Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto...

(( Dialogue fiction ))

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Chapter One: Let the fun begin...

"Ugh... so who's lame idea was this again?"

"Oh shut it, Temari! None of us want to be here just as much as you don't. Especially me... I mean, if I have to look at billboard-brow for another minute, I'm going to explode!"

"As if Ino-pig, just being in the same room with you makes me sick to my stomach!"

"Y-You guys, come on. L-Lady Tsunade thought t-that if we all spent some time together at a sleepover-"

"Pft. Sleepover Hyuuga? That wench you call Hokage locked us all in Tenten's apartment until morning. I hardly call that a sleepover."

"Knock it off, Temari! Don't you dare talk to Hinata-chan like that. You think I like having you in my apartment stinking up the place?! And if you call Lady Tsunade a wench one more time, I promise, you'll be eating one of my kunai as a midnight snack."

"Oooh, is that a threat? Ha! If I recall, you couldn't even land a scratch on me during the Chunnin exams. Just admit it, you're nothing compared to me."

"Feh... wanna try your chances against me without your precious fan backing you up?"

"T-Tenten-san, Temari, p-please don't fight..."

"See, Sakura, even Tenten can't stand the sand brat. It's a known fact that, Temari is just useless to try and get along with."

"What did you just call me, Yamanaka?"

"I called you a, Sand. Brat. I didn't stutter..."

"Oh, I'm a sand brat huh? Sure, that's a lot coming from the Konoha whore! I know you like Shikamaru now after failing with the Uchiha trash."

"Whore?! I don't know who you think you are, but I am no whore! And for your information, I've had my eye on Shikamaru for awhile so he's rightfully mine!"

"Oi! Did you just call my Sasuke-kun trash?!"

"Yeah, I did. You wanna start something with me too, Haruno? If so, then let's hear it because I'm not afraid of you; I'm not afraid of someone who let's her teammates fight her own battles. At least the rest of us in this room hold our own..."

"Cut it out, now! God, Hinata-chan and I can't take much more of this. I swear, if I have to get my ass up and out of this chair, someone is going to answer to my unlimited arsenal. Have you forgotten that you're in my apartment? Meaning, I know where every hidden weapon, item, and tool is located so don't push your luck with me."

"Hmph, whatever. I'm going to bed."

"Good, the sand brat is going to bed. Now all I need is for forehead to vanish and I'll be all set."

"Is that so?! Well don't be surprised when you wake up tomorrow, Ino, and your head is shaved."

"You wouldn't dare, Sakura!"

"Try me..."

"Gah, and people wonder why I hang out with guys more. It's pretty obvious... I'd rather be a tomboy any day than to put up with that type of bickering everyday."

"H-Hehe... r-really, Tenten-san? I-I thought that maybe y-you liked being around guys more because you like N-Nej-"

"What?! Hinata-chan, are you out of your mind! Okay, your forehead doesn't feel warm, but I still think that you're falling ill or something."

"Just admit it, Tenten; you like the cold hearted freak. Everyone can tell, even if you deny it."

"Ino-pig does have a point, Tenten. Not to mention that you're the only girl he talks to so the feelings must be mutual."

"I think you're all crazy..."

"If you're talking about that other Hyuuga kid... he does have a nice butt if you think about it."

"I thought you were going to sleep, Temari. And he does have a name you know; it's Ne- Wait! Did you just say that he has a nice butt?!"

"How can I sleep with all this racket? And what if I did? If you don't like him, then you wouldn't care what I thought."

"I don't! I-It's just... ugh! I have nothing to prove to you."

"What now? Is the so called weapons mistress going to sulk about it?"

"T-Tenten-san, T-Temari didn't mean it. P-Please put down the s-scythe."

"Ha, you really pushed her buttons this time sand brat."

"Please, like I'm scared of Te-"

"T-Tenten-san, put down the sickle t-too. And the shuriken... u-um, is that a senbon?"

"I'm not putting down my senbon."

"You know, chewing on the needle like that will eventually rot your teeth out. It's a wonder Genma-sama still has his teeth."

"I know that, Haruno. Though, Genma-sama really isn't all that bad to be honest, and neither is Kotesu or Izumo. Actually, most of the older Chunnin and Jounin are pretty nice if you get to know them."

"Wow, is there anyone from this village in the male gender that you don't speak with, Tenten? You're better with guys than I am... and you don't even try."

"Billboard-brow, in order for her to be better than you, that would actually require you having skills with men in the first place. Which we all know by now that you have absolutely no skills in that area..."

"Oh, and like you do?!"

"Haruno, I'm not better with guys or whatever it was you said, I just don't throw myself at them like a fangirl would. It is possible for me to be friends with a guy without having a crush on him..."

"Maybe you should listen to her Ino-pig instead of chasing after-"

"Like you're any better?!"

"...You leaf nin are giving me a headache."

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(( A/N: Yes, there's a chapter two to this. That story was basically using the same concept I had with my other dialogue story; 'He does What exactly', which is also a total crack fic. ))