A/N: Hello again it's me. Of course you wouldn't know who I was if you hadn't read any of my previous stories, or should I say story. I had first had a thing called "TK, or not TK" in which I argued the positives of Davis and TK in regard to a relationship with Kari. Well its gone now, I may repost however. My second was the adventures of Blubglub and Guy in the Digiworld. It was a bigger bomb than "Little Boy." But my failure has not discouraged me, I don't know the meaning of the word quit (though one day I plan to look it up.) So here is my second attempt at a fanfic with Blubglub and Guy, my two characters, muses, personalities, avatars, and delusions of my crazed mind. Well this was long, so read on to the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or any other copyrighted things.
(Also, I'll have the tendency to comment on things in a manner like this-BG)
Davis and the Devil
By he who is known as BLUBGLUB
It was a basic school day. The teacher was droning on about this and that while the students appeared to pay attention. From where he sat alone in the back of the class, Davis watched Kari where she sat next to TK. They were whispering and chatting, passing notes between them whenever the teacher took notice. 'Why does he get to sit next to Kari where he can chat with her, and I'm stuck back here, alone, with no one to talk to,' thought Davis. 'I could pass her a note,' thought Davis in a sudden burst of genius. Quickly writing one (what it says matters not-BG), he passed it to the kid who sat in front of him and on to Kari. It was passed on as all notes are with various comments and muttered directions from people as it moves from person to person like the cold. (Yay! Similes-BG) When it reached Kari she turned and looked back at Davis who, for lack of a better action, waved sheepishly. She turned back to her work, putting the note in her purse.
"Aren't you gonna read it?" Davis heard TK ask.
"No, I'll deal with it later," responded Kari, her head nodding to the garbage. (I don't mean for Kari to seem cruel, it's just this was a necessary evil, and who says Kari is not without cruelty-BG)
Davis sagged down into his seat after hearing this. Why does she like him so much? He thought to himself. Sure he's handsome and nice and charming and all the other girls want him and he's a star basketball player, but... A hushed calling for him interrupted his train of thought.
"Hey Kid, can I borrow a pen?" said a voice from his left. Turning he saw what appeared to be a bone-white orb with two big eyes staring out of it. This was perched upon a body clad in the same color bone-white bodysuit. All in all it looked like a vaguely human form lacking all detail, as well as a mouth, nose, hair and ears. (For convenience I'll call it a ninja from now on, you know, the ones clad head to foot in sneaky bodysuits with a mask covering all but their eyes, think Shadow from FF3-BG)
"Uh, sure," replied Davis as he handed over a pen, his mind a little confused because he was certain no-one sat beside him on the left, let alone a bone-white ninja-thing. The stranger said nothing as it took the pen and turned back to its work, of which there was none. Davis' mind was still reeling when another voice surprised him.
"You'll have to excuse my companion from not thanking you," said the voice, this time from his right. Turning Davis ended up staring into the two massive eyes of the flying cartoon fish which seemed to be "sitting" at the desk next to him, a desk previously unoccupied and non-existent. As Davis' mind began to work its way around this sudden discovery, tentatively touching the whole idea of a talking, flying fish as if it were a rabid badger, the fish started talking again. "I'm Blubglub and my unthankful friend there is Guy. I take it you're Davis?" said the fish, its eyes unblinking.
"You're a flying fish!" said Davis as his mind grabbed the rabid badger by the tail. (Sorry bout the metaphor-BG)
"Yeah, and I'm a bone-white bodysuit-clad ninja," said the one the fish had called Guy, who had pulled a can of pop out of nowhere and was proceeding to drink it through a straw, a fact that was daunting seeing as how Guy was wearing a seamless, mouth-less mask. After placing the straw against a spot on his mask Guy began to drink, closing his eyes for a minute as he enjoyed the taste of it. After taking a few sips, he looked back at Davis and spoke once more, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's as believable as a group of kids who go into a computer to team up with monsters and fight evil."
"How'd you know?" said Davis his mind lost in all the strangeness that had just been dumped on him.
"We watch TV," said Guy, before he began drinking his drink again.
"It's called osmosis," said Blubglub as he saw the confused look on davis' face.
"Huh?" murmured Davis.
"He drinks through osmosis, it's the diffusion or spreading of liquids through a membrane or partition till they are mixed," explained Blubglub, then as an afterthought, "not exactly the correct term, but it works." (If you know a better term give it to me-BG)
"Not that," said Davis, "the bit about watching TV."
"You're a TV sho..." started Guy before Blubglub cut him off.
