bye to the Capitalists for me.
What do you mean? I thought they got killed.
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Yobanny v rot.