Another parody. Please review, it encourages me to write more craziness.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
You better not fight
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
SauronClaus is coming to town
He's making a army
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who kills the most orcs,
SauronClaus coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
Cause he's a giant eye,
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake!
O! You better not fight
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
SauronClaus coming to town
SauronClaus is coming to town