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TRANSFORMERS:DESSERT WARS
A Blameframe Entertainment production.
A Beast Machines parody by Bottalk Transfans.
Based on characters created by Hasblow,INC.
Transformers:Dessert Wars
Episode production #BT0001
Episode Title: Secret Of The Ooze
Theme song perfformed by: CocaCola & Stan Kooshball
Transformers,Dessert Wars (beat) [in robotic voice:
More than meets the eye] Tansformers desserts in disguise
The Morphimals wage their battle against the evil forces
of the Puddingcahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnssssss.
Transformers !
FADE IN:
EXT.ESTABLISHING SHOT-SPACE
A slow, beautiful pan across interstellar night sky
of space,showing the glimmering effects of the stars.
Drifting asteroids with tails of space rocks etc.
Someplace in space,we see a small ship drifting in
Earth's atmosphere. A close up observation
indicates that there is a puddingcon insignia located
on it's center section of the door.
FADE OUT:
EXT.SPACE -TITLE CARD:
Transformers: The pudding Morphs
NARRATOR:
Four million years ago.The descendents of the original
Autobots known as Morphimals have returned to their
home planet of Pastratron. They return to find that all of
Pastratron's citizins have vanished without a trace.
This was caused by the evil and trecherous Pastrytron.
He used an virus that caused everyone to freeze
in place. Afterwards he removed their sparks,and
built an endless army of drones called Puddingcons.
Then he took the sparks of three morphimals and
put them in the lifless bodies of three Puddingcon
Generals.
On pastratron the Morphimals had to adapt,they were
given new bodies in beast dessert form. The bodies were
given to them by the mysterious OREO,the central lifeforce
of Pastratron. The Oreo reformatted their beast forms into
low fat desserts. The Morphimals are lead by the mighty
OPTIMUS PIE. The morphimals are about to search for
answers of their existence but ,the leader of the puddingcons
created a new technology known as GelatonousMetal.
This new technology is a mix of an invincible metal and Jello.
With this new technology in the hands of the treacherous
Puddingcons,there seems to be little the Morphimals can do
to win the battle they call the Dessert Wars.
CUT TO:
EXT.PASTRATRON - NIGHT
We see many blasts of Gelatin goo hit the ground.
With out warning we see many feet hurdle past us.
More gelatin goo hits the ground as the same set
of feet run by. We pan upward to see the Morphimals
dodge the assult of Gelatin goo,that is shot at them
by the pudding drones,led by the three Generals.
Funky techno music plays as the green jello
is splattered all over,caused by an explosion
from one of the drone's tanks filled with gelatin.
The Morphimals turn arround the corner,and
temporarily find shelter from the attacks.
CUT TO:
INT.PUDDINGCON HEADQUARTERS-NIGHT
Pastrytron's Diagnostic drone enters the room.
behind it is a tall cylinder covered with a red cloth.
Pastrytron gets off of the trone he was sitting on.
he stands very very tall,he was once a transnmetal
dragon with great power and strength,now he is
now weak covered with wires and a shell that looks
like a trashcan,and a mask on his face.
DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: It is complete Pastrytron !
PASTRYTRON: Yesssss all is going according to plan.
D-DRONE: Behold decepticon STARCREAM. As you
have requested starcream has been constructed of pure
GelatonousMetal,nearly indestructible,except for his foot.
PASTRYTRON: Welcome to the Dessert Wars Starcream.
STARCREAM: Thank you allmighty Pastrytron,my first
duty as your new General will be to gather more energon.
PASTRYTRON:
You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early
warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy
Autobot City, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.
STARCREAM:*Cough* Uhhmm
PASTRYTRON:
Opps wrong leader,wrong script.Where was I ah yessss.
We have no need for Energon,now that we have a new
scource of power,a new scource of energy,a new scource
of delicious edible snaks for all to eat after their meals,this
is no other than the all mighty mysterious green lime pudding
underneath Pastratron's surface. Our only obsticle is getting
past the Morphimals,and the Oreo,blast them,blast them to the pit.
