One day snape was walking down the hall and heard a noise. He saw where the noise was from. It was from a strange tree. "Hello tree" said snape as he walked past. Then he ran into ron. "Watch where youre going!" he said while smirking. ron was scared and ran away. Snape walked again but ran into a suite of armor. "WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING!" He shouted again and kicked the wall but it hurt and he broke his toe. Then he went to the hospitol where they fixed his toe and he went free. then a ghost came up to him and called him names making him angry. So he cursed the ghost with his wand at the lake so he COULDNT BE BOTHERED AGAIN!!
Dumbledore saw this and was angry as well. "SNAPE!!" He yelled to get him there. But Snape was still angry and did not care and went to London. in london a bus came and was going to hit him but he ran out of the way. It was not fun thought snape.
He went to see the movie he really wanted to see but they were sold out so snape snuck in using a spell and saw it anyways. Then the main character was shot and was dying! "NOOOO!!" said snape with tears on his face. Jon was his favorite character and did not want to see him dye by the evil zombies. Snape ran out of the theatre angry and wnated to hurt someone. Then he ran to the local jewelers with his wand and stole lots of money. "NOOOO!!!" He said in his pain. he ran from the police and got a stray dog as a pet and named it Cecil. Cecil and Snape went over the countryside to find better food and then found some and were happy. Later they found a circus and bounght a trailer where they lived and watched zombie movies all day.