"We saw you in our TV, similar to the way people saw the battle with Diaboromon on their computers," hastily explained Blubglub, then whispering to Guy, so that Davis couldn't hear, "they don't know their just cartoons and that this is a fanfiction." (I know that Davis sits between them, but I hope you don't. Wait a minute! Sh**!-BG)
"Ignorant savages," muttered Guy as he returned to his drink. Davis accepted what Blubglub had said, seeing no better explanations.
"What are you?" asked Davis, but before Blubglub could answer the teacher spoke.
"Mr. Motomiya, do you have a reason for interrupting my class?" said the teacher, directing his gaze, as well as that of the class, to where Davis sat.
Davis began to stammer out an answer, but Blubglub came to his aid.
"We're the ones at fault sir, Davis was doing his work and we interrupted him. We would gladly stay after class as punishment," said Blubglub indicating himself and Guy.
"Speak for yourself," muttered Guy.
The teacher was stunned by the fact a flying fish was talking to him. As he considered this he decided it would be safer for his sanity if he just dropped the subject. "No. That, that's alright," stuttered the teacher as he turned back to the board, his hand shaking a little.
"Thanks, but how?" Wondered Davis.
"It's hard for people to grasp the fact that a flying cartoon fish is talking to them without questioning their sanity. The fact that you've had various experiences in the Digiworld and that we continued talking to you has caused your brain to just accept me and my companion," answered Blubglub indicating himself and Guy.
"What's with the girl?" asked Guy out of nowhere as he finished his drink and threw it into the garbage can next to him, something that wasn't usually there.
"What girl?" responded Davis.
"The one who you previously sent a note to and who you've been eyeing all class," answered Blubglub, his little body making a nodding motion towards Kari.
"Oh, her name's Kari. She's my girlfriend," lied Davis. (or did he?-BG)
"Judging by the way she's friendly with the blond kid I'd say she's cheating and you're too stupid to notice, or you're lying," commented Guy as he packed up his stuff, which was easy because he had nothing. Grasping Davis' pen in his hands he sat back to wait for something.
"Well..." started Davis in an effort to explain, but the sudden ringing of the bell saved him. Davis packed up his stuff and was out of his chair in less than a minute. As he hurried to catch up to Kari the sound of his name being called stopped him. Turning he saw Guy toss Davis him his pen. As Davis tried to catch it he dropped his books. By the time he had picked them up, Kari was gone, as were Guy and Blubglub. Cursing silently he picked up his books and hurried out of the class. When all the students were gone the teacher reached into his desk and pulled out a small bottle. He tossed it back in one gulp as he looked at the back of the classroom where there was only one desk, Davis'. He shook his head and blinked a couple of times as he tried to figure out what had happened.
* * *
Davis caught up with Kari outside of school. "Hey Kari," he shouted as he rushed up behind her.
"Oh, hi Davis," replied Kari as she turned to see him.
"Listen Kari, I was wondering if you'd..." was all Davis got out before he was interrupted by the honking of a car horn.
"That's my ride Davis, I have to go," interrupted Kari as she ran off to where the car had pulled up. TK hopped out and opened the door for her, before getting back in. (It's TK's mom's car if you must know-BG)
"...like to go out with me sometime," finished Davis as the car sped off. He just stood there for a bit, looking lonely, as he tried to come to grips wit what happened. His thoughts were interrupted by a hollow sucking sound. Turning he saw Blubglub and Guy standing there, Guy being the source of the sound, as he was finishing a can of pop with a straw and was trying to get every last milliliter of pop.
"Wow! She burned you like a red dragon's fire-breath," said Guy as he finished his pop and dropped it on the ground.
"Guy, how can you be so insensitive?" said Blubglub as he saw the depressed look on Davis' face.
"Easily, I just don't care," replied Guy, ignoring the fact the question was rhetorical.
"Cheer up," said Blubglub, patting Davis on the shoulder with his little right fin. "At least she didn't say no," he added.
"Here, this'll cheer you up," said Guy, offering Davis a small rolled up piece of paper.
"No! Drugs are not the solution," said Blubglub as he batted the joint out of Guy's hand.
"They aren't?" said Guy quizzically as he reached down and picked the joint up. Dusting it off he put it in his sleeve.
"Come on Davis, let's go get a snack," Blubglub said as he started to lead Davis away from Guy.
"I want to be alone now," said Davis, shrugging off Blubglub's fins and walking away.
"What's up his ass?" wondered Guy as Davis wandered out of sight.
"His dad," muttered Blubglub as he watched Davis go.
"You foul fish," exclaimed Guy as he turned and looked at Blubglub with amazement in his eyes.