STARCREAM:
Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat,the
Autobot's moon base.
PASTRYTRON: *Cough* Uhhmm
STARCREAM:
Sorry,now you have me doing that. We don't need to worry about
the Morphimals,or the Oreo,when we have the greatest weapon ever.
PASTRYTRON: What would that be Starcream?
STARCREAM:
You see,your name sake had hidden our secret weapon in a hidden
area here on Pastratron.It's quite simple really. Back in the year 2000
strange Autobots came to Earth,and caused our timestream to be altered.
So I and many others were sent back in time to obcure a new weapon.
We were so impressed with what the Humans called the Bill Cosby Show.
That we went to the year 1985,which was only one year after we had awaken
from the crash of the Ark,any way to make a long story even longer,we took
this human they called Bill Cosby,and brought him back to pastratron.
He was then what humans called brain washed,into doing our bidding.
We hidden him in a secret locaion,then he was cryogenically frozen for
our later use,eventually we went back to the year 2000,prevented the
strange autobots from altering our timestream,then went back to our
own time. Everyone had forgotten about this Bill Cosby except for me.
The only trouble we had while getting this weapon was this human
called Marty McFly,he the strange older human,a dog,and this strange
Autobot they called "Flying deloreon" almost thwarted our plans on
more than one occasion. We were saved by this Biff guy whom created
a diversion for us by crashing his Autobot he called "Caddy" into a
pile horse dung,what an odd group of Humans,I wonder how they
managed to win the Great War of 3099. Now we must find Bill Cosby !
PASTRYTRON: *cough* *cough* yes thank you Starcream for that brief story.
STARCREAM:You are welcome almighty Megatron!
PASTRYTRON: Pastrytron my name is Pastrytron!
STARCREAM: Sorry bad habbit.
D-DRONE:Sorry to interrupt,but the Morphimals are coming this way.
PASTRYTRON: Puddingcon Generals perpare for battle at once.
PANKORR: Pankorr smash puny Morphimals,then eat them good.
PASTRYTRON: Yes I am sure that you will.
THRUST: Are you coming Pastrytron?
PASTRYTRON: No of course not,what do think this is Beast Wars?
WIPE TO:
EXT.EARTH-DAY
NARRATOR: For reasons unknown to us caused by the mysterious
green ooze,we were transported to the year 2005 on earth.
Hot Rod and his human friend Daniel Witwicky are fishing
in a large lake by lookout mountin. Daniel looks bored,his
rod stuck in the dirt and his line floating in the lake.
HOT ROD: Fish are jumping today, huh, Dan-O?
DANIEL: I guess so.
HOT ROD: Hey, what's the matter?
DANIEL: Uh, I don't know, Hot Rod.
HOT ROD: Come on, you can tell me.
DANIEL: Guess I just miss my dad.
HOT ROD: Don't worry, Spike will be back soon... oh hey! I caught something!
DANIEL: Wow! Look at the size of it!
HOT ROD: Yep. It's a whopper all right.
DANIEL: Hot Rod, the shuttle's coming. Let's watch it land.
HOT ROD: Talk about dull, Daniel.
DANIEL: Hurry or we'll miss it!
HOT ROD: If you're going to ride, Dan-O, ride in style.
DANIEL: Hey! Let's stop here!
HOT ROD: Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything
from Lookout Mountain?
NARRATOR: For reasons unknown to us caused by the mysterious
green ooze,we were transported back to the year ,what ever the hell
year it is when beast machines takes place,and everything goes down
hill from there,and I frankly wish that it's all a dream,and one day Rattrap
will wake up and we find out that we are still in the beast wars era and it
was all a bad nightmare caused by that wacky oil that cheetor gave to rattrap.
Any way I know that will never happen and I guess I digress,now back to the
show .
EXT.PASTRATRON STREETS - NIGHT
The Morphimals rest while they can.
They are dameaged in the fight and
are covered in a shine of green Jello.
OPTIMUS:We need to get back to our base for repairs.
RATTRAP: It's all your fault you know.
CHEETOR: I agree,ever since we came back you have been
ordering us around,and because of it were now damaged.
