Summary-

Naruto Yaoi fanfic!

Naruto and his adopted brother Sasuke move to a new town and new school. What happens when their "more than brothers" relationship is challenged by stalkers, pedophiles and –Mary Mother of God- FANGIRLS! RUN!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! Kishimoto 2 Me as Jashin 2 Hidan XD

Couplings- Sasunaru, Uchihacest, Itakyuu, KakaObi, KakaIru, Kakasasu, Kakanaru, ItaKyuu, Kyuunaru, etc, etc, etc.

Ages-

Sasuke-14

Naruto-13

Kushina (Naruto's mom)- 32

Minato (Naruto's dad)- 32

Kanon- 28

Pein-30

Kakashi- 18 (OMG so young!)

Iruka- 17

Obito-18

Rin- 18

Kiba- 13

Itachi- 20

Kyuubi- 15

Prologue- Let's Toss Some More Spice Into the Mix!

"Ita-kun why won't you sleep with me?" Kyuubi asked innocently, lowering his hand.

Itachi sweatdropped. He had dark, black hair tied into a loose ponytail, and deep red eyes with strange markings in them. He was dressed in a black dress shirt and gray slacks.' Mental note; never answer Kyuubi's questions…' "Doesn't the five year age difference disturb you?"

"No."

"…Or the fact that I'm you're teacher?"

"Not at all." Kyuubi smiled sweetly, seemingly oblivious to the hated glares from the girls in the Mythology class.

Kyuubi had deep crimson eyes brimming with mischief, matching long hair, currently braided, down his back. His body was lean and tan. Dressed in a black vest over a flowy long sleeve, almost sheer, shirt with tight black jeans. 'The girls glare and boys stare.' Kyuubi mused.

Itachi breathed a sigh of relief as the bell rang. "Turn in your notes." He ordered walking back towards his desk.

Before he could reach 'Sanctuary' he was –glomped-..?! (A/N: I would love to glomp him!) "Ita-kun" Kyuubi purred sliding his notes into the teacher's hand, rubbing against a cough "Special" place. "Read mine first, 'kay?" Kyuubi regrettably pulled back, waving at the pissed fangirls before dancing out the door, narrowly missing the barrage of pens and pencils throw at him.

"Itachi-sensei!"

"Are you alright?"

"Kyuubi shouldn't do disgusting things like that!"

Itachi, who had recovered from shock, glared menacingly at the remainder of the class, which included the Fangirls and a few boys laughing their asses off. "Get. Out. Now…" he growled, watching in satisfaction as the kids sprinted out the door. He sat down in his chair and out of-strictly curiosity-looked at Kyuubi's notes;

Ita-kun!

I love u sooo… much!!! I also no about your little bro coming (XD) over with his 'adopted' family! How cute is he?! I can't wait 2 bang him into the ground!

Itachi crumpled the paper up quickly 'Dear God, Sasuke…' he grabbed his and dialed his otouto; hoping to save a life…

with Sasuke

Sasuke blinked as his cell rang "Hello?...Aniki?" he glanced down at his lap when Naruto stirred slightly. "Um…at the airport…yeah, about to board… watch out for a perverted redhead?...um yeah, I don't want to know…yeah, see you in Konoha…" Sasuke shut his phone with a click and looked up as his parents; Minato and Kushina walked up.

Naruto had taken Minato with the blonde hair and blue eyes. The man wasn't too muscular and had a kind, funny aura around him. But Sasuke knew from experience that he could be mean, really mean, like psychotic demon mean. He had on a white dress shirt and blue-grey slacks that looked good on him. He wrapped an arm around Kushina's shoulder's comfortingly.

Kushina had red hair, Naruto had taken her tomboy personality with a feminine kick to it. (1)

Sasuke was surprised to see her sniffling 'Well the Country of Whirlpool is her homeland…' he looked at Naruto when he sat up.

"Mmm? Sasu-nii? What time is it?"

"2:25am, our time." He answered petting Naruto on the head like a good puppy.

Naruto blinked lazily at the brunette "Ne… when's our flight?" he asked drowsily.

"In ten minutes."

"Oh…okay…" Naruto replied, snuggling back into Sasuke's lap, resting his head on the makeshift pillow Sasuke made out of a spare sweatshirt.

