WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Fang: Whoa, 'why' what?
I keep writing fics when I have, like, five!
Fang: You have three...no, wait, four.
DARN YOU!
Okay, claimer and disclaimer,
Disclaimer:
I DON'T OWN:
Twilight
Twilight Associated stuff
Google :(
Bacon :(
NyQuill
Secret Agent Man
Gwen Stefani
AC/DC
Taylor Swift
Vida Loca
Simple Plan :(
Waffles/Pancakes/Syrup :(
Macy's
Claimer:
I DO OWN:
Star Alex Meyars
Anderson Meyars
Drew
Waren
Megan
'Organization X'
'Don't Worry'
Annabella Drakes
Fang: Bacon, , Google, Macy's, NyQuill, Gwen Stefani, AC/DC, Taylor Swift, Vida Loca, Waffles, Pancakes, Syrup, and Simple Plan? What the heck? And what's 'Don't Worry'? It's a song? Pretty sure there's already a song called that...
Actually, it's supposed to be 'Girl Don't Worry' I just put down 'Don't Worry' because it sounds cooler.
Fang:...cooler...?
Don't ask...anyway, here's the story:
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Bella
Upside to living in Forks, practically always cloudy, which is good if you're a vampire. Downside?
If it gets sunny, your trapped inside all day. So now, all of us, the Cullens, Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Edward, me, Rennesmee and (randomly) Jacob, who is NOT a vampire, are all inside of the Cullens big house. We didn't want to go hunting, other than Nessie, but she couldn't go by herself, and there was nothing to do but play video games, which Emmett and Jasper were doing. Nessie had been begging for half an hour to go outside, but she had grabbed the third controller and played for twenty minutes until she began singing a song repeatedly in three or four language, English, Swedish, German, and I think Japanese, until Emmett duck-taped her mouth shut. She waited until he wasn't looking and touched her hand to his face and played the song until he screamed and locked her in a closet. "Emmett, do you have to lock her in a closet?" I asked. He glared playfully at me, then said, "Hey! You try having a song if freaking Swedish in you head!" Having heard Ness sing it for about an hour, I knew the lyrics well. I sang it for a few minutes then Edward locked me in the closet with Nessie. "Edward you traitor!" I shouted pounding on the door. "Sorry, but I have to agree with Emmett on this one." Darn it! I got an idea and placed my anti-vampire powers bubble and motioned to Nessie to be quiet. I picked her up onto my back and shouted again, "Wow, Edward. I had no idea you hated me enough to lock me in a closet!"
"You know that's not true, Bella. Stop trying to put a guilt trip on me. Then Nessie started fake crying loudly. "See! Your daughter thinks you hate her because you didn't even try to stop Emmett from locking her in a closet." I heard everybody go quiet and I knew I had struck home. I lowered into a crouch position, ready to spring. I heard the door creak open and I dove out. Bolting for the stairs.
Then we heard, loud and clear, knocking.
Four loud bangs. A pause, then four soft knocks. We frowned. Who was it? I set down 'Nesmee and walked to the door, Edward behind me. I could smell from across the room that it was human. And...it smelled strange. Like a girl, only...I didn't know how to describe it. Familiar? That sounded close...I opened the door and saw, surprisingly enough, a girl who looked about thirteen.
She had black hair, pale skin, high cheek bones, and one ice blue eyes was visible, she also looked slim, but not bad. She was wearing a loose necklace sort of thing, black lace gloves, a black t-shirt with a light blue design of a shield with wings, jeans, and boots. She also had high color on her cheek's. A slight outbreak was also on her cheeks and forehead. She looked with wonder at us, which was not uncommon, and then she looked fidgety. Twisting her fingers, and breathing a little fast. I heard a very fast heart beat coming from her, like Rennesmee's. I frowned then shook my head, an old memory coming back to me. No, no, no, no! It can't be her...she's still in Arizona right?!