BLACK-A:Yeah and now we're covered in lime jello.
OPTIMUS: Then we should transform to allow our
bodies to repair our damaged systems.
RATTRAP: Hello fearless leader we can't transform!
OPTIMUS: *sigh* The early Pastratronians did not
always transformed they had to learn how to it.
It takes years of practice and discipline to do so.
The oreo has shown me the way,clear your minds.
I am morphed ! [Optimus morphs from ape form to an ape]
BLACK-A: I am morphed [She morphs from a spider to a spider]
CHEETOR: I am morphed [He morphs from a cheetah to a cheetah]
RATTRAP:I am morphed [Nothing]
RATTRAP:I am morphed [Nothing]
RATTRAP:Ah com'on com'on morph already.
What do I have to say,I am low fat? [He morphs from a rat to a rat]
It works wahoo,it works. Although I look like a rat.
BLACK-A: Hello you are a rat.
RATTRAP: Yeah but I was never this ugly.
STARCREAM: GET THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OPTIMUS: Run it's the puddingcons !
RATTRAP: Oh we're all gonna die !
FADE TO BLACK:
INSERT TITLE: TO BE CONTINUED
Episode2 : Secret of the ooze Part 2
The morphimals after they runand
hide from the puddingcons,go in search
for answers of their existence,and to
find their missing friends. Instead they
find a new friend and some kind of pudding.
Meanwhile Pastrytron and Starcream find
their secret weapon,which is now not a
secret,and use it against the Morphimals.
All that and more next time on Dessert Wars!
--------------------------------
This was my first fanfic,although
I have been writing screenplays
and short stories since I was in
sixth grade. I hope you enjoyed it.
If not please E-mail with ideas to
improve it,or to make it better.
There are no actual copy rights
because this is a parody of Fox Kid's
Beats Machines. Most credit comes from
all of us frequent visitors of bottalk.com.
The full address is http://www.bottalk.com
-------------------------------
Voice Guy
[Hard at work writer!]
voice@dwp.net
set near you !
TRANSFORMERS:DESSERT WARS
A Blameframe Entertainment production.
A Beast Machines parody by Bottalk Transfans.
Based on characters created by Hasblow,INC.
Transformers:Dessert Wars
Episode production #BT0001
Episode Title: Secret Of The Ooze
Theme song perfformed by: CocaCola & Stan Kooshball
Transformers,Dessert Wars (beat) [in robotic voice:
More than meets the eye] Tansformers desserts in disguise
The Morphimals wage their battle against the evil forces
of the Puddingcahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnssssss.
Transformers !
FADE IN:
EXT.ESTABLISHING SHOT-SPACE
A slow, beautiful pan across interstellar night sky
of space,showing the glimmering effects of the stars.
Drifting asteroids with tails of space rocks etc.
Someplace in space,we see a small ship drifting in
Earth's atmosphere. A close up observation
indicates that there is a puddingcon insignia located
on it's center section of the door.
FADE OUT:
EXT.SPACE -TITLE CARD:
Transformers: The pudding Morphs
NARRATOR:
Four million years ago.The descendents of the original
Autobots known as Morphimals have returned to their
home planet of Pastratron. They return to find that all of
Pastratron's citizins have vanished without a trace.
This was caused by the evil and trecherous Pastrytron.
He used an virus that caused everyone to freeze
in place. Afterwards he removed their sparks,and
built an endless army of drones called Puddingcons.
Then he took the sparks of three morphimals and
put them in the lifless bodies of three Puddingcon
Generals.
On pastratron the Morphimals had to adapt,they were
given new bodies in beast dessert form. The bodies were
given to them by the mysterious OREO,the central lifeforce
of Pastratron. The Oreo reformatted their beast forms into
low fat desserts. The Morphimals are lead by the mighty
OPTIMUS PIE. The morphimals are about to search for
answers of their existence but ,the leader of the puddingcons
created a new technology known as GelatonousMetal.
This new technology is a mix of an invincible metal and Jello.
