Authors note: Okay, this is my first fanfic. Me and my lil bro were playing Halo 2 and we got this freakin funny idea about what would happen if so and so happened to a spartan. It was soooo funny when we did this. We were both sugar high. this is my first fanfic so don't burn me badly pleeeease!!!! You can flame me if you want whatever floats your boat.

Disclaimer:Obviously I don't own any of characters from Halo or anything Halo related.

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John was looking at his fellow spartans as they ate. He looked down at the slop infront of him. While on a mission the food totally sucked. After they were all done eating they all put on their helmets and sat there in the covenant ship they took over.

"Hey Linda?" John asked while looking at the female spartan.

"What so you want John?" Linda replied while looking at him.

"You're too quiet. You usually yap away like no tomorrow."

"Umm. I think Somethings wrong with me. Happy?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I keep getting a tingly feeling in the bridge of my nose."

Umm. Your nose?"

"Yes! Didn't you hear me the first time?"

"It's probably something stupid!" Fred, who had been listening to the conversation, said.

"I didn't ask you!" Lind said annpyed.

"Or maybe it's some sort of disease!" Will yelled.

"Ahh!!!! Get away from me! I'm clean!" Fred yelled while running away from Linda.

"Ohh come on! It's probably nothing. I think." John said while slowly walking away from Linda.

"Come on you guys! There is nothing wrong with me! Wait. Somethings happening. My nose is tingling even more!" Linda said. The others couldn't see her expresion because she had her helmet on.

"Let's watch!" Fred said while producing popcorn out of thin air.

"How did you do that?" Will asked confused.

"I don't know. I've been able to do it since I was little." Fred answered.

"Sweet! Let me have some!" Will said while taking a handful of popcorn.

"Are you allright Linda." John asked at a safe distance.

"Umm. Yea! The tinglings... wait. AAAHH!! AH! AAAAHHHCHHHOOOOO!!!!!" Linda sneezed. The others burst out laughing realizing what was going on.

"All you had to do was sneeze!" Fred said while trying to stop laughing.

"Like OMG!!!! AHHH! I have fat green, yellow, and slimey boogers on the inside of my helmet. EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! They're sliding down my helmet. EEEEWWW!! Now they're touching me!! AAAHHHH!! GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMFFGETTHEMOFF!!!!!!" Linda was yelling this while running around waving her hands. The others were looking at her and then burst into laughter.

After about two hours of doing this Linda fainted from screaming so much and Will, Fred, and John finally stopped laughing.

"Should we help her?" Fred asked. They all looked at eachother then all at once they said, "NAAHH!!!" and started giggling.

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Yea. I was really sugar high. But, it might not be that bad! Or it might be that bad. Depends on how you much you people do or don't like it. So, reveiw please!!!!

-Grey