Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke and Naruto might be a couple and Naruto would definitely not have a crush on Sakura.
A/N: Hopefully this is funny; my sense of humour can be very strange at times. Constructive criticism welcome as always (just in case I forget to mention it in my other fics like I did my first one).
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Iruka was about to knock on the door to Naruto's apartment to invite him to go get some ramen with him, when he heard strange noises coming from Naruto's apartment. Fearing that Naruto might be in trouble, he burst through the door only to find that Naruto was not in trouble, but was instead on his back on the floor with Sasuke's tongue darting along a very sensitive and hard part of his anatomy.
Iruka just stood there stunned for a moment and then shouted, "AHHHHHH!!!! My cute little former students doing things like that?! Must--try—not—to—gouge—out—eyes! After all, having that as the last thing I've seen would be horrible!"
Before Naruto or Sasuke could say anything, Iruka turned around and ran from his former student's apartment.
Naruto was about to get up and run after Iruka when Sasuke tackled him.
"Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke asked, grinning mischievously. "I'm not anywhere close to being finished with you yet."
And with that said, Sasuke dragged Naruto into the bathroom for more privacy, seeing as how the front door was now in shambles from Iruka bursting through it.
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A/N: Why does no one ever think of this? Iruka may not appear to be that smart, but remember that it takes a lot of brains to be a teacher.