Sasuke sweatdropped "Dobe, come on…" he glanced as the flight attendant came to show them their first class seats. He sweatdropped 'Great…'

He sighed picking the blonde up, he walked up to the stunned flight attendant, blonde in hand, handing her their tickets before boarding the plane.

Later

Naruto woke up cuddled next Sasuke's warm body. "Awake I see…" Naruto looked up at Sasuke.

"Huh?"

Sasuke sweatdropped "Kawaii…" he murmured, pressing his lips to the blonde's brow. Naruto giggled burying his face into Sasuke's chest.

"Ano… where are we?"

"We have a couple hours left…" Sasuke replied, flipping the page of his yaoi manga.

Naruto lifted an eyebrow "…Sasu-nii, you're such a pervert…" he murmured, digging through the on-flight bag. (they share) He drew out his DS Light and proceeded to plat Kingdom Hearts; Chain of Memories. Sasuke smirked. He leaned towards the blonde.

"Naru-kun" he breathed into Naruto's ear.

Naruto jumped, "W-what?" he stuttered, not noticing Sora dying rather quickly. His face grew red Sasuke took his chin gently.

Sasuke leaned forward so that their faces were extremely close "…I'm horny, let's fuck." He stated bluntly, smirking as Naruto blinked in shock, before; "You pervert!"

Later; Konoha Airport

Itachi glanced around nervously "So far, so-"

"Ita-kun you came!"

"Shit!" Itachi cursed narrowly dodging the red blur that streaked past him. He glared at Kyuubi. "Don't do that in…public..?" he stared at the smirked redhead.

"Like what you see?" Kyuubi had changed into a red, flurry, sleeveless turtleneck and tight black leather pants with rips at the thighs and down, and a strategically placed one on his left hip.

"W-why are you dressed like…that?"

"I always dress like this, out of school, of course." Kyuubi replied tucking a stray strand of red hair behind his ear, which was down.

'He looks like a slut.' Itachi sweatdropped, noticing the look people were giving the conspicuous redhead.

"Eh? Kyuu-chan?!" Itachi blinked noticing the blonde blur two seconds prior impact. "Kyuu-chan! Kyuu-chan!!!" Naruto cried hugging the red-haired teen tightly.

"Na-chan!!! You got so big!" Kyuubi squealed, cuddling the blonde.

"You came!" Naruto glanced at Itachi "Who's this?"

"My fiancé!"

"Really?! Wow! When's the wedding?!"

Itachi glared at Kyuubi "I'm your teacher."

Naruto blinked "Wow, a teacher? Kyuu-chan he's hot…"

Itachi sweatdropped 'God, not another one…'

"Aniki?..?!" Sasuke glanced at Itachi before his eye caught someone hugging his Naruto! "Um…is your perverted redhead hugging my blonde?"

"He isn't mine! But, yeah…"

"Naru-kun…" Sasuke asked in an annoyed voice "Who's that you're hugging?"

'My, my, possessive, otouto?' Itachi smirked, going unnoticed by everyone except Kyuubi.

"Huh? Oh, Sasu-nii!"

Sasuke flinched 'He just noticed me?!'

Naruto detached himself from Kyuubi "This is Kyuubi no Kistune! A friend from the Orphanage, he looked out for me!"

Sasuke cringed slightly at "Orphanage" he remembered what that place is-was- he assured himself silently.

Itachi sighed patting Sasuke on the head "Kyuubi, this is my younger brother, don't touch!" he added sharply at the glint in Kyuubi's eyes. Sasuke sweatdropped, stepping behind Itachi, in case of emergencies such as possible rape by red head.

Kyuubi pouted "Aw…no fair…" Kyuubi felt a smile creep up his face. "I know! Let's go visit Shuu-kun and Ra-chan!"

End Prologue

1) Not much is revealed yet in the manga about Naruto's mom other than this tidbit! man I wanna know what she looks like!

May- Muahahahaha!!!! You like? I found the writings that I did when in was suck in Korea for the entire '07 summer…such a waste, but I'm still going through them!

Kk: I'm beginning to understand your insanity…

Next chapter- a visit to Shuu-kun and Ra-chan's house, which is being bombed!

Shuu-chan? Ra-chan? Guess who! (one should be easy…)

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