AN:Hey Guys this is the start of my new story! Soo plez review and stuff like that and I will reply to your reviews sooo YEAH!!!!!

Naruto's answering machine: "Hey! This is Naruto! Believe it! Sooooo leave a message and I'll get back to you!" (beep!)

message 1: Tsunade

Hey kid I need to talk to you so come to my office as soon as possible! (beep!)

message 2: Sakura

Naruto you really need to get to Tsunade's office! She's starting to get ticked off and is starting another bottle of sake. Bye! (beep!)

message 3: Sasuke

Hey dobe. I really wouldn't be calling you but anyway I'm just calling to say give it up you will never get me back. (beep!)

message 4: Hinata

N-naruto h-hi t-this is H-hinata. A-and I'm c-calling to s-say t-that I-I-I-I I Love- (beep!)

message 5: Itachi

Come to the Akatsuki we have ramen. and we want to help you with that little fox problem. (beep!)

message 6: Tobi

Hey! Hey! Tobi is a good boy and he know how to leave a message! Deidara sempi look I can leave a message! (Deidara in the background: Why should I care un!) ... Tobi is a good boy BYE! (beep!)

message 7: Sakura

Naruto you reeeaaallly need to get here soon. She is starting to punch things and you know how she gets. I think she wants to talk to you about a mission! Bye... again (beep!)

end of messages!

An: Hope you guys like the first chapter and if you have any input I'll be happy to take them and if you really what you can chose a character and do there answering machine. Well as I said earlier plez review!