Author: reese-sg
Yet another attempt at humour but I got so many nice reviews for more I had to oblige, with…
…The Nightmare That Wouldn't End
McKay couldn't believe his eyes, the very same eyes that looked into the mirror every morning and saw a genius. Someone had been at his jellybean stash, hidden so carefully that McKay thought it would have taken an extremely thorough search, complete with FBI agents and warrant.
The lead up to the discovery of this scandalous theft could be traced back to 9.02pm when a craving for blue jellybeans had begun. McKay knew it would only be a matter of minutes until he sunk his choppers into a mouth-watering, blue jellybean and experienced what would only be described as a jellybean orgasm for tastebuds.
When he reached his room, McKay used his genius eyes to check that no one was around…especially Major Sheppard. Dr Weir still didn't believe that Sheppard had made off with McKay's last collection of chocolate bars. Sheppard hadn't confessed to his crimes of treason yet but it would only a matter until McKay's sutble interrogations had the required effect. If not…well let's say McKay is no longer governed by the laws of the UN when it comes down to certain techniques of interrogation.
After closing his door and creating a booby trap where anybody would be fried if they tried to force their way in, McKay revealed his hiding place. But alas, nothing was to be seen, not a single jellybean rolling around in the empty packet someone had so cruelly left as if mocking him. McKay gave an anguished cry of horror and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
When McKay came to, he sat up and his eyes narrowed. The evil doer had outwitted him again. He must be punished and in using McKay's talent of knowing all the elements on the periodic table and extensive knowledge of MacGyver re-runs HE could outsmart this lolly mass murderer…Sheppard! McKay also knew that a better hiding spot would be needed…under his mattress just wasn't sophisticated enough.
I know, I know, better could be done but next time McKay's revenge…If I could get that creative.