With this new technology in the hands of the treacherous
Puddingcons,there seems to be little the Morphimals can do
to win the battle they call the Dessert Wars.
CUT TO:
EXT.PASTRATRON - NIGHT
We see many blasts of Gelatin goo hit the ground.
With out warning we see many feet hurdle past us.
More gelatin goo hits the ground as the same set
of feet run by. We pan upward to see the Morphimals
dodge the assult of Gelatin goo,that is shot at them
by the pudding drones,led by the three Generals.
Funky techno music plays as the green jello
is splattered all over,caused by an explosion
from one of the drone's tanks filled with gelatin.
The Morphimals turn arround the corner,and
temporarily find shelter from the attacks.
CUT TO:
INT.PUDDINGCON HEADQUARTERS-NIGHT
Pastrytron's Diagnostic drone enters the room.
behind it is a tall cylinder covered with a red cloth.
Pastrytron gets off of the trone he was sitting on.
he stands very very tall,he was once a transnmetal
dragon with great power and strength,now he is
now weak covered with wires and a shell that looks
like a trashcan,and a mask on his face.
DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: It is complete Pastrytron !
PASTRYTRON: Yesssss all is going according to plan.
D-DRONE: Behold decepticon STARCREAM. As you
have requested starcream has been constructed of pure
GelatonousMetal,nearly indestructible,except for his foot.
PASTRYTRON: Welcome to the Dessert Wars Starcream.
STARCREAM: Thank you allmighty Pastrytron,my first
duty as your new General will be to gather more energon.
PASTRYTRON:
You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early
warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy
Autobot City, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.
STARCREAM:*Cough* Uhhmm
PASTRYTRON:
Opps wrong leader,wrong script.Where was I ah yessss.
We have no need for Energon,now that we have a new
scource of power,a new scource of energy,a new scource
of delicious edible snaks for all to eat after their meals,this
is no other than the all mighty mysterious green lime pudding
underneath Pastratron's surface. Our only obsticle is getting
past the Morphimals,and the Oreo,blast them,blast them to the pit.
STARCREAM:
Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat,the
Autobot's moon base.
PASTRYTRON: *Cough* Uhhmm
STARCREAM:
Sorry,now you have me doing that. We don't need to worry about
the Morphimals,or the Oreo,when we have the greatest weapon ever.
PASTRYTRON: What would that be Starcream?
STARCREAM:
You see,your name sake had hidden our secret weapon in a hidden
area here on Pastratron.It's quite simple really. Back in the year 2000
strange Autobots came to Earth,and caused our timestream to be altered.
So I and many others were sent back in time to obcure a new weapon.
We were so impressed with what the Humans called the Bill Cosby Show.
That we went to the year 1985,which was only one year after we had awaken
from the crash of the Ark,any way to make a long story even longer,we took
this human they called Bill Cosby,and brought him back to pastratron.
He was then what humans called brain washed,into doing our bidding.
We hidden him in a secret locaion,then he was cryogenically frozen for
our later use,eventually we went back to the year 2000,prevented the
strange autobots from altering our timestream,then went back to our
own time. Everyone had forgotten about this Bill Cosby except for me.
The only trouble we had while getting this weapon was this human
called Marty McFly,he the strange older human,a dog,and this strange
Autobot they called "Flying deloreon" almost thwarted our plans on
more than one occasion. We were saved by this Biff guy whom created
a diversion for us by crashing his Autobot he called "Caddy" into a
pile horse dung,what an odd group of Humans,I wonder how they
managed to win the Great War of 3099. Now we must find Bill Cosby !
PASTRYTRON: *cough* *cough* yes thank you Starcream for that brief story.
STARCREAM:You are welcome almighty Megatron!
PASTRYTRON: Pastrytron my name is Pastrytron!
STARCREAM: Sorry bad habbit.
D-DRONE:Sorry to interrupt,but the Morphimals are coming this way.
PASTRYTRON: Puddingcon Generals perpare for battle at once.
PANKORR: Pankorr smash puny Morphimals,then eat them good.
PASTRYTRON: Yes I am sure that you will.
