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A/N: It's been a long time since I posted something. But I actually made this a really long time ago now. I just had a writer's block with one shippings. I hope you'll enjoy this. I actually like it, when I read it after a long time. I hope you do, too.

By the way, the title of he chapters are the pairings. This is somewhat like a drabble so if you don't want the pairing, you could skip it. They are really not that connected. But I hope you read all of them.

So! I hope you'll enjoy this. Happy reading, guys! :))

Sorry for any error whatsoever. :P

Innocence and Stupidity

The Pokedex holders decided to meet up and have a walk in the forest. Once there, they talked for a while, catching up from each other's adventures, and then went on their own in the forest to explore for a bit…

I. OldrivalShipping (Blue x Green)

Blue walks on alone, humming to herself and letting her mind fly away. She stopped and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and stayed still. She just let the wind toy with her hair.

Ah… Peace and quiet. At last!

She's just standing there, as still as a statue, when someone tackled her and pinned her on the tree just behind her.

A hand went up to her mouth. "Shhh!" her attacker hissed in her ear as she tried to squeal.

She couldn't see who it was because the hand that's on her face was hindering her head to look down and see who it was.

After what seems to be a long time, the person released her and took a step back, though still pinning her to the tree with both his hands on her shoulder.

"Green!" Blue shouted as she met face-to-face with her attacker.

"What the hell are you doing?!" She pounded him on the chest with her fist, though he didn't budge at all. "You just scared me to death!"

Green furrowed his eyebrows and said, "Oh, I'm sorry." He said the words mockingly. "I didn't mean to save you from those groups of rampaging insect Pokemons that are flying directly towards your direction by charging at you and pinning you to this tree. Yeah, you're so welcome."

"R-Really?!" Blue looked around but she didn't see any rampaging Pokemons in sight. Green couldn't have been lying because he looks so serious. She closed her eyes and listened. After just a few seconds, she heard them. They really do sound like they were on rampage.

"Oh my! They really are here!" Her hand flew to her mouth and she looked up at Green. He still had that look of hurt and anger in his eyes.

"Oh my gosh Green, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you. I was just in shock, I-I swear!" Blue said in an almost whisper, lowering her gaze.

Green sighed and released her.

"It's ok. I know I really did shock you. I'm sorry."

"Thank you, Green."

They both smiled at each other.

When Blue took a step away from the tree, she felt something cold and sticky just behind her right shoulder.

"What is this thing?!" Blue screamed looking back down at her shoulder and pulling her blue top just a little to see what it was. It was hazel in color and it had spread all over the back of her shoulder.

Green lowered his head down and looked at it for a while before saying, "Honey," his breath tickling Blue's neck.

"Honey?" Blue said, following him with her gaze as he took a step away from her, letting go of her dress. "You pinned me to a honey-scattered tree?"

"I didn't know it has honey all over it when I tackled you," Green said defensively. "And look," Green raised his left hand to her face "I even got some on my hand and wrist. It's not just you who got all sticky."

They both stared at Green's hand for a while. It got a lot of honey that it was still dripping with it, sluggishly making its way down to his arm. He removed his wristband but it seems there's also no saving it; it's already covered with the gooey stuff.

Blue left her handkerchief and tissues in her bag, which she left at a cottage where they all met up, so she couldn't wipe the honey off her or even offer to clean Green's hand either. She sighed as she decided she'll just bear with it until she could get back to her things.

Blue's mind kept on wondering how she'll survive the feeling of being sticky with honey on the way back that when she looked up to stare at Green, her mind didn't register what he's about to do properly in her head and in that case, she couldn't look away when, to Blue's surprise, Green suddenly licked the honey from his wrist.

It was just a fleeting move, just a quick small lick, but by the way on how oddly appealing Green did it to Blue's eyes is beyond what her heart could handle. Her heart started to pound so hard and her face burned. She was left speechless.

What the hell are you thinking, Blue?! Snap out of it!

But… but… but he looks so… HOT by how he just sexily licked that freakin' honey off his wrist!

Green's eyebrows shot up. Blue noticed it and closed her already dry mouth and gulped.

"Hey, Blue," Green called her out. Her heart started to pound so hard again just by hearing him speak her name. It was as if he heard her thoughts and she immediately felt guilty about it.

"This honey…" Green continued, his gaze locking with her "it's so… it's so… it tastes so great!"

Green looked so euphoric while he stares down at his wrist again.

"Oh? Really?" was all Blue could answer.

"Yes!" Green exclaimed.

"Here," Green said. And, in one swift move, he placed his honey-free hand on Blue's honey-free shoulder and held his honeyed wrist just a few inches from Blue's lips, the spot where he'd just licked it facing her. "Have some. It tastes so great, I promise!"

It was so quick that Blue didn't have time to be shocked.

Blue's mouth hung open as she stared at his wrist, her mind in disarray and her heart pounding in her chest.

"Hey, Blue," Green shook her shoulder "what's wrong? I swear it really is good."

Blue really did thought of licking it but before she could do it, her mind snapped out of her daze and she suddenly realized what was happening. Her head boiled with anger and a lot of embarrassment.

"GREEN YOU, IDIOT!" Blue smacked him hard on the head and pushed past him harshly. He fell flat on his bottom.

"Hey! What was that for?" Green said, holding his head and looking sternly at Blue.

"You are so weird! You're an idiot and an ignorant jerk! Argh!" Blue screamed at him and stomped her foot in anger. She turned around and walked away.

Before she disappeared from Green's sight, she cried out at the top of her lungs, "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

"What's up with her?" Green murmured to himself as he massaged his head and his aching bottom. "She's the one being weird. What an annoying woman."

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