Henry Hart loved his job. He got to save the city and got paid for it by the mayor's office. This week was a bit different. Normally, he would get paid 7.25 dollars an hour, but he got a bonus from the mayor and it wasn't because he saved the mayor. It's only been a few weeks since he started out as Kid Danger, but it has been the best. There were bumps in the road, but he made the best out of them.
Henry had gone shopping to replace his clothes. It was nothing against them except they were just so last year. His gray low tops had been replaced with navy and black SK8-Hi Vans, his torn jeans were replaced with new jeans, his new shirt was a plain blue and red plaid button-up, and his blue, holey briefs were replaced with newer boxer briefs and briefs.
He walked through Swellview Junior High in his new clothes when he ran into the new kid. The new kid was a bully who was known as The Crusher.
"I don't get it," he said to Jasper, "Why is he called The Crusher?"
"He gives the worst super wedgies at his old school," said Jasper.
"That's not right," Henry said. He walked over to the Crusher who was socializing with a group of girls. "Hey Crusher, who do you think you are?"
The girls ran off. "Dude, what the heck?" said the Crusher.
"Who do you think you are," said Henry.
"I have a name. It's Harrison. I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and leave that part of my life behind," said The Crusher.
"Alright, but I'll be watching you and see if you get out of line," said Henry.
"Is that a threat?"
"Yeah, it is."
The Crusher reached for Henry's jeans and pulled them down to his ankles. The hall laughed at Henry's misfortune at having a bright pair of white Calvin Klein boxer briefs out in the open. To make matters worse, they were clearly new since they still had the folds from the packaging. The Crusher then grabbed the waistband of Henry's boxer briefs and yanked up. Henry screamed as he received the worst melvin of his life. The underwear was promptly ripped right off of Henry.
"Look at him, he's so tiny," giggled one of the spectators. Henry covered his crotch. "Look, he's so small that his penis fits in one hand." He pulled up his pants.
X
"Henry, where have you been? I needed you over an hour ago," Ray was covered in ash when he said this. His last mission was in a coal power plant.
Henry was dressed in his Kid Danger uniform when he walked into the Man Cave. Ray noticed a pair of ripped boxers. "I had something to do."
"Don't tell me you wedgied a kid," said Ray.
"I did. He was a bully," said Henry, "He gave me a melvin earlier."
"Did you do it in the Kid Danger suit," Ray said.
"Yeah," Henry said.
"Henry, that suit is for criminals, supervillains, and monster not for school bullies. I can't believe you did that."
"Ray, please don't fire me."
"I won't, but the punishment needs to fit the crime."
Henry looked at the underwear in his hands. "You don't mean."
"I superhero needs a super wedgie."
Ray quickly turned Henry around. Before he could react, Ray grabbed the waistband of Henry's undergarments of choice were a pair of white briefs with blue trim on the waistband, legholes, and fly. With one foul swoop, Ray had managed to force the underwear over his head. The blond kid screamed as Ray snapped it over Henry's head. Henry scrambled to remove the underpants, but Ray dragged him by it and hung him on a high hook in the Man Cave. When Henry was free, this let him scream even more.
Ray then removed Henry's pants. When the underwear snapped and Henry landed, Ray made fun of Henry's butt and how small he was. Henry cover himself and ran towards the room with an ice machine for his butt.
He will never abuse his Kid Danger identity again.