"Yes?" I said. Trying to sound normal and non-calanthe. I saw her take a deep breath. "Is-Isabella Swan?" She said. I held up my left hand, "Cullen. Isabella Cullen." Her face fell and she shook her head. "Oh!" She said, sounding...worried. "Must've missed to memo..." she muttered. Then looked up at us. "Um..." she was struggling with something. When she did speak, I'm pretty sure she didn't take a breath. "I'm really sorry if I'm bothering you, but I found Renne because we were over Phoenix, so I figured I may as well, and then she said you'd be here and I checked the records and they said you'd be here, so, um..." she looked at her feet. Then she looked up,
"My names Star."
Everybody looked at her with the universal 'wtf?!' look. "...Star...?" Alice said. "Uh-huh. Star Alex Merays." If I could have been paler I would have. No...no, no, no! Was all I could think. This was her...my daughter...no... "Um, excuse us for a minute!" I didn't wait for her to answer. I simply slammed the door. I instantly started pacing. What was I going to do?! I heard the door open and Rennesmee standing there. She looked right at Star. Star looked at her. Star opened her mouth. Out came one word, "Hi?" she offered. Nessie smiled and said back,
"Hi! Hey, how'd ya' end up with the name Star? There was this lady in this movie, she was a vampire and her name was Star! Her parents were like, ex-hippies or something. It was weird. The whole movie was dumb but the name Star is really cool. Because there's like, not that many people named Star and Alex is a cool name because not a lot of girls are named Alex and boys always think that if the person's name is Alex, they're a boy. Sexist pigs..."
Star blinked trying to comprehend what the heck just happened. "Um...my...step-mother gave me the name Star. Yeah, she was a ex-hippie. I think she's still one though. Dresses like it. And yeah, I saw that movie too. 'The Lost Boy's' right? Have you seen 'Interview with Vampires'? It's got Brad Pitt." Nessie about went through the roof. "I know! He's my favorite. But that whole movie is kind of...unrealistic..." Star frowned, then smiled. "I know! Like, the coffins thing. Dumb. And the thing with the sun? That was retarded. I do agree with the fire thing. Vampires aren't invincible." Rennesmee frowned. "Oh? Why are you so sure vampires aren't? Do you actually think they're real?" Star nodded. "Yeah, they're sure to be some out there. I just think that they're like people, only they drink blood and are stronger. Ooh! And they have a reason for staying inside when it's daytime. Or out of the sun. And I don't think they're all bloodsucking beasts. There's bound to be two or three good ones out there. I mean...if they're real." Then Nessie asked a question that I had hoped no one would ask.
"Hey, why are you here any way?"
Star took a deep breath and said, "I think Isabella is my...m-mother."
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Muhahahaha! I sooooooooooo did that!
Fang: Yeah, great, you tottaly ruined the character that is Bella!
...how...?
Fang: You made her get pregnant at 16!
Oh...yeah...girls listen, I love babies. But you should wait till you've built your self before building a family. I, just like all you other girls out there, am going to wait. As long as you've built you, you can have a baby. But, if you do have a baby when your 16 or 17. DON'T HAVE AN ABORTION! Have the baby, and, if you still don't want the baby, give it to an adoption agency. Remember, abortion is murder.
Fang: Great...why did you put that?
Because...maybe if some 16 or 17 year old who's pregnant reads this, she'll think about not having an abortion. I will have saved a life!
Fang: Great...so, whats your random fact of the day?
Random fact:
*In a recent-...ish survey, these are the top five ways people accidentally spell 'Fang'. I am guilty of all charges.
1: Fag
2:Fan
3: Fng
4: F
5: Nfang.
Fang: That first one is insulting...
Yup. And I don't get the last one...
Anyway, I'm putting up a survey for most ways people accidentally spell 'Max'. Do the survey people1 It will depend on if there is funny-ness in the A/N next time!
Fag: And lord knows we need- hey! Look what you did to my name!
Muhahahahahahaha! R&R or I'll make EMMETT AND JASPER MAKE-OUT!
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