My Life as a Legendary Pokemon (Part 1)
My Life as a Legendary Pokemon (Part 1)
O.K. Your probably wondering "Why did I just picked up these collection of stories?" Well because if your like me than you ask yourself "Who stole the food from Groudon and Gina's refrigerator?" Or "How can a simple pokemon hoilday party turn into a nightmare?" And for the really adventurous type of people "Why is Rayquaza Groudon's servant for like forever?" But if you really want to know than why are you still reading the boring intro? Get Reading! (P.S. All the stories are purely out of my imagination and some of the characters as well.)
Story #1 Rayquaza the "Yes Man" (aka "Slave")
How did I ever get myself into such a horrible situation? Rayquaza was saying to himself one day. How did I get to be Groudon's "Yes Man"?
It's like I can't eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom when I want to. The hours stink, and he is as you could guess a very demanding person…….. "RAAAYYYQQUUAAAAZZZZAAAAA"!! Groudon's shriek woke me from my daydream. Oh great what does he want now? "What is it!" I said in a sing-song voice. "Where the # is the bath soap? Man his voice really does slash though the air. "I'll get it" I said with a slight sigh. If only the humans saw me now…I see the headlines.…THE GREAT RAYQUAZA "EMPEROR OF THE SKY" IS A SLAVE TO THE EVEN GREATER CONTINENT POKEMON. I shuttered to even think about what would happen if anyone found out. I knew I was pressing my luck but I asked him anyway; "Groudon can I PLEASE go to the bathroom?" Groudon did eventually answer "No, Yes Men do not go to the bathroom." Them I did something I'll regret from the rest of my life; I started to roll on the floor and had a fit. Even though Groudon never really let me go to the bathroom I eventually went…… In his bathwater. :-
Story #2 The Hoilday Party No One Will Ever Forget You think your last hoilday party was disastrous? You'll think twice about that after you hear about my experience. When I had no idea what was going to happen I was looking forward to a night full of presents, games, fun, and the timeless "adults talking to each other thing." The second I walked though the door I was greeted by Rayquaza, Shadow, Groudon, and Gina, (pronounced HE-na) and there kids; Tabitha, Shellie, Jesse, and James. Well the first thing I do is play in my room with Jeese, James, Shellie, Tabitha, and my sister Cassidy. We all played games I never dreamed of playing. I think my parents are rich they just want to hide it; sometimes I hear my parents talk about "The Lonely Hearts Club Band." That's a band that all the adults were in when they were teenagers. But back to what went wrong so lets think…oh yeah all the food never got delivered so we all ate pizza instead of the nice Chistmas dinner that Lugia and Shadow Lugia (my parents) ordered. The presents were great but I got multiples of some items. So did the adults, my perfect Christmas was slipping though my fingers faster than water down the drain. I hoped It would get better but it never did. I hope next year will better or I'll make it perfect.Story #3 Where the Heck Did All the Food Go??
You can just picture the setting…Groudon's and Gina's (HE-na) house on average day around lunchtime (Mmmmm) but the second Groudon goes to make lunch all the food in the refrigerator is gone! "GIINNNNAAAAAA!" "WHAT!!" said Gina annoyingly. "There's no food in the refrigerator!! Any reason for that??" Groudon bellowed back. "There is no reason for that, I went to the store yesterday!!" Gina shouted over the T.V. "How just tell me how that's possible just tell me!!" "Well food just doesn't get up and walk away!!" Groudon hollered back. "Well don't just stand there like a bump on a log get your big tail to the store and get more!!" "But I went last week!!" "No I did!!" (As you can see Groudon and Gina aren't getting anywhere fast so niether of them had lunch or dinner that day.) The next day Groudon went to the store and bought 150.00 worth of food. Oddly that food disappeared as well. After a few days of this monotonous (boring) cycle Gina got very anxious of what was happening she stayed up all night and finally found the culprit. "LUGIAAAAA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??" "Listen I can explain…" "You don't need to, I know why you here…" Gina interrupted. "You not in trouble I don't mind you really, as long as you tell us and it's during the day…" Thank you exclaimmed Lugia. "But there is one thing… you owe Groudon and me 650.00 dollars.