Once upon a time, there were two ninja who hated each other above all else. Their names were Itachi and Kakashi. They were both shinobi who were on the team and had the same sensei, but one day, their sensei made them both go the same mission together to settle their differences. Of course it was an a-ranked mission, so both Itachi and Kakashi would have to work really hard to keep each other alive. Of course they didn't want to, but their sensei told both of them that if either of them were to die, he would personally give the living person what they got coming to them. That made them both listen.

While they were on their mission, they ran into a jounin named Zabuza. Both Itachi and Kakashi knew that they were not strong enough to face him, so they turned around and fled... until Kakashi tripped on a stick and landed on top of Itachi, that is.

Itachi turned his body around to see the panting and sweating Kakashi. Then he did something unexpected. He embraced Kakashi in a kiss. Kakashi's eyes widened but then they closed in satisfaction. Zabuza just stood there. Itachi broke the kiss.

"I hate you, Kakashi." Itachi said but then kissed Kakashi again.

Hot and ready, Kakashi undid his pants and then pulled them off.

"K-Kakashi, no..." Itachi panted, but Kakashi was paying no attention to what he was saying, he was paying attention to what was in his pants.

Zabuza was getting really into it, because he couldn't keep his eyes off them, but still kakashi was paying no attention.

"Kakashi, I want you inside me. Take all of me." He carefully undid his pants and turned over so that he was facing the ground.

"Itachi, I hope you enjoy this."

Then in one motion he entered him. Itachi dug his nails into the dirt as Kakashi pumped faster and faster. Zabuza was now right beside them watching them. What the hell are they doing? Zabuza thought to himself. Whatever it is they're doing, it looks like fun.

"I-Itachi..." Kakashi had climaxed into itachi.

Itachi had still not yet climaxed, so Kakashi turned him over and took his member into his mouth. with dirt under his fingernails, Itachi took Kakashi's member into his hand and massaged it with his nails.

"K-K-Kakashi..." but he was too late.

Itachi had climaxed into Kakashi's mouth. Kakashi spit out Itachi's seed because he didn't like the way it tasted. Then Kakashi climaxed again, except this time it was all over Itachi's chest and stomach.

"S-sorry." Kakashi said.

"That's okay. I would' ve done the same thing."

Then out from behind a tree their sensei came out from the shadows.

"What the hell is going on here?"

"Orochimaru-sensei!" Kakashi and Itachi screamed out loud together.

Then Orochimaru looked suspiciously at them.

"Are you boys ready for round two?"

Kakashi and Itachi stared blankly at each other. Then Kakashi looked up at his sensei.

"Sure, but this time I get to be on bottom."

Itachi looked up at him.

"Fine, I don't like being the uke anyway."

"All right boys," Orochimaru said, "Let's get down to business."

Zabuza was still standing right beside them as they started round two.