"A simple slip of the tongue," said Blubglub as they to walked off.
* * *
Who are these new characters? What will happen to Davis? When will the devil get involved? Is there a better word than osmosis? Are drugs bad? All this and more in the next thrilling installment.
A/N: I hate dialogue. Comments? Flames? Put them in a review. Thanks.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or any other copyrighted things.
(Also, I'll have the tendency to comment on things in a manner like this-BG)
Davis and the Devil
By he who is known as BLUBGLUB
It was a basic school day. The teacher was droning on about this and that while the students appeared to pay attention. From where he sat alone in the back of the class, Davis watched Kari where she sat next to TK. They were whispering and chatting, passing notes between them whenever the teacher took notice. 'Why does he get to sit next to Kari where he can chat with her, and I'm stuck back here, alone, with no one to talk to,' thought Davis. 'I could pass her a note,' thought Davis in a sudden burst of genius. Quickly writing one (what it says matters not-BG), he passed it to the kid who sat in front of him and on to Kari. It was passed on as all notes are with various comments and muttered directions from people as it moves from person to person like the cold. (Yay! Similes-BG) When it reached Kari she turned and looked back at Davis who, for lack of a better action, waved sheepishly. She turned back to her work, putting the note in her purse.
"Aren't you gonna read it?" Davis heard TK ask.
"No, I'll deal with it later," responded Kari, her head nodding to the garbage. (I don't mean for Kari to seem cruel, it's just this was a necessary evil, and who says Kari is not without cruelty-BG)
Davis sagged down into his seat after hearing this. Why does she like him so much? He thought to himself. Sure he's handsome and nice and charming and all the other girls want him and he's a star basketball player, but... A hushed calling for him interrupted his train of thought.
"Hey Kid, can I borrow a pen?" said a voice from his left. Turning he saw what appeared to be a bone-white orb with two big eyes staring out of it. This was perched upon a body clad in the same color bone-white bodysuit. All in all it looked like a vaguely human form lacking all detail, as well as a mouth, nose, hair and ears. (For convenience I'll call it a ninja from now on, you know, the ones clad head to foot in sneaky bodysuits with a mask covering all but their eyes, think Shadow from FF3-BG)
"Uh, sure," replied Davis as he handed over a pen, his mind a little confused because he was certain no-one sat beside him on the left, let alone a bone-white ninja-thing. The stranger said nothing as it took the pen and turned back to its work, of which there was none. Davis' mind was still reeling when another voice surprised him.
"You'll have to excuse my companion from not thanking you," said the voice, this time from his right. Turning Davis ended up staring into the two massive eyes of the flying cartoon fish which seemed to be "sitting" at the desk next to him, a desk previously unoccupied and non-existent. As Davis' mind began to work its way around this sudden discovery, tentatively touching the whole idea of a talking, flying fish as if it were a rabid badger, the fish started talking again. "I'm Blubglub and my unthankful friend there is Guy. I take it you're Davis?" said the fish, its eyes unblinking.
"You're a flying fish!" said Davis as his mind grabbed the rabid badger by the tail. (Sorry bout the metaphor-BG)
"Yeah, and I'm a bone-white bodysuit-clad ninja," said the one the fish had called Guy, who had pulled a can of pop out of nowhere and was proceeding to drink it through a straw, a fact that was daunting seeing as how Guy was wearing a seamless, mouth-less mask. After placing the straw against a spot on his mask Guy began to drink, closing his eyes for a minute as he enjoyed the taste of it. After taking a few sips, he looked back at Davis and spoke once more, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's as believable as a group of kids who go into a computer to team up with monsters and fight evil."
"How'd you know?" said Davis his mind lost in all the strangeness that had just been dumped on him.
"We watch TV," said Guy, before he began drinking his drink again.
"It's called osmosis," said Blubglub as he saw the confused look on davis' face.
"Huh?" murmured Davis.
"He drinks through osmosis, it's the diffusion or spreading of liquids through a membrane or partition till they are mixed," explained Blubglub, then as an afterthought, "not exactly the correct term, but it works." (If you know a better term give it to me-BG)
"Not that," said Davis, "the bit about watching TV."
"You're a TV sho..." started Guy before Blubglub cut him off.
"We saw you in our TV, similar to the way people saw the battle with Diaboromon on their computers," hastily explained Blubglub, then whispering to Guy, so that Davis couldn't hear, "they don't know their just cartoons and that this is a fanfiction." (I know that Davis sits between them, but I hope you don't. Wait a minute! Sh**!-BG)
"Ignorant savages," muttered Guy as he returned to his drink. Davis accepted what Blubglub had said, seeing no better explanations.
