Warning: Incredibly stupid. Today I was going to update "The Prophecy," but my arm hurts from bench pressing in Phy. Ed. so I'm just posting this dumb story. I only wrote this for one line, and my brother made me write this cuz he walked in on me while I was watching an Oprah special, and he asked me why I was crying. I said, "Oprah is so inspiring!" And then he burst out laughing and forced me against my will to write this. So please don't flame it cuz it's stupid.
Anyways, I don't own Naruto or Oprah.
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Sasuke's Secretive Secret
Naruto and Sakura were walking down the road together one day – they were on their way to retrieve Sasuke and go train. Naruto had just said something ridiculous and Sakura had just thwacked him atop the head.
Naruto rubbed the bump on his head and said loudly, "Hey! Sakura, what did you smack me for?!"
Sakura thwacked him again. "Naruto! Be quiet! That's Sasuke's house right there!"
The blondie continued rubbing his noggin and pouted a little bit. The pair knocked on Sasuke's front door and waited. When they received no answer, they pushed the door open to see Sasuke in front of a television with a box of Kleenexes in his lap, weeping into the tissue.
The pink-haired kunoichi sprang forward and cried, "Sasuke-kun! What's the matter?"
Sasuke looked up at her and sniffled. "I'm sorry…it's just that…Oprah is so inspiring!" He burst into tears and Naruto sweatdropped.
"Sasuke, you watch Oprah?"
The Uchiha halted his blubbering, quickly switched off the TV, and tossed the Kleenex box over his shoulder. "No!" he screamed, wiping the tears away. "Crying? Who said anything about crying?"
Both Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped this time. "Okaaaaaaayy…" They took a step in the other direction. "Sasuke, you are a weirdo!"
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A/N: RANDOM I KNOW!!!! The line you were all waiting for was: "Oprah is so inspiring!" It's funny because Sasuke would never say that! Please review! I must know I am funny! (If you REALLY want funny, read "A Pointless Mission," even if you don't like the sound-nin, it is so freaking hilarious! Just find it at my profile! I am desperate for reviews on that one!