THRUST: Are you coming Pastrytron?
PASTRYTRON: No of course not,what do think this is Beast Wars?
WIPE TO:
EXT.EARTH-DAY
NARRATOR: For reasons unknown to us caused by the mysterious
green ooze,we were transported to the year 2005 on earth.
Hot Rod and his human friend Daniel Witwicky are fishing
in a large lake by lookout mountin. Daniel looks bored,his
rod stuck in the dirt and his line floating in the lake.
HOT ROD: Fish are jumping today, huh, Dan-O?
DANIEL: I guess so.
HOT ROD: Hey, what's the matter?
DANIEL: Uh, I don't know, Hot Rod.
HOT ROD: Come on, you can tell me.
DANIEL: Guess I just miss my dad.
HOT ROD: Don't worry, Spike will be back soon... oh hey! I caught something!
DANIEL: Wow! Look at the size of it!
HOT ROD: Yep. It's a whopper all right.
DANIEL: Hot Rod, the shuttle's coming. Let's watch it land.
HOT ROD: Talk about dull, Daniel.
DANIEL: Hurry or we'll miss it!
HOT ROD: If you're going to ride, Dan-O, ride in style.
DANIEL: Hey! Let's stop here!
HOT ROD: Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything
from Lookout Mountain?
NARRATOR: For reasons unknown to us caused by the mysterious
green ooze,we were transported back to the year ,what ever the hell
year it is when beast machines takes place,and everything goes down
hill from there,and I frankly wish that it's all a dream,and one day Rattrap
will wake up and we find out that we are still in the beast wars era and it
was all a bad nightmare caused by that wacky oil that cheetor gave to rattrap.
Any way I know that will never happen and I guess I digress,now back to the
show .
EXT.PASTRATRON STREETS - NIGHT
The Morphimals rest while they can.
They are dameaged in the fight and
are covered in a shine of green Jello.
OPTIMUS:We need to get back to our base for repairs.
RATTRAP: It's all your fault you know.
CHEETOR: I agree,ever since we came back you have been
ordering us around,and because of it were now damaged.
BLACK-A:Yeah and now we're covered in lime jello.
OPTIMUS: Then we should transform to allow our
bodies to repair our damaged systems.
RATTRAP: Hello fearless leader we can't transform!
OPTIMUS: *sigh* The early Pastratronians did not
always transformed they had to learn how to it.
It takes years of practice and discipline to do so.
The oreo has shown me the way,clear your minds.
I am morphed ! [Optimus morphs from ape form to an ape]
BLACK-A: I am morphed [She morphs from a spider to a spider]
CHEETOR: I am morphed [He morphs from a cheetah to a cheetah]
RATTRAP:I am morphed [Nothing]
RATTRAP:I am morphed [Nothing]
RATTRAP:Ah com'on com'on morph already.
What do I have to say,I am low fat? [He morphs from a rat to a rat]
It works wahoo,it works. Although I look like a rat.
BLACK-A: Hello you are a rat.
RATTRAP: Yeah but I was never this ugly.
STARCREAM: GET THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OPTIMUS: Run it's the puddingcons !
RATTRAP: Oh we're all gonna die !
FADE TO BLACK:
INSERT TITLE: TO BE CONTINUED
Episode2 : Secret of the ooze Part 2
The morphimals after they runand
hide from the puddingcons,go in search
for answers of their existence,and to
find their missing friends. Instead they
find a new friend and some kind of pudding.
Meanwhile Pastrytron and Starcream find
their secret weapon,which is now not a
secret,and use it against the Morphimals.
All that and more next time on Dessert Wars!
--------------------------------
This was my first fanfic,although
I have been writing screenplays
and short stories since I was in
sixth grade. I hope you enjoyed it.
If not please E-mail with ideas to
improve it,or to make it better.
There are no actual copy rights
because this is a parody of Fox Kid's
Beats Machines. Most credit comes from
all of us frequent visitors of bottalk.com.
The full address is http://www.bottalk.com
-------------------------------
Voice Guy
[Hard at work writer!]
voice@dwp.net