AN: Spoilers for Chap. 108 ahead...you are sufficiently warned.

It was a beautiful morning in Central. Birds were chirping and the flowers were practically dancing in delight, yet there was still a quiet lull that covered the city. In short, it was the perfect start to a perfect day.

That is, until Edward Elric raced down the sidewalk, immediately changing the outcome of today's events.

"AL~~~!" He shrieked, knocking down a couple children. "HURRY UP~!"

Alphonse nearly wrung his hands in despair. "Brother, look at all the chaos you're causing!"

Ed simply let out a manical laugh and continued to wreak havoc.

"Brother!" Al yelled one last time in an attempt to get the attention of Ed. However, his attempt was futile, for Al is a weak male who is powerless to defend himself. OF COURSE he cries himself to sleep every night. OF COURSE fireflies electrocute him just because they can. And, naturally, OF COURSE he gets pushed around every day by people ten times weaker than himself.

...of course.

Meanwhile, Ed was off to the military office. He planned to cause chaos and wreak havoc, and no one could stop him.

"BELIEVE IT!" He let out his battle cry and sprinted down the sidewalk, ready to annoy Roy until the end of time.

"Mustang!" Riza's sharp tone rang through the Brigadier General's ears. He covered them and whimpered to himself.

"Yes ma'am?"

"Is the paperwork complete?"

"But there's a lot of paperwork," Roy said doubtfully.

Steam began to come out of Riza's ears. "SO IS ALL THE PAPERWORK DONE?"

Everyone in the office watched as Roy was mercilessly beaten to a pulp by Riza's gun. A telephone rang but no one answered it.

"...no..." Roy began to bawl as the others tried their best to ignore him.

Riza looked at him in disgust. "I thought you had balls," She tucked away her gun and went off to take Black Hayate for a walk.

Roy was a helpless onlooker, watching as the love of his life took her willing steps away from him. "...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

"This is ridiculous!" Ed said angrily, kicking the telephone booth. "They didn't even answer my phone call, my warning as to their ultimate downfall. Well, they want a surprise, THEY'LL GET A SURPRISE!"

By now, Al had caught up to Ed, but he hadn't listened to his brother's little rant. Girls were fawning over him and he was accepting their compliments graciously.

"Why yes, I do wear cologne-no, that singer is ugly-I'm sorry, dear, my innocence must not be compromised by the likes of you-"

"AL!" Ed yelled at his brother. "Stop your manwhoring and get over here!"

Al looked at the girls, who had instantly began to cry. "Darlings, don't worry, I'll be back soon," He turned his back and took one step away from them. However, as he did so, one girl leapt out from the crowd and managed to force Al's right shoe off his foot. The others caught on quickly, and they all began to pull at Al's clothes, much to his dismay.

"I got his sock!"

"I got his sweater!"

"I got his tie!"

"...AAAAAAAAHH~! ARUFONSEE-KEWN IZ CHOKING!"

Sure enough, Al's face had turned blue and he was desperately grasping at his neck, which was straining under the fangirl's pull on his tie.

"...oops," She let go, and Al felt better, though still a little rattled. But, the fangirls resumed their activity tenfold, and not before long Al had no clothes on at all.

"...OMG SO HAWT~!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~!" screamed Al, running away from them and not looking where he was going, which turned out to be a big mistake on his part. He felt himself hit something solid and sexy.

"Al?" asked Scar, aka Sexy Hobo.

The boy could only look up in fear and admiration at the great man.

"Al, didn't I tell you-" Ed had joined them, and was now taking in the greatness of the sexy hobo.

Scar looked down at them. They looked up at him. He sighed. Obviously these little ones wanted something from him. Well, if they wanted something, they'd get something.

He bent his knees and brought his hands to the concrete pavement. The Elrics watched, amazed as Scar used his alchemy arms to construct...little figurines?

"Here you go," He gave Ed and Al each a little model of himself, standing stotically. Immediately, the brothers began to squeal. "Little ones, I must be on my way,"

Immediately, Ed and AL stopped squealing.

"Don't leave us, Scar!"

"We love you, Scar!"

"What will we do without you?"

Scar cracked his knuckles in a manly fashion. "Little ones, you must live on and continue my legacy, and in that way I will always live on...within your hearts,"

The Elrics let out a sigh as they watched Scar walk away from them.

Ed stared at his sexy hobo figurine for a little while longer before putting it away in his pocket. "C'mon Al, we've still got to wreak havoc with the military,"

"Oh, right," Wondering to himself how Ed had managed to sucker him into his demonic plans, Al followed his brother.

Havoc, Falman, Fuery, and Breda were standing right outside the men's bathroom, listening to Roy's sobs.

"Should we help him?" asked Havoc, who was barely standing by the help of Falman and Fuery.

"Nah," said Fuery, adjusting his grip on Havoc's armpit.

As the men exercised their sadism, there was the sound of footsteps coming down the hallway. They looked and saw Ed and Al, who were busy wreaking havoc.

"Hey!" Breda yelled, waving them over. "Long time no see,"

The brothers walked over to them. "Hi," said Al.

Falman narrowed his eyes even more than they were already narrowed. "Al, you're naked,"

Al looked down at himself, and suddenly had a flashback of the fangirl incident. "Holy crap!" He cried out, trying to shield himself as best as possible while the others laughed.

Ed peered at the bathroom door suspiciously. "Is the Colonel crying?"

"Mustang's a Brigadier General now," said Fuery.

The now-not-so-short one rolled his eyes. "Why's he crying?"

The military officers shrugged.

"Well then," There was an evil glint in Ed's golden eyes. "I think...it is my time to intervene," He pushed open the door and walked in, ready to laugh at Mustang until he cried himself blind.