"What are you?" asked Davis, but before Blubglub could answer the teacher spoke.
"Mr. Motomiya, do you have a reason for interrupting my class?" said the teacher, directing his gaze, as well as that of the class, to where Davis sat.
Davis began to stammer out an answer, but Blubglub came to his aid.
"We're the ones at fault sir, Davis was doing his work and we interrupted him. We would gladly stay after class as punishment," said Blubglub indicating himself and Guy.
"Speak for yourself," muttered Guy.
The teacher was stunned by the fact a flying fish was talking to him. As he considered this he decided it would be safer for his sanity if he just dropped the subject. "No. That, that's alright," stuttered the teacher as he turned back to the board, his hand shaking a little.
"Thanks, but how?" Wondered Davis.
"It's hard for people to grasp the fact that a flying cartoon fish is talking to them without questioning their sanity. The fact that you've had various experiences in the Digiworld and that we continued talking to you has caused your brain to just accept me and my companion," answered Blubglub indicating himself and Guy.
"What's with the girl?" asked Guy out of nowhere as he finished his drink and threw it into the garbage can next to him, something that wasn't usually there.
"What girl?" responded Davis.
"The one who you previously sent a note to and who you've been eyeing all class," answered Blubglub, his little body making a nodding motion towards Kari.
"Oh, her name's Kari. She's my girlfriend," lied Davis. (or did he?-BG)
"Judging by the way she's friendly with the blond kid I'd say she's cheating and you're too stupid to notice, or you're lying," commented Guy as he packed up his stuff, which was easy because he had nothing. Grasping Davis' pen in his hands he sat back to wait for something.
"Well..." started Davis in an effort to explain, but the sudden ringing of the bell saved him. Davis packed up his stuff and was out of his chair in less than a minute. As he hurried to catch up to Kari the sound of his name being called stopped him. Turning he saw Guy toss Davis him his pen. As Davis tried to catch it he dropped his books. By the time he had picked them up, Kari was gone, as were Guy and Blubglub. Cursing silently he picked up his books and hurried out of the class. When all the students were gone the teacher reached into his desk and pulled out a small bottle. He tossed it back in one gulp as he looked at the back of the classroom where there was only one desk, Davis'. He shook his head and blinked a couple of times as he tried to figure out what had happened.
* * *
Davis caught up with Kari outside of school. "Hey Kari," he shouted as he rushed up behind her.
"Oh, hi Davis," replied Kari as she turned to see him.
"Listen Kari, I was wondering if you'd..." was all Davis got out before he was interrupted by the honking of a car horn.
"That's my ride Davis, I have to go," interrupted Kari as she ran off to where the car had pulled up. TK hopped out and opened the door for her, before getting back in. (It's TK's mom's car if you must know-BG)
"...like to go out with me sometime," finished Davis as the car sped off. He just stood there for a bit, looking lonely, as he tried to come to grips wit what happened. His thoughts were interrupted by a hollow sucking sound. Turning he saw Blubglub and Guy standing there, Guy being the source of the sound, as he was finishing a can of pop with a straw and was trying to get every last milliliter of pop.
"Wow! She burned you like a red dragon's fire-breath," said Guy as he finished his pop and dropped it on the ground.
"Guy, how can you be so insensitive?" said Blubglub as he saw the depressed look on Davis' face.
"Easily, I just don't care," replied Guy, ignoring the fact the question was rhetorical.
"Cheer up," said Blubglub, patting Davis on the shoulder with his little right fin. "At least she didn't say no," he added.
"Here, this'll cheer you up," said Guy, offering Davis a small rolled up piece of paper.
"No! Drugs are not the solution," said Blubglub as he batted the joint out of Guy's hand.
"They aren't?" said Guy quizzically as he reached down and picked the joint up. Dusting it off he put it in his sleeve.
"Come on Davis, let's go get a snack," Blubglub said as he started to lead Davis away from Guy.
"I want to be alone now," said Davis, shrugging off Blubglub's fins and walking away.
"What's up his ass?" wondered Guy as Davis wandered out of sight.
"His dad," muttered Blubglub as he watched Davis go.
"You foul fish," exclaimed Guy as he turned and looked at Blubglub with amazement in his eyes.
"A simple slip of the tongue," said Blubglub as they to walked off.
* * *
Who are these new characters? What will happen to Davis? When will the devil get involved? Is there a better word than osmosis? Are drugs bad? All this and more in the next thrilling installment.
A/N: I hate dialogue. Comments? Flames? Put them in a